|—||Woody Allen as Howard Prince in “The Front” (1976)|
Let me begin by straightaway apologising, lah. Tiu or Twee Chap! Too late. Of course, I'm very sincere in apologising.
That's mean I was been misquoted and misunderstood by the Zionist foreign and local press. That's including but not limited to Buntutsan, Bumno bloggers and everybody else who read the title of this blog.
Journalists from 'The Malaysia Insider' are the worse misreporters as far as I am concerned. You are banned from reading this post. I will not speak to you. When do you want to interview me?
There is nothing wrong with our election system. You mean the Opposition could have won more seats in 2008 merely because 1 million citizens who were overseas could not vote as our EC and its system does not allow them?
Or, because there were allegations by that traitorous Anwar's crony Jewish friends (Soros, IMF, UN, World Bank, Einstein, Congress, Senate, Ambiga) in United States of America that postal votes were manipulated and other votes bought?
Don't make false accusations against US that you can't (and never will be able to if I can help it) prove in MY courts.
Damn that bloody Hindu woman for raising non-religious issues and planning a peaceful march! How can she democratically defend Lina Joy or other clients on Islamic issues although the Constitution says she can?
Surely she's provoking Muslims and attacking Islam and the Islamic civilization hoping to start the 4th Crusade and bring down OUR people and Government, isn't it?
Bastard Bar Council of which she is ex-President!
All banana leaf lunch eaters and beef and pork snafflers, don't you dare write or march against me. This is not a warning, just friendly advise. This is what democracy is all about, you dontch know ah?
Stock up on food and water (it's not my fault if Syabas and Puncak's taps are dry) and stay indoors for ever. Dotch you minorities dare say anything against US. Know your place. Be seen (if you really cannot avoid it), and not heard.
Better still, book a kerosene-less boat to make that easy one-way trip to Singapore, Chennai, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Medan or Beijing. Even better if you can get a couple of oars.
There, there! I just warned you and you are doing it again. Was that a threat? No, surely not. Don't read and misquote me and spread rumours, you Nazi Apcospindoctors! Don't twist and turn my statements.
I'll huff and I'll puff and.......damn these western fairy tales meant to purposely provoke my followers.....oink..snort...
Donplaypuks® and fuck around. I did not say fuck. I clearly said duck. You can read, can't you?
Dontch misquote me. I actually meant...there we go again... apanama....