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16/02/2018

MALAYSIA NEW NATIONAL LITERARY AWARD NOMINATIONS ANNOUNCED!

In an apparent effort to counter the perceived threat posed to "national unity" by the hugely popular and internationally renown George Town Literary Festival, Penang, prime minister Najib Razak aka Ajip Kor aka Appa s/o Bugisamy ordered the Ministry of Culture, Arts & Tourism to inaugurate the new Malaysia National Literary Awards.

Here are the 5 initial nominations, in no particular order, for the 2018 National Literary Awards proposed by the National Literary Awards Committee chaired by General (Retd) Phil I. Stine:

1. A Graduate's Guide To Selling Nasi Lemak by Mas Imams Ermieyati. Category: High Motivation

2. Bali Hai, Hong Kong Mai! by Papa Pornogoronogomo. Category: Pornography Faction

3. The Great ECRL $55 Billion Train Robbery by Ajib Kor Lonnie Biggs. Category: Rolling Stock ROTFLMAO OMG WTF!

4. The Blur Osun Stragedy by Rosy Arul Razak. Category: Grandmother Fairytales

5. Cowcondogate: A $250 Million Vertical Farming Suspense Thriller by Ali Baba and Bibi. Category: Horse-shit/Bull-shit Fiction

All prize winners will be notified after the general elections.

4 comments:

MG said...

Wanna share la...just to promote the richly "diverse" works of bull-art!

AB said...

We humbly beg the Nominations Committee to consider....No. 6 slot for nomination. The Black Rose File: or The Curse of the Diamond or The Pinky Affair. Your selection. Thanks.

Chin TL said...

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Sharon said...

Vertical farming LOLOLOL!