YET ANOTHER POLICE SHOOTING DEATH - 14 YEAR-OLD AMINULRASYID AMZAH !!

This is a recurring nightmare in our nation! Much has already been said about it in recent years in the MSM, blogosphere and most importantly, Parliament. Yet it keeps happening!

The latest episode where 14 year-old Aminulrasyid Amzah allegedly fell victim to a police officer's bullet in Shah Alam is heart wrenching.

Aminul, who was illegally cruising in his family car with a friend at 2 a.m., apparently tried to flee a police roadblock. The police, who pursued in two patrol cars and cornered him allege he tried to reverse his car, interpreted this as an attempt to ram into them and opened fire. A police officer from this posse, aiming for the car tyres, loosened off four shots, one of which fatally took out Aminul. None of the other officers are reported to have opened fire. Aminul's friend managed to flee the scene without being apprehended!!

The police also allege they found a machete in Aminul's car and later branded him a criminal, though of what kind is not clear !

Selangor Police Chief Khalid Abu Bakar was quoted as saying that the four police officers involved in the shooting had been reassigned to desk duities pending an internal inquiry.

However, Aminul's friend who managed to escape the long arms of the law, has apparently made a police report giving a conflicting version of events, as reported at http://national-express-malaysia.blogspot.com/#2118157791024966888 as follows:

"The witness claimed they overtook a police vehicle, which later chased their car, and it was during the pursuit that the cops allegedly opened fire, forcing them to come to a halt. The report said that when the witness alighted from the car to surrender, he was kicked and punched by the policemen. However, the witness managed to flee the scene and returned home."

Some questions that spring to mind are:

1. If two patrol cars had cornered Aminul, why the need to open fire? Did the police officers spot Aminul or his friend holding anything that looked remotely suspicious like a fire-arm or dangerous weapon?

2. If experienced police officers were involved and had only aimed at the car tyres, how did the bullet travel head high to fatally injure Aminul?

3. How did Aminul's friend manage to escape even though he was cornered by two patrol cars and so many police officers?

Hopefully, the truth will emerge soon. Meanwhile, we weep as we still do for TBH and justice.

Aminulrasyid Amzah, may your soul rest in peace! The nation awaits an answer!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

MAIKA share buyout proposal a by-election gimmick?

(As published by Malaysiakini).

24/04/10

Dear Sir

I refer to the Malaysakini report New firm takes over Maika Holdings.

The salient facts about G Gnanalingam's recent offer to buy out all Maika shareholders are as follows:

1. Maika's paid up share capital - RM125 million.

2. Gnanalingam's offer price - RM106 million or RM0.85 per share.

3. Oriental Capital Assurance Bhd's (Ocab) paid up share capital is RM100 million and as at Dec 31, 2008 it's audited NTA was about RM103 million.

4. Maika's investment in Ocab's share capital is 74.165% or 74,174,640 shares, ie, Maika is Ocab's holding company as it has both more than 51% equity shares and control in Ocab.

Maika's CEO Vell Paari a/l Samy Velu also sits on the board of directors of Ocab.

5. Prior to Gnanalingam's buyout proposal, there were two other offers to Maika as follows:

a. RM129 million or $1.75 per share by Salcon

b. RM149 million or $ 2.01 per share by Usaha Tegas, the holding company of tycoon Ananda Krishnan.

The Salcon offer was frozen by a court order taken out by Nesa Cooperative, Maika's single largest shareholder who had objected on the grounds that Maika's 74% investment in Ocab had not been independently valued.

Nesa had recommended the investment in Ocab be sold by open tender. Nesa also revealed there were two other parties interested in acquiring Ocab's shares, one from Europe and another from Australia.

As to the RM149 million offer by Usaha Tegas, apparently Maika rejected this offer as it could not accept certain pre-conditions insisted upon by Usaha Tegas. What these pre-conditions were have not been revealed by Maika's directors.

In the light of the above, I demand the board of directors of Maika explain:

1. Why they think Gnanalingam's offer of RM106 million is suddenly acceptable to them when they unequivocally know there are local market players in the insurance business and foreign parties who are willing to pay more?

2. Why are they unwilling to offer the Maika or Ocab shares for sale by open tender with a reserve price of say, RM150 million, given the Usaga Tegas offer? If as Gnanalingam says, Maika's debts are RM30 million, the net minimum proceeds of RM120 million would be a fair and handsome reward to Maika's shareholders who for some 20 years have received no dividends while there was a period when their CEO was paid a remuneration of RM15,000 per month.

As to Gnanalingam being quoted as saying he's doing 'national service', he contradicts it by saying he will need six months to find another financier which suggests he is looking at flipping the Maika/Ocab shares for a quick gain. So much for national service.

Financiers may do charity work and make sizeable donations from their profits and gains, but their natural predatory instincts mean they will always squeeze out the juicy bits of the best deals for themselves.

It seems clear to me, and for the matter any sane person, that the Maika/Ocab shares are worth a hell of a lot more than Gnanalingam's RM106 million offer.

The RM64,000 question is why Samy Vellu, Vel Paari and the Maika board of directors appear to be not interested in maximising returns to their long-suffering shareholders which include themselves by supporting the lowest offer?

Is there a deal behind the deal?

I would like to add that the minimum premium a buyer should pay for a controlling stake in Maika/Ocab is 50% of Ocab's NTA of RM103 million, ie, the total minimum consideration should be RM150 million as:

1. The potential buyer would be acquiring a controlling stake (74%) in Ocab as opposed to being a mere passive investor relying on dividend income for a return.

2. In Malaysia, you cannot secure a licence for owning/operating an insurance business without Bank Negara's approval, which includes vetting the shareholders and board of directors. Thus, the market is restricted for insurance business start-ups and acquisitions, justifying a higher premium for a new investor.

3. Ocab's Unearned Premium Reserve as at Dec 31, 2008 stood at RM48 million which is quite healthy compared to its paid-up share capital, share premium and reserves of RM103 million. Thus, future earnings are reasonably assured. We do not know what other general provisions are included under Ocab's reserves.

4. Ocab's properties and investments totalling RM316 million are likely to be worth a lot more than their book value.

5. In 2000, Bank Negara's guidelines for bank and financial institutions mergers was for pricing to be in the region of 1.5 - 2 times revalued NTA.

6. Vell Paari, Maika's CEO and a director of Ocab, increased his beneficial interest in Ocab by 111, 250 shares in 2008 as disclosed in Ocab's audited financial statements.

All the above leads to the conclusion that Gnanalingam's offer of RM106 million for a 74% controlling stake in Ocab, a mere 2.91% premium over its NTA of RM103 million is derisory, disingenuous and an attempt to put one over the many ill-informed Maika shareholders.

The timing of Gnanlingam's offer announcement was surely calculated with one eye on the by-election at Hulu Selangor tomorrow.

What is astonishing is that Samy Vellu, his son Vell Paari and the board of directors of Maika, and Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak as well are all supporting Gnanalingam's offer.

Whose interest should Maika directors be rooting for - its shareholders' or that of Gnanalingam's?

And why are they refusing to go for a sale by open tender?

25/04/10

Dear Sir

I made a beginner's error in evaluating Gnanalingam’s offer to buy out Maika shareholders which effectively would also enable him to take control of Maika’s main investment, i.e. its 74.165% holding in Ocab. My sincere apologies to Gnanalingam and to your readers.

As the table below shows, Gnanalingam’s offer would effectively value 100% of Ocab at RM 143 million. His offer for 74.165% of Ocab at RM106 million then would result in a premium of 28% over its proportionate book value. The table is based on publicly available information and Ocab’s last audited accounts (31/12/2008) posted on the web.

Offer by                                              Gnanalingam           Salcon          Usaha Tegas

Ocab issued share capital              100                             100                 100    

(million)

                                                            RM million                RM million    RM million   

Ocab NTA                                          103                             103                 103

74.165% owned by Maika                 76                                76                   76

Offer amount                                      106                             129                 149

Premium                                              30                                53                   73

Premium %                                         28%                            41%                49% 

Effective Ocab valuation                  143                             174                 201

Effective value per share                 1.43                           1.74                2.01

However, I stand by my earlier opinion that Maika shares can command a better price than that offered by Gnanalingam, particularly in view of:

1.    The higher offers and valuations from Salcon and Usaha Tegas.

2.    Possible revaluation surpluses from Ocab’s properties and investments, other ‘secret’ reserves as well as write backs of over provisions and estimates for outstanding claims.

3.    Possibilities of being listed on its own or being injected into another insurance company or financial institution listed on the KLSE.

4.    The restricted and restrictive entry level for anyone wanting to own an insurance business in M’sia vis-a-vis Bank Negara control and oversight.

5.    Keen interest shown by foreign parties from Australia and Europe in Ocab. In view of PM Najib’s relaxing of rules for more foreign participation in the financial sector. I would not be surprised at all if potential buyers from Europe and Australian were to offer Maika shareholders an even better return than hitherto imagined!

I maintain that for purposes of transparency and accountability, Samy Velu, Vell Paari and the board of Maika owe a fiduciary duty to its long-suffering shareholders to pursue the route of sale of shares by open tender.

Thank you.

donplaypuks®

we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

2010 DAMN OSCAR Nominations - (part 1)

by chichakman pontianak, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for movies affairs

The little known DAMN (Donplaypuks® Academy of Movie News) was set up in 2009 to recognize excellence of professionals in the local film industry, including directors, actors, actresses and writers with an annual award of DAMN Oscars.

The formal ceremony at which 2010 DAMN Oscars awards will be presented shall be held at the Gong Badak World Class Stadium in KT and televised globally. It is expected to be one of the most prominent award ceremonies in the world, attracting film stars, producers and glitterati from Hollywood, Bollywood, Kollywood, Honkytonkywood, overshadowing other international award ceremonies such as the Hollywood Oscars, Hammy (best ham actor), Emmy, Grammy (best grandmother), Bafta, Tony (Tony Roma, best Steaks), Cannes (best tin cans), Bata (best school shoes), Buntutsan Awards (best bad ass racist journo) and the like.

Here are the first of 5 nominations for best local motion picture award for the 2010 DAMN Oscars:

Very Nice Taxi Driver

This is a magnificent noir fantasy about the daily struggles of Bangla Nepalindon, the only known citizen who also legally owns and drives his own taxi. He refuses to employ illegal immigrants or farm out his cab to part-time locals to supplement his income. Bangla NI daily astounds his passengers by switching on the lawfully calibrated taxi meter and charging them EXACTLY according to it, taking the shortest routes, dropping them off at their exact destinations or the nearest taxi stand, switching on the car radio only at customers’ request, issuing tax valid receipts and bidding them farewell with a hearty “shukria” and smile after dropping them off!! His clean taxi puts to shame the city’s 20,000 dirty public cabs which are said to be worse than public toilets and whose licences have been cornered by a Minister who denies it when questioned in Parliament.

Then one fine day, while plying the back lanes of Butterworth, Bangla NI stumbles across Shanghai Rose Chan, a PRC English Language student registered at Everise Best Emperor Shih Huang Ti English College of Excellence. Rose is harassed by a group of ne’er do well maintenance workers from the bankrupt local Penang Ferry Service Corporation. Bangla NI, a morally upright citizen to a fault is enraged and kills all the ferry workers in a massive shootout. He falls in love with Rose in the backseat of his taxicab on the way to his 1 room bedsitter where he sequesters her for her own safety lest she be arrested by the authorities and incarcerated under the ISA or deported, which would be a fate worse than death. There, he is thunderstruck and dumbfounded to discover that Rose is not exactly a Chinese student of English even though her oral skills are outstanding for one so young and innocent. She is a China Doll. They live happily ever after.

Director Mokhzani Mikhail Shoemaker

Karamjit Yoong as the daring Mohican coiffured very nice taxi driver Bangla Nepalindon

Arianna Softkaurass as the worldly wise but pure hearted Shanghai Rose Chan

Nazir Aziz as fesity Hail John Flush, Minister of Taxi Licences & Toilets Inspections

Filmed in full sensurroundtaxiscope in F1 Sepang Studios

Theme Song “You Thalkins To Me Mandalin?” nominated for best movie song. Song and lyrics by Pua Chew Kang Fu
Viewer Rating Banned. Insults the last of the Mohicans

The Curious Case of Many Good Men

At a Royal Commission of Inquiry, a mousy, vindictive, rebuffed, confirmed spinster lesbian secretary, Saucy Chili Padi Sita, falsely accuses her lawyer employer Ghandhi Mandela Lingam of subverting the true course of justice by bribing a Chief Justice and 11 other Judges of the Federal Court. Doctored airline tickets, fake cheque book stubs, touched up photographs of the CJ and Justices holidaying at the Auckland Zoo and in chalets and nightclubs in Geneva are tendered at the RCI and posted scurrilously on the internet.

Watch the courtroom drama unfold as Ghandhi Mandela Lingam corretcly, corretcly, corretcly, aided and abetted by lone courageous Attorney General Ganesh Patel, battles inhuman odds to clear his name and that of the many good men, the justices. In a climactic courtroom scene the verdict is received in an atmosphere of stunned silence, disbelief and awe as Ghandhi Mandela Lingam thunders “You can’t handle the truth! We didn't do anything wrong. We not only have some of the finest lawyers in this country, we also have some judges money alone cannot buy - the BEST kind!!” The justices are reborn and rejuvenated as they once again go about their duties with Einstein child like curiosity and wonder!

Director ZZZ Sleeping PM Productions CEO Rip Van Winkle

Mokhtar Talib as the noble role model lawyer Ghandhi Mandela Lingam

Francis Udaykumar as the heroic defence attorney who accidentally leaves his thinking head in the klang river after a visit to a local police station

Eusoffee Charley Chin as the embattled and wrongly accused bungalow hunting No.1 ex-CJ

Ganesh Patel as himself, the Attorney General

Moses Black as Chief Police Commissioner Gordon, sole owner of the batsignal

searchlight

Zul Nordegren as the Bar Council who fight tigrishly for compensation and conversion

Augusta Caesar Paul as Judge Dread and nominated for best supporting actor for her scintillating performance as an irrelevant judge who is also DEAD as she oversees the expunged trial!

Kavitha Hardkaurass as the stylo mylo vindictive confirmed lesbian spinster secretary, Saucy Chili Padi Sita

Mas Steward as the video cd expert Leo Goburnem

Nazir Aziz as feisty Hail John Flush, Minister of Taxi Licences & Courtroom Toilet Inspections

Filmed in full sensurround legalnobriefsscope in Kangaroo Studios in Putrajaya

Theme Song “Old lawyers do not die, they just keep losing their briefs. Zaki & Ptnrs, Llb.

Viewer Rating Banned. Insults Royalty. Seditious

A Streetcar Named Desireroton

Local car co Desireroton Motors faces Chapter 11 closure of its monopoly business. Desireroton Motors Founder and CEO, Mahaleela Kutty Firaun Arif then plays his brilliant ace in the hole, the AP (Approved Permit) card to thwart stiff Japanese, German, American and Italian attempts to re-colonize the local motor industry and the nation.

But despite strict closed open negotiated tender procedures all the AP’s (sold at $40,000 per whack) are colonized by 4 local Auto Czars due to a slight oversight by the Ministry of Transport which scurrilously shifts blame to a totally innocent Minister. Watch tears the size of crocodiles overflow as the embattled Minister is eventually sacked and then demonstrates the tenacity of a Virgin Iron Lady to clear her name in this moving human interest story of a world kelisa conspiracy, big biz and sex discrimination of second among equals!!

Director feisty Maha Firaun

Wigs S.Velu nominated for best supporting actor as the feisty, daring Mohican coiffured desireroton car thief, Kugan

Maharaja Leela as the feisty Mahaleela Kutty Firaun Arif, CEO of Desireroton

Ka Rapidahsudahlah as the feisty Virgin Iron Maiden Minister out to clear her name

Bang Rapidahadalah as the 4 feisty Auto Czars

Nazir Aziz as feisty Hail John Flush, Minister of Taxi Licences & Toll Highways Toilet Inspections

Filmed in full feisty sensurround myvivisioncopyomotorscope Prothon City Studios

Feisty Theme Song “I Love Driving In My Car, It’s Not Quite a Jaguar” by Feisty Madness

Viewer Rating Banned. Insults feisty crocodiles.

Slumdog Ali Baba Billionaire – a rags to riches feelgood story

Zack Matsalleh Derose, an 18 year old Form Two school dropout guard from the wrong side of the railway gates of Batang Berjuntai is offered a contract he can’t refuse – the $15 billion Rawang Berjuntai-Blackwood Hills-New Precious Stones North-South Double Tricking Railway project.

Zack, a master of the little known art of paradigm shafting first perfected in Kubang Pasu district, successfully secures a win-win joint venture partnership with foreign railway construction and maintenance experts, Ah Chong, Muthu, Madhoff Cons & Experts. Zack manages to convince the powers-that-be to increase the initial contract cost to $40 billion with a 999 year maintenance and procurement concession with pass on cost and foreign exchange increases factored in.

Zack then goes on to formulate the globally franchised and highly successful TV show “How To Be a Billionaire Fraudtrepreneur Without Really Trying”, marries his childhood sweetheart Lathicharge, builds a $50 million mansion and becomes Prime Minister......

Director critically acclaimed Yasmin Robert Boil. Nominated for best director

Sad Halim as the young penniless Zack

Diam Diam Uddin as the old billionaire Zack

Zack Matsalleh Derose as the dead Zack

Siti Hazelnur as Lathicharge, the 1^st among equal wives of Zack the douchebag

Ah Chong as himself

Muthu as himself

Ben Banacake Greenscam as Bernie Madhoff

Nazir Aziz as feisty Hail John Flush, Minister of Taxi Licences & Railway Toilet Inspections

Filmed in full sensurround rotflatwttb rollingstockscope in Taj Mansion Studios, Port Kelang

Theme Song “Jai Ho! Why waiting being millionaire when you can being billionaire, hai?” Song and lyrics by AR Rahman

Viewer Rating Banned. Insults dogs. Can’t be, not here, can it?

Sequel Planned “Slumdog Credit Default Swap (CDS) Toxic Sub-Prime Mortgage Trillionaire.”

Missing Witness – a real two-in-one whodunit

12 Suckschoi Jetplanes costing $5 billion, blown up in mid air by C4 Plastic Explosives, crash into a $1.7 billion Scorpenis Submarines docked off Pulau Mongol, killing its sole occupant, pilot Aminah Baginda Genghiz Khan and destroying completely all the nation’s air force and naval defence equipment. The nation’s top dicktective, PI Bail Bond James Bala is commissioned (no not a commission) to investigate two of the supposedly destroyed Suckschoi jet’s engines turning up in Argentina, then Uruguay and NOT in Iran.

PI Bala BBJ’s sleuthing gets him sniffing on the tracks of the suave and well-connected Havoxbridge don and R&B jazz enthusiast, Dr. Razak Boustard, PhD, an international dealer in peashooters and therefore recruited for $500 million by the nation as a defence procurement expert. PI Bala BBJ mysteriously vanishes while hot on the heels of shadowy and dangerous international arms dealers and perusing Digi telephone records for 2 years, This is an action packed thrill a minute whodunit with steamy orgies, no holes barred sex and Statutory Declarations in Paris, New York, London, Cockfosters, Moscock, Tokyo, Trivandrum, Madrid, Ulan Bator and Kampong Tamankennydutatundamanshirehills in Kuala Lumpur as details of blackmail and a sex triangle possibly leading all the way to the doors of the de-facto highest office in the land and that of her husband emerge.

PROTON GLOBAL BAN! STOP PRESS!

or 'I ood laike tua bai a eambeergerrr!'

by maddaya prof the importance of being earnest ruddyford, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for scientific, boffin and god particle affairs

pink panther 'I would like to buy a hamburger'

The Lord God Proton Sir Ernest Rutherford International Foundation, renown globally as RIF, today issued an ultimatum to the world through its Apanama News Agency Limited (ANAL). RIF claimed Exclusive Usage Rights as Creators and Originators and demanded a universal BAN on the usage of the word “PROTON” in spoken, written, print, electronic AND telepathetic media unless authorized explicitly in writing by RIF.

RIF threatened legal action against all riff raff who used the “Pee” word without formal conversion and agreement to RIF’s membership, its terms and unquestioned, undebated and unread acceptance of the Foundation’s Constitution written in ANZ Speak.

ANZ Speak, not unlike Down Under Speak, consists, among other peculiarities, of adding ‘o’ and ‘e’ and omitting ‘a’ wherever possible to create words like “loike”, “hoike”, “noine”, “rine”, “gine” and “pline”, “die” and “mite” so as to trill loike beautiful heavenly nightingales:

“The effin poofy dago faarmers are the blardy blighters who gine from the rine in Spine which folls minely on the dago plines. Ditto for the bleedin’ whingein’ Poms. G’die mite!” Meaning in boring old English,

“The fucking homosexual sodomite Spanish farmers are the bloody blighters who gain from the rain in Spain which falls mainly on the low class Spanish plains. Ditto for the perennially complaining English. Good day, mate!”

RIF’s terms of usage of the ‘Pee” word were further subject to non-negotiable and unconditional payment of ROYALTY at the rate of 10 Euro cents or equivalent 999 pure gold by Unconverted Members every time they used or thought of it! USA currency was no longer acceptable. RIF recognised a worthless note when it saw one. Converted members, RIFFERS, are entitled to 50% discount plus Big Bang Loyalty Card with Frequent Positive Radiating Points redeemable against hotel and F&B expenses whenever they visit Holy CERN, the home of the world’s leading boffins, in Geneva, Switzerland!!

Here are excerpts from RIF’s Constitution:

“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary to .......

....We loike hold these truths to be self evident....that all particles are begat loike equal with their opposite particle...that among these are, but not limited to, the electron, positron, proton, antiproton, neutron, antineutron, leptons, quarks, matter, antimatter....and the inalienable liberty to pursue the God particle or Higgs boson to prove the Big Bang Theory Hypothesis and Grand Unification Theory Hypothesis (GUH). In thy pursuit thou mayest use the Small or Large Hadron Collider (LHC). But should thou be careless or fail, thy Lord God Proton shall verily smoiteth thee with the loikes of a nuclear loike explosion or unleash Dan Hash Brown who will breakfast on you unbelievers during End of Days....For what shall it profiteth a man to gine the whole world todie and lose his soul tomorrow?....

....As all humans will/should/must be aware, the Proton, the positively charged particle foundeth in the nucleus of every atom in this Universe, was discovered in 1918 by our founder, Lord God Proton Sir Ernest Rutherford. More than that, it was our Lord God Proton Sir Ernest Rutherford who coined the word Proton meaning “First” from “Proteios” which is Greek to all of us.

....We humbly concede the mighty Atom and Proton existed before the discovery of the Proton in 1918 by our Lord God Proton Ernest Rutherford. However, it did not have a specific reference word, Proton, before 1918 to refer to that single undifferentiated positively charged particle....

....We therefore declareth sole proprietorship and usage of Proton regardless of its universal usage by the international scientific boffin community, other pagans and unbelievers. We also declare our inalienable right to align ourselves to the universal band of brothers of Anura or frogs in the well...."

RIF has threatened to shortly forward a legal Letter of Demand to Proton Motor in the Far East for arrears of Royalty of Euro 60 billion plus compound interest computed on nanosecond rest (using a nano $2 casio solar powered calculator) at 8% per annum backdated to 1918, failing prompt payment of which shall result in bankruptcy and Chapter 11 proceedings under the Companies Act....

In an instant snap reaction to the torching of several RIF Proton holy science labs valued at a billion $, PM 6 Star General (retd) Rosemajib, speaking in Chennai, India to the wives, husbands and children of 30,000-40,000 Indian tourists gone AWOL in his home country, declared:

“ It is a minor aberration.”

He further reiterated there was nothing he or his Home Minister, the piss-mooting Kerismudin, could do if RIF members gathered in thousands at their holy science labs to protest in support of their declaration. It was not loike they were serious national security threatening candle light vigils organized by a dozen old ladies in wheelchairs or push walking zimmer frames, when OSIBISA (Official Secrets, Insurance, Banking and Internal Security Act) could be invoked like sledgehammer to a fly and the participants arrested and incarcerated “for their own safety!!??” was it?

Elsewhere, Proton Motor founder and Wira Ex-Chief Sith Jedi Master Planner of the Realm, Rama Maha Firaun Tak Bajet the 1st, who is to to international diplomacy, race, religious and peace relations what Inspector Clouseau is to sophisticated, classy detective work and sleuthing, was his usual acerbic and bigoted self:

“This apanama Proton thing, it’s all a thothal joke! Has anyone, including Rutherford, ever really seen a Lord God Proton or Electron or Quark particle? Ask them to hold 1 single Proton particle in the palm of their hands so the whole world can see it. It’s all a fake. Like the Moon Landing, Apollo 13, 9/11, Suria Twin Towers, London and Bombay terrorists and suicide bombers and Avatar– movies shot in Hollywood, Pinewood, Bollywood and Tigerwoods studios. All computer scanned, created and enhanced. Loike Dolly Parton’s 10 kg, massive, boo.., er, pectorals and Agassi’s or Michael Bolton’s long hair. Fake!

Unlike international car tzar thief Kugan’s self-inflicted internal kidney injuries, $2.4 billion $ fraudster ‘Bernie Madhoff’ TBH’s sudden suicide fall and actress Sujatha Velu’s suicide death by voluntary imbibation of poisonous kumquat juice! The Opposition has lied to you! They are all still alive in Tel Aviv, Israel as are Elvis, Buddy Holly, John F Kennedy, Osama and Michael Jackson!

Holocaust? 6 million Jews disappeared overnight? You think Hitler with his 180 IQ didn’t know how to start a Genocide and finish the job? It failed as a final solution didn’t it? He left millions of them alive who were only fit for ghettoes so they could hoodwink the British and steal Jerusalem from the Palestinians, didn’t Hitler, that great gift and benefactor to humankind?

Let me tell you the kind of rubbish these Lord God Proton followers indulge in. They say there are fermions and bosons. Next there are Pamela Anderson's bosoms! Then there are tachyons which travel faster than the speed of light and onions which cause tears to spring from your eyes faster than tachyons! There are meson quarks and there are youdaughter antiquarks; neutrinos and oldtrinos. And just when you think you’ve discovered the last sub-sub-sub-sub atomic particle to the power of 2 million, one, two or three new ones emerge! They say sub-atomic Protons are made up of 3 sub-sub-atomic particles or quarks which by the nature of their combinations are called baryons, held together by a inter-atomic strong force and sub-sub-sub atomic force called GLUON!l

That's really strange isn't it? Coincidence? I ask you, you ask me! The real killer in Ze Pink Panther was NOT apanama, GLUON, but Yuri the Trener who Trens! Merde, you didn’t know zis? Aiyoyo, mon dieu! All zis talking has made me hungry and thirsty. Ai ood laike tua bai a eambeergerrr and some crap, Suzette, urry up si vous plais, and also a drink. I weel have none of ze filthy americain stream of dog’s urine CO2 poison FAKE pop Diet Coke! Give me ze real thang, ze Caliphaburjiranquistan 828/160 Cola and never mind they didn't pay Copyright and Royalty rights!!

But it’s all sand under the bridge. And talking about sand and illegal mining of it and export to our eternal enemy, Singapore....O, I agree fully with you all religions preach love and prosper thy neighbour except....”

Meanwhile, in a new twist to the saga, Proton Motor’s CEO Waja Optimus Prime Satria, supported by his (overstaffed) legion of Putra Autobots (whose motto is, why not 3 when 1 will do, there’s strength in numbers?) dismissed RIF’s claims of universal exclusivity to usage of the Proton moknickers!

Speaking at a Perdana Foundation ‘Hang Bush, Blair and Israel’ Lecture in the vast desert(ed) arena of the Exoratic Avatar fake WTC, Optimus put it all down to a savvy but chillingly sophisticated and unscrupulous Zionist, CIA and the shadowy MyVision terrorists organization, in a world kelisa conspiracy comprising the Jewish:

movie producer Steven Cameraon Spinelessburger

beefy young ham actor Sham Witlesswickykosherbaconcalfvealburger

tiara sporting typical jewish princess Megan Foxtrotburger

2^nd generation Mossad Gen2 Decepticonburgers

CIA Asia Station Chief, Nikolas Azizgoldburger

two-faced lawyer Moshe (modern name for Moses) Malkitsianghotdogburgers

persona of Megatron Juara Anwar Abrayambugger

who hope to destroy Proton Motor’s unique kosher perpetual zero pollution biodegradable renewable coal energy powered All Spark Sparkplugs (ASS) plant set up under world class Programme Evaluation & Review Techniques (PERT). The Zionists would cause the country’s economy to plunge disastrously, resulting in a re-enactment of 1969 and re-colonization by the promoters of the teaching of Science and Maths in English, BM in Mandarin and sand export to S’pore!!

All a pathetic bit of cobblers, innit mite? Where do you think they were when God gave out brains?

donplaypuks® with god and his particles, MAN!!

ps how many proton models can you count?