In the bluff and counter-bluff cosy world of public-private business partnerships in Bolihland, where profits are piratised to fraudtrepreneur cronies, and losses socialised (written off) to the Taxpayers' account, what are the likely reponses from concerned Bolihlanders and organizations to rip-offs like the $250 million Cowgate Financial Fraud?
Donplaypuks® 1957 Independent Polling & Sampling Centre swung into action to gauge opinions. Here they are:
- Illegally manipulated the sacking of the chief cowherd 20 years ago, and why.
- Who illegally fixed the appointment of chief and senior cowherds, and cowed them all.
- Which chief cowherd went on conflict of interest holidays with which lawyers and who paid for his expenses.
- Promoted junior cowherds over much senior ones, with what purpose in mind.
Yes, it's 100% confirmed. I have proof. It's a conspiracy by the Penang government to replace all the herds with Christian cows and supermarket freezers with Vatican beef. Is the Pope Israeli?
I witnessed the bulls performing stud services while playing tennis in a wig. I can prove it 100% by hearsay, so sue me for defamation. You ask me how long cows were milked? Well, I suppose, the same way short ones were? See, you have to super smart like senators.
There could be 540 million reasons why the cows and beef have disappeared. I am innocent. I don't know who is responsible or why she did it.
Que? Que? I know nothing about the missing cows or beef. My husband tells me nothing. He did not tell me about the Mercedes cars, although they are parked in the driveway of our house. He did not tell me about the $10 million condos in Bangsar, Singiapour and Cowzakhstan although I stayed in them. He did not tell me........
So, 80% of the Approved Permits (AP) for imports were awarded by me wholly on selective merit basis to 4 crony and/or nepotistic unemployed and unemployable high school dropouts. What's wrong with that? If I am guilty of corruption, then so is PM Maha Firaun and every BUMNO Minister and MP and Adun and........it's our accepted culture...
No, it is a completion fabrication. I did not buy all the cows and beef for $80 million, although I have in a Savings Account with Maybe Bank of Tel Aviv, several billion dollars which I have been putting away since I was five.
We had 2 cows. Now we have none. The police confiscated them, saying we were intending to create havoc, cause riots and wage war with the King to resurrect Communism, armed with subversive pamphlets and lethal yellow t-shirts. Our chief cowherd, Dr. Michael Jeyakumar and his supporters, the EO6, will be suing the police for false arrest and illegal detention.
My brothers are lying. It's true all the cows were virgins. I can personally vouch for it. Why, when I petted some of them, they even yapped, barked and wagged their tails!
I have tabled 200 questions at the United Nations General Assembly about this conspiracy by Air Asia to illegally take over Mana Ada Sistems Airlines (MASA). This is what you get when you cross a profitable low cost carrier with a mega loss-making five-star service premier airline - a diving whoosh where now, everybody can lose money, big time.
Traitors! They would not award this $250 million (100% taxpayer guaranteed) sustainable cows farming and beef selling contract to my $2 company. Yes, I admit I have no cattle farming or any farming experience. But so what? Did Bill know anything electric fencing and autogates or Jobs about employment agencies when they started out, Buffet about food, Zuckerberger about hot dogs, french fries and burgers or Carlos Slim about dieting?
Donplaypuks® with $250 million and billion dollar contracts, Prime Minister. We won't let them go, even after you lose GE 13!