KERISMUDIN BANS 35 UNLIKELY LOCAL BOOKS!

or The Apes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

by james joy's juice what the dickens, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for literally fiction affairs

Hot on the heels of police led raids on publishers and bookshops and confiscations of all known copies of 'The March To Putrajaya' by Kim Kwek (sounds very suspicious, this Chinese name with only two parts; must be a Zionist plot) and Zunar's cartoons, Home Minister Kerismudin I Apologise, Not, left no stone or page unturned in ferretting out more possibly seditious and dangerous books by local authors that might sow the seeds of riots and revolution as in Tunisia and Egypt.

Kerismudin claimed at a press conference at the national airport accompanied by 60 "empty" Xtra Large Samsonite suitcases and Buntutsan Daily and New State Parsely, Sage Rosemary and Thighimes Newspaper hacks that, of course, what had occurred in Tunisia and Egypt and had seemingly spread to Algeria, Bahrain and Yemen, could not possibly be replicated here because the people were in full possession of all the government works of fiction. Nevertheless, he proposed 'to nip things in the bud' as 'Squad Fahrenheit 451' flaming officers from his 'book 'em Dano' division went full swing into action to remove from bookshelves across the nation, 35 potentially "inflammatory" books penned by several local writers . Kersimudin assured the public that all flammatory books were safe.

The unlikely books, titles and authors' names are classified under OSIBISA (Official Secrets, Intelligence, Banking and Internal Security Act).

However, donplaypuks® through its moles in 'Squad Fahrenheit 451' managed to secure the highly classified unlikely list of books as follows:

1. $100 Million Consultants? My Ass! by Rosemajib
2. Civil Serpents by SS Sidek Cirkhusring
3. Corretc!Corretc!Corretc! The Whole Tooth Fairy by Lingam’s Saucy Chili
4. Dry Docks $4 Billion Floating Submarines by Aminah See Four
5. End Affirmative Action Today! by I.Ali
6. Fine Backstabbing Traditions by Kerismuddin
7. Free Haircuts (in the dark) For Sikhs by NS Barber
8. He Strangled Himself To Death by MA Cowes N. Carse
9. How To Build The Taj Mahal for $3.5 million by K.Shah Jahan Toyota
10. Interlok For Indians by G. Palani S.Velu
11. Jet Engines of Uruguay by A.Ganesh Patel
12. Kit, Don’t Lie! You Were There Last Summer by Maha Firaun
13. Maha Firaun, Don’t Be Economical With The Truth! I Was Not There Last Summer by Kit
14. Kugan’s Peaceful Death by Hole In The Head
15. Lee Kuan Yew, My Best Friend by Maha Firaun
16. Mgf Malott, Wecome To Malaysia! by Adolph H.Nazri
17. National Bankruptcy Laboratory by Roti Jalai
18. No Commissions, Love of Country by AR Rahman Bankindamoneybaginda
19. No Cyberspace Censorship by BS Rice Tim
20. No Highway Tolls For Thee (For The People, Yes) by NS Plus Saad
21. Nuclear The Future by Chernobyl Tenaga NB
22. Only Off The Rack Department Store Budget Clothes For Me by R.Flom
23. Only Merit Based Scholarships For All by JP Awam
24. Open Tender, Of Course (In Due Course)! by MoD Mad Zaid
25. People Power ? In Malaysia? Maybe. Egypt? Impossible! by Rosemajib
26. Quid Pro Quo or $5 million, Anyone? by Rosemajib
27. Safe GM Nuclear Mosquitos by A.Nophe Les Swat Ouch
28. Tanah China by I.Ali
29. Teaching The England 1.01 by Muhy the Yiddunce
30. The AG Is Clean by Showmedamoney Ramona
31. The Queen Is Supreme by R.Flom
32. There Was Once A Crooked Man Who wanted To Build A Crooked Bridge All With His Own Crooked Money And The Crooked Government Would Not Let Him. Sob! by Maha Firaun
33. Valentine’s Day For All Malaysian by Jais A.Thot
34. We All Love Arasia, Now Everyone Can Collect Retrenchment Pay by Mana Ada System 
35. Singapore, My First Love by Maha Firaun

 Read 'em and weep! More books may soon be added to the above list!

 donplaypuks® with my books, man!