AN OPEN INVITATION TO PM NAJIB TUN RAZAK - CLEAR YOUR NAME OF ALLEGED MURDER IMPLICATION!

by jumbo scorpenis, Donplaypuks®, intrepid correspondent for elephant-in-the-room affairs

"On a lighter note, what do you call a Sikh who only consumes lager? Jusbeer Singh! Ha, ha!" 

The latest revelations by the mysterious Jasbir Singh Chahl, esrtwhile scorpene submarine "negotiator" or restauranteur, or possibly both, that the gruesomely C4 murdered Altantuya (CLICK HERE) was not involved in the RM7.3 billion Scorpene Submarines Scandal, raises more questions than answers.

But before you could say "rush now to consume simply mouth watering and delicious meals in spotlessly clean and super hygienic converted toilet school canteen, rush to register your children in this school", BUMNO/SCUMNO Ministers and party stalwarts have with indecent haste latched on to Chahl's uninvestigated claims. They now claim (after having been silent for 6 long years) that SUARAM and the Opposition have been lying wholesale since 2006 about PM Najib and his wife being allegedly involved in some way in Altantuya's killing; that a "lie" repeated ad nauseum has become "perceived" as the absolute truth. Sob, sob, poor innocent PM Najib and his beloved wife, how dare you perfidiously unsporting Cynthis Gabriel and Anwar.

They have chosen to disregard both, the now equally famous and infamous, Staturory Declarations (SD) by RPK and PI Bala (deceased). RPK's "I was reliably told" SD, and PI Bala's even more detailed, stark and  accusatorial SD, had implicated both Najib and Rosmah up to their eyeballs, whether by hear say or direct knowledge, and then been "clarified" or withdrawn, under very suspicious circumstances. There is lawyer Americk Sidhu's video highlighting PI Bala's SD and the murky circumstances under which he was "persuaded" by police to withdraw it. Sidhu has laso publicly claimed that another lawyer, Cecil Abraham, had drafted PI Bala's withdrawal SD under instructions from PM Najib. CLICK HERE and HERE. Then again there is  Deepak's 'Black Rose' satire pointing the finger at a very familiar PM and his wife. CLICK HERE.

So, what is the truth? What are we to believe? I have written several articles about this subject since 2011. CLICK HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.

Let's suspend popular belief and disbelief. Ho hum.

Let us ask those very real elephant-in-the room, or if you can ignore that one, the pink-elephant-in-the room, questions that will not go away, and see if PM Najib will respond and provide us with logical and satisfactory answers and explanations:

1. If Altantuya was not involved in the scorpene submarine scandal, why did Razak Baginda confirm in his court statement that he had an affair with her and that she attempted to blackmail him for $500,000 for her share of work done on the scorpene submarine deal?

2. What then was the motive behind Altantuya's killing? Did two rogue cops wake up one fine morning and say and decide "let's go off that blackmailing bitch Altantuya whom we have never heard of or met and know nothing about" ????

3. There is a confession statement in the police files by Corporal Sirul Azahar, one of the two cops from the Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK or Special Action Force) convicted of killing Altantuya, that they went prepared to kill Altantuya armed with C4 explosives and guns. That is as premeditated as you can get. Who gave Sirul and Azilah Hadri (the other convicted murderer) the orders to carry out the murder?

4. And why was Altantuya shot first and then blown to smithereens with C4 explosives? It must as sure as hell have been to conceal the fact that either she was incriminatingly pregnant or raped or both. The orders to kill her must have been issued by some one really high up in the ruling political circles/government, police, Army or Navy and linked to the scorpene submarine case; high-up, as who else could have given such orders to the UTK.

5. And here is the $64,000 question on which hinges the resolution of PM Najib's blackened reputation, especially since he was the Defence Minister under whose watch the scorpene submarine scandal took place:

Since October 2006, when Altantuya was murdered in a forest in Kuala lumpur, why has none of PM Najib and/or the Attorney General NOT ordered successive Inspector Generals of Police to investigate and charge in court the person who ordered Chief Inspector Azilaj Hadri and Corporal Sirul Azahar to murder Altantuya? Especially since there is a signed graphic confession from Sirul Azahar to the effect that that was what occurred? Accessories to murder should be allowed to get away scot free? By what law?

6. Lastly, why have BUMNO/SCUMNO Ministers and party members shown absolutely no interest in getting to the bottom of Altantuya's murder - the motive and the kingpin issues?

If you really and truly wish to clear the stain and blot on your (and your wife's) name, that you are implicated in the murder of Altantuya, and want to gain the Rakyat's (citizens') respect and admiration, I hereby challenge you, Najib Tun Razak, our (possibly fraudulently) elected Prime Minister, to order the IGP today to do his job. It's either "My Way" or "The Highway" for the IGP or whoever succeeds him.

Failing which, the Rakyat shall be entitled to believe in the pink elephant which is so tantalisingly visible to us all!

What say you Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak? Have you the cojones to do what is right?

On a lighter note, what do you call a Sikh who only consumes lager? Jusbeer Singh! Ha, ha!

Donplaypuks® with murder, man!!

BUMNO-SCUMNO BROWN BEANZ ARMY MEANZ FARTZ! by heinz braun kentut, Donplaypuks®, intrepid correspondent for windbreaking breaking news affairs

by heinz braun kentut, Donplaypuks®, intrepid correspondent for windbreaking breaking news affairs

 

From the sublime to the ridiculous, to the even more ridiculous; from plain lying and thieving to more blatant lying and thieving! This has become BUMNO/SCUMNO's credo since PM Najib performed worse in GE 2103 than Badawi had in GE 2008, and by right, should have been asked to step down, since that was the deal struck between former lying and thieving PM Maha Firaun and BUMNO/SCUMNO, for his racist laden support - that Najib should take a long leave of absence (to Outer Mongolia, perhaps) if he performed worse than Badawi!

Having stolen $billions from Malaysians, principally through the crony kickback and fraudulent direct-nego contract system, and by brazenly abusing and exploiting the New Economic Policy for the benefit of the connected and rich, the Government of Thieves (since 16th July 1981), decided that they came close to losing it completely at GE 2013 because their army of paid bloggers, dubbed the Brown Bean Army, had been remunerated with peanuts (some say an insulting $10 million). This had predictably (with the benefit of 20:20 hindsight) produced baboons and monkeys, and not convincing bloggers and votes. What apparently irked BUMNO/SCUMNO and its Brown Bean Army of paid (peanuts) more than anything else, was not that it had failed, but that it had not been allowed to fail for half a billion dollars!

Not only had BUMNO/SCUMNO thrown good money after bad at its paid army of ineffective bloggers, their blogger "scribes", the Brown Bean Army, led by retired journos and hacks, doomed Arab hating gold traders from Masjid India, cats and mangy, overflowingly obese maha firaun fawning sucking-up dogs, pricks on the wall, spinning "unspinners", cowardly papa gomos and dry spinsters, had been battered to nothing by, GOOD GOD, that mysterious, murky and shadowy Red Bean Army, funded by DAP. Chairman Mao and his comrades had triumphed over Chairman Grossemajib who wears the pants (and her PM husband)!

Chairman Grossemajib who wears the pants  (and her PM husband) conveniently ignored that what had really failed BUMNO/SCUMNO was the $100 million paid to APCO, $55 million paid to FBC Media Ltd.( CLICK HERE ) and $1.2 million paid to Josh Trevino (CLICK HERE) to spindoctor (read as blatantly lie) about Anwar Ibrahim, the Opposition, DAP, Sarawak Report and Clare Rewcastle Brown over the allegedly corrupt billions accumulated by Sarawak Chief Minister Taib.

What BUMNO/SCUMNO and its failed Brown Bean Army of bloggers really needed was a scapegoat or two to shoulder the blame for their joint pathetic failure. And given that many a direct-nego contract had dried up for another four years since BUMNO/SCUMNO did not take back Penang, and more significantly, Selangor, they needed a new source of money for more failed spindoctoring, a goat of plenty, so to speak, to milk to glory. What is even more astonishing is that the "Think Tank" at BUMNO/SCUMNO HQ thought they could resurrect their failed Brown Bean Army of failed paid blogger spinmeisters for one last hurrah.

So, BUMNO/SCUMNO went for broke and plucked out of thin air the DAP funded Red Bean Army, who supposedly had a $350 million budget during the run up to GE 2013, to misinform the naive, clueless and easily fooled Malaysians. BUMNO/SCUMNO is of course hugely over-qualified to invent most things out of thin air, and when asked to produce a single Red Bean Army blogger, their Minister for (Ms) Information, a very shabby fellow, was left scratching his goolies.

But that did not deter, not one bit, BUMNO/SCUMNO and some 180 associated NGO's from putting in a budget bid of $350 million to the Government to counter the oh-so-tech savvy and highly effective mythical Red Bean Army traversing the cyber corridors and corrupting the minds of our citizens. Of course they threw in the usual spiel about our youth being misled by DAP. If there's one thing Grossemajib who wears the pants (and her PM husband) detests hearing is that BUMNO/SCUMNO is losing the battle for the youth vote; after all they have KJ (living proof that an Oxford education is no barrier to imbecility) as their youth chief.

What's really amazing is that BUMNO/SCUMNO can, at the drop of a goat's balls, produce a zillion so-called BUMNO/SCUMNO related NGOs to support all sorts of noble causes, like salmon farming during the monsoon, in our east coast waters. Not for nothing are BUMNO/SCUMNO's businesspersons internationally referred to affectionately as fraudtrepreneurs and Ali Babas.

Has there ever been a more brazen bid by BUMNO/SCUMNO, its peanut paid blogger friends and the Government of Thieves to pickpocket the taxpayers' pockets to get instantly rich? I don't think so.

Yet it has not occurred to BUMNO/SCUMNO that if, for a change, they actually championed integrity and truth, the citizens might of their own volition donate $ billions to their cause. 

But then, when lying and stealing has become a culture within even its rank and file, it would be hard for BUMNO/SCUMNO to break tradition and walk and talk the straight and narrow. A leopard cannot change its spots anymore than BUMNO/SCUMNO fold its pilfering, itchy VD stricken claws.

DAP's Red Bean Army? Don't fart through your mouth as well, please, oh Grossemajib who wears the pants (and her PM husband).

Donplaypuks® with stinking lies, man!