MORAL STUDIES 1.01 EXAMINATION IN BOLIIHLAND!

There was genuine public anger and outrage over the recent apparent racial and religious stereotyping in a government school test paper on 'Moral Studies'. 

So, Donplaypuks® went underground to see if there really was any of this dangerous nonsense which had become institutionalised in our government schools. Was it all the usual Zionist and/or Singapore plot to discredit our glorious and over-achieving Education system which even the USA, UK, Finland and Japan envy? Or, was it only a storm in a teh tarik cup stirred up by Godless Mainland Communists?

I am very glad to say that there is no rumour to the truth at all that racial and religious stereotyping is rampant in Bolihland government schools. There is no bigotry, prejudice or favouritism of any kind. It is proven 100% (+30%) by the following SPM trial exam test paper:
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SEKOLAH MENENGAH ST. JOHNAJIBIANS KUALA LUMPUR

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SPM TRIAL EXAMINATION

MORAL STUDY 1.01

QUESTION 1

Six (5) students sat for her SPM examination, i.e.:

(A) Muthu

(B) Ah Chong

(C) Ali

(D) Gurdial Singh Gill

(E) Fatimah

(F) Mary Wong

They all apply for JPA scholarship to study Medicine, with Pharmacy as second choice.

1. One studen obtain Gred 1 with 15A+ including Basic Religious Studies, Advanced Religious Studies, Scriptures, The Holy Book, Jawi, History, Geography, General Science and Home Science.
2. One studen obtain Gred 1 with 15A+ including Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematic, Advance Mathematic, English and English Literature.
3. One studen obtain Gred 1 with 12A+ including Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematic, Advance Mathematic, English, English Literature and Dance (ballet).
4. One studen obtain Gred 1 with 10 A+ including Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematic, Advance Mathematic, English and English Literature.
5. One studen obtain Gred 1 with 9 A+ including Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematic, Advance Mathematic, English and English Literature.
6. One studen obtain Gred 2 with distinction in Basic Religious Studies and Scriptures.

You are require match the studens - Muthu, Ah Chong, Ali, Gurdial Singh Singh Gill, Fatimah and Mary Wong - to the gred in the examination and following program:

(a) Who have receive offer fully pay JPA scholarship study medicine at Havud Medical School, USA?

(b) Who have receive offer fully pay JPA scholarship study medicine at Al Aqsa Brotherhood Medical University in Khahera, Mecir?

(c) Who have receive offer fully pay JPA scholarship study Social Science at Penang Sains University?

(d) Who's father sells cows milk, wrongly lends money for interest (riba) and have receive offer job as Big, Strong and Friendly night-shift Chief Security Guard (Jaga) at Standard Chartered Bank?

(e) Who insensitively build temples (kuils), drink lot of toddy mabuk, have refuse offer scholarship and join 04 Kabali Hitmen Gang in Kelang?

(f) Who have receive no offer scholarship or job and force appeal Michael Chong at MCA Public Services and Complaints Department Help Centre?

E.g. your answer maybe (in your dreams) (A) (1) (a).

NB: All puns, grammatical and spelling errorrs are fully extended