by ghida charlie fakhry rose, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for vague interview affairs
Here are some excerpts of that interview classified under the the dreaded OSIBISA (Official Secrets, Intelligence, Banking and Internal Security Act):
WCW: (grovelling) Nice handbag! Your majesty Rosemajib, we, your loyal subjects, have heard through the Mossad grapewine that your 1M Israel concept and policies have turned out to be a phenomenal suckcess. Can you confirm it? Reveal the stats?
And so it continued for several days as WCW forged ahead bravely with his vaguely penetrating groundbreaking and earth shattering flatulence, while Rosemajib delivered an Oscar-winning performance in his transparent vagueness!