2. 1Ayambodo Petrus Vin Au Coq Up 2014
3. 1Iambodolah 3.8 GPA Verve Cliq Dontalkcoq Champagne 2015
- Bottles of wine are produced and sold only as as “units”.
- Wine quality and “units” have been audited and certified as “true and fair but untrue and unfair if caught’ by Messrs. Detoilettes, Chartered Beancounters, after two changes of auditors.
- Do not reveal details of payment to The Wall St. Journal, Sarawak Report or The Edge or else you will be investigated by a Special Task Farce and appointed Minister With No Portfolio in the government of Malaysian Prime Minister Grossmajib.
- Borrow $46 billion.
- Write-off $2.5 billion as irrecoverable “advance” to Jho Paris Hilton aka The Whale.
- Pay 12% outrageous commission to Goldman Sucks of New York.
- Pay over-inflated cost of $18 billion to acquire IPPs to provide electricity to wine bottling plants and immediately receive $250 million back as “donations” to buy votes and rig elections.
- TT $20 billion to Jho Paris Hilton aka The Whale to invest in “units” in Mongolian Altantuya C4 plastic explosives manufacturing plant.
- TT $2.6 billion to personal bank account of Malaysian Prime Minister Grossmajib. The money may not be used for her personal benefit, but may be legally utilised by her to buy votes and rig elections at general elections.
- If you do not have the money to pay, please apply to Malaysian Prime Minister Grossmajib for $5 billion government bailout money to save vineyards and wine “units”.
- For no-questions-asked fully guaranteed refunds, send original receipt, packaging and “units” to ‘The Malaysian Taxpayer’ c/o one of the following:
- Tabung Haji Azeez
- Exim Bank
Donplaypuks® with $20 billion wine, man!