ATTORNEY GENERAL GANI PATAIL UNCEREMONIOUSLY BACK-STABBED, PREMATURELY, UNCONSTITUTIONALLY SACKED. PATAIL CLAIMS HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT! BREAKING NEWS - DPM MUHYIDDIN ALSO SACKED!

by salleh abbas, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for ag sacking affairs

This morning's totally unexpected announcement by the Chief Secretary to the Government, Ali Hamsa, that Attorney General Gani Patail's services have been prematurely terminated, is as shocking as they come. 

This is not because Patail is a darling with the Rakyat or the legal fraternity. Oh no, quite the opposite. He was hugely unpopular for his prosecution of Anwar Ibrahim in the Sodomy 1 & 2 trials and alleged tampering and fabrication of evidence. 

Many, like lawyer Rosli Dahlan who is suing the AG and the government for false arrest, will be happy to see this unceremonious dumping. Patail was seen to be Najib's key and closest ally in ensuring that no charges were brought against him in relation to the 2006 Altantuya murder.

Malaysians are being rocked and shocked almost daily and continuously by the alleged suspicious dealings at 1MDB, its unholy debt of $46 billion, and the news of $2.6 billion banked into PM Najib's personal bank accounts from overseas in 2013. 

PM Najib's bleat that he did not benefit personally from this $2.6 billion has not resonated well at all with the Rakyat. His equivocal and guarded statements suggests, and as implied in a Wall St. Journal exposé, that this $2.6 billion was illegally laundered into his account by him, and used to buy votes and rig ballots at the last general elections.

 What is startling is the complete breach of the Constitution, where the AG can only be removed from office in the like manner of judges i.e. by a Tribunal consented to by the King. Patail's term of office is due to expire in October this year.

Also, when questioned by reporters, incredibly, AG Gani Patail replied that he was not aware of his sacking!!

Hamsa was quoted as saying that Patail's health was in question, but that is certainly a face-saving excuse. Patail was rumoured to have a kidney problem, but he never said it was so debilitating that he could not perform his duties satisfactorily.

Could this sacking be related to the Task Force investigating the 1MDB fiasco and the $2.6 billion, where the AG is a mover and advisor? No doubt, it mus be.

And if we analyse what is going on behind the scenes, then more sackings are in the offing in the immediate days to come. The careers of the IGP, Governor of Bank Negara and the Head of MACC are all in danger. 

The sackings are likely to spill over to Cabinet level. Looks like the 'Night of The Long Knives' enacted in 1962 in the UK, when PM Harold McMillan sacked 7 ministers (CLICK HERE), is about to be acted out again, this time in Malaysia, under the premiership of Grossmajib and his government of thieves.

AG Gani Patail's replacement is Federal Court judge, Mohamed Ali Apandi. Apandi was one of three judges who in 2013 acquitted Azilah and Sirul of murdering Altantuya! 

Do not switch off. All this is more exciting than womens' mud wrestling, Wimbledon Tennis or World Cup Football! 

 Donplaypuks® with the night of the long knives, man!

4 TASK FORCE TAN SRI'S - MORE THAN 7 DAYS TO CONFIRM/REFUTE THE $2.6 BILLION WSJ MONEY-LAUNDERING ALLEGATION RE PM NAJIB? NO ARREST YET? KABBERUP AH? PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT, NOW!

by may the farce be with you, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for task farce affairs

By now, everyone in the universe knows about the Wall St. Journal and Sarawak Report's exposé some 2 weeks ago about possible financial misfeasance, fraud, CBT and international money-laundering allegations against 1MDB and Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak.

PM Najib is also Finance Minister, chief advisor to the Board of Advisors of 1MDB and sole authority for approving and signing projects for it. 

Instead of  suing immediately, PM Najib's lawyers sent WSJ a "clarification" inquiry letter. This was roundly panned as amateurish by many critics who asked if the PM was just buying time and making a show of it when caught with the proverbial smoking gun in his hand. In turn, WSJ's reply was seen as pointedly telling PM Najib's solicitors to go back to law school!

If anyone hasn't heard about all this, they must be dead, or, be someone employed or service-contracted by Grossmajib, since one of the pre-requisites of such an engagement is that you must be born with the brains missing.

To re-cap, 1MDB, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Ministry of Finance (MoF), has since 2010 borrowed $46 billion in bonds and bank loans to finance its operations, but according to its critics, has not satisfactorily explained the details of some $20 billion in  "investments". Suspicions have been aroused by two change of auditors, apparently strange commercial arrangements and unexplained movement of billions of ringgit between 1MDB and 3rd parties such as Jho Low and Petro-Saudi in the Middle East.

There are also allegations that 1MDB over-paid to the tune of billions of rinngit in acquiring deliberately valuation-inflated IPPs and land bank for quid-pro-quo "donations" to the ruling party. Poor planning seems to have bedevilled 1MDB, as with insufficient cash flow to service debt interest, it had to be bailedout by a $950 million "standby credit facility' from the MoF, and $3.5 billion loan from Abu Dhabi Commerial Bank Group. More billion ringgit Taxpayer bailouts are apparently are in the offing!!

The bombshell that was dropped by the WSJ and Sarawak Report some two weeks ago was the allegation that shortly before the 2013 general elections, some $2.6 billion in total was transferred via overseas banks to the personal bank accounts in Malaysia of Prime Minister Najib.  Next came the news that an unexplained $2 million had also been deposited into the personal bank account of PM Najib's wife, Rosmah Mansor.

At the very least, this appears to constitute money-laundering. It seemed to imply that this money was used by PM Najib to illegally fund party campaign expenses, and possibly buy votes and rig elections.

It did not help that instead of immediately and unequivocally refuting implications of financial impropriety, PM Najib gave the guarded and shady reply that at no time had he misused 1MDB funds or made any personal gains from the $2.6 billions!!??

The screaming questions of how a PM on a salary of about $30,000 a month could have access to $2.6 billion outside of government, where and who it came from, and what it was verified as being used for, have all, to-date, remained unanswered!

A few days earlier , the Rakyat had suddenly been told that a 'Task Force' had been set-up in March 2015 to "probe" possible financial improprieties and malfeasance at 1MDB. When news broke out about the $2.6 billion, the Task Force claimed it was already aware of the transaction, but made no clarification why Bank Negara had allegedly done nothing about it since 2013.

The Task Force apparently comprises a "loose" confederation of 4 Tan Sri's:

1. Tan Sri Zeti Akhtar Aziz, heads of Bank Negara.

2. Tan Sri Khalid Abu Bakar, Inspector General of Police.

3. Tan Sri Abu Kssim, head of the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency Commission.

4. Tan Sri Gani Patail, Attorney General.

"Loose", since our Ministers, including Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin, did not seem to be aware of its existence, who led it or what its terms of reference and scope or time frame for investigations and reporting were. All the Tan Sri's, directly or indirectly, report to PM Najib. So, is the Task Force independent of the influence of the PM? Who ordered the Task Force to be set up?

However, news swirled that the Task force was not looking into PM Najib's personal bank accounts and the mysterious $2.6 billion! 

Given that the WSJ and Sarawak Report had given very precise details of the movement of the $2.6 billion from abroad, it should have taken Bank Negara no more than, max, 7 days, to investigate and announce the who, what and why of the $2.6 billion, and why no action had been initiated against PM Najib in 2013 for as alleged, at the very least, money laundering!

5 persons connected with  1MDB and MoF and who were arrested and remanded in custody by the MACC in recent days, in order of arrests, are:

1. Jerome Lee Tak Loong, 39, Group Executive Director of construction company Putra Perdana Berhad.

2. Shamsul Anwar Sulaiman, CEO of Ihsan Perdana S/B.

3. Ariffin Ismail Shahul Hamid, 28, sole owner of a trading company..

4. Rosman Abdullah, 48, Managing Director of a construction and development company.

5. Nik Isfahanie Tasnim, 27, a despatch rider, working for Ariffin (see 3 above).

But, the silence from the Task Force about all the burning questions, is deafening. It is fuelling speculation by bloggers and online and offline commenters, that the objectives of the Task Force may not be to arrest and charge anyone for possibly the heist and crime of the century, but as one blogger so succinctly put it in local manglish, "to kabberup"!!

Many regard the 5 pretty much previously unknown men arrested by MACC as 'kucing kurap' (in Malay) or 'small fry'.

The $64,000 question is, why hasn't the Task Force arrested PM Najib and interrogated him about the $2.6 billion, which on the face of it is so incriminating, that in any developing or developed country, it would have seen the PM and entire Cabinet resigning, and fresh elections called. 

Come on  4 Tan Sri's, who are you working for, the Rakyat or 1MDB and PM Najib?  Who funds and pays your salary? The Rakyat or PM Najib?

Only the brain-dead can take so long to complete basic investigations on matters and arrest the big fish on money-laundering, CBT, fraud, dereliction of fiduciary duties and gross abuse of power etc., that have been pointed out as suspicious for nearly 3 years.

Are the investigations really heading towards a dead end, a complete 'kabberup', since the number 4, in Chinese, 'tsei', means 'dead'?

In the meantime, PM Najib, his lobotomised Cabinet and defenders and party sycophants are doing nothing to endear themselves to the Rakyat by defending shady deals with bankrupts like Lie-ster and his also bankrupt Sabah Indian promoter to try and discredit The Edge and Sarawak Report. There is egg all over the face of these establishment politicians and their stooges. Suspending The Edge for 3 months is a disastrous move. The stench from these 'wag the dog' tactics are over-powering, and the actions, appalling to the extreme.

PM Najib, the more you repress, the more dictatorial you become, the more you try and 'kabberup', the more you will be cornered and hung by your own hand! You are the prime architect of all that has now been exposed, especially the $2.6 billion. Resign now. Think of the country and the poor, suffering Rakyat, and not of your selfish, thick skin. Your own people are deserting you by the millions. The do not believe your weak and spindoctored explanations. Bow out with some dignity and honour, today!

Donplaypuks® with complete kabberups, man! 

CRY OF BOGUS BUGIS PM GROSSMAJIB - BUMNO/SCUMNO, GIVE ME YOUR BENT, CROOKED, SERIALLY LYING, THIEVING, LOOTING, PLUNDERING, POX RIDDEN AND HUDDLED NO HOPERS!

by grossmah lazarus, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for poetic justice affairs

When the dust settles after PM Grossmajib who wears the pants has been kicked out of office for corruption of epidemic proportions, and transferred (together with her husband who wears the skirts) to Bamboo River Prison for a long, long spell, people like Lim Kok Wing will still be wondering what possessed them to work for this government of thieves. 

There is an obvious character flaw in these men and women who are seduced to render any kind of service to an administration so obviously led by a crooked fraudster and her husband.

Consider also, that a man who worked for one of the foremost anti-corruption NGO's known to the world, surrenders it all, to spindoctor and be an apologist for Grossmajib and his government of bunco artistes. Is it money? Power? How do they daily look at themselves in the mirror and not blanch and keel over in revolting shame? How can you possibly hope to change anything from the inside, when the monster that leads the government is comparable to Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Bernie Madhoff?

The sure sign of a very, very poor leader is when he surround himself with the likes of Lie-ster the Bankrupt Jester, and is defended by Ministers, Deputy Ministers and allies, who, the very instant they open their traps, expose their sub-normal IQ's and lying habits.

PM Grossmajib who wears the pants, and her husband who wears the skirt, seem to saying:

"Give me your bent, crooked, serially lying, thieving, looting, plundering, pox ridden and huddled BUMNO/SCUMNO no hopers."

Because, a crooked leader can only attract crooked men and women. A bent leader will surround himself with men and women who are low in intelligence, honesty and integrity, buy high on cunning and fraudulent intent. A government of the crooked and bent can only promote national scale looting, and lay the foundation for the swift financial collapse of a nation.

So, let's try and get some straight answers to some simple questions, in layman's language from the crooked, bent and illegal government of PM Grossmajib who wears the pants, and her husband who wears the skirt:

1. What is the source of $2.6 billion that was deposited in your personal bank accounts? Was it from a slush fund maintained illegally off-shore by BUMNO/SCUMNO? Or "borrowed" temporarily from 1GDB and then replaced later. A "little" $2.6 berbelyon teeming and lading con job?

2. Why was the $2.6 billion transferred to your personal bank accounts? 

3. If, as claimed by you, you did not gain personally from the disbursement of this $2.6 billion, nevertheless, how is this, at the very least, not money-laundering, for which you should go to prison for at least 5 years, since you are also the Finance Minister? How could you not have gained personally even if the money was used only for CSR projects, given that you boasted about it during the campaigning at the general elections, to gain votes, and won?

4. Who were the parties to whom this $2.6 billion was transferred to?

5. What did these parties use the $2.6 billion for?

6. If the $2.6 billion was used to finance BUMNO/SCUMNO's general election campaign, and to buy and rig votes, should not the general election be declared null and void? Should not BUMNO/SCUMNO be de-registere and all those involved sent to prison and barred from ever again standing for elections or working for or be associated with government, in any capacity?

7. Do you really dare sue WSJ, Sarawak Report, Clare Rewcastle-Brown or The Edge? I don't think so.  Got cojones or not? If truth is on your side, what are you waiting for?

With regard to 1GDB (Grossmajib Development Bunkum):

1. Why do you crookedly and publicly lie that you only borrowed $42 billion, when it was actually $46 billion? You forgot the $4 billion debt + interest taken over (bailout) by the MOF, but which still has to be paid (by the taxpayer) back to a certain pension fund?

2. Why did you pay $18 billion for "investment" in IPPs including $6 billion debt, and then write-off $3 billion in goodwill impairment, and receive "donations" of some $250 million from parties who "sold" you their IPPs? Why could you not wait a few years and acquire expiring IPPs at much, much, lower written-down book values? Which IPPs had bank borrowings of $6 billions?

3. Why did you pay Goldman Sachs an internationally abnormal 12% in fees? What does GS mean when it said you wanted $2.6 billion in a hurry?

4.How could your conscience, given that you are prime minister, minister of finance, chief advisor and signatory of 1GDB, let you lie that $3.5 billion cash was placed with a bank in Singapore, when no such transaction took place? When caught with your pants down, how could you, your CEO and your Ministers continue to lie about "assets" and "units"? You have no shame? What happened to Bugis integrity and honesty? It's all Bogus, not Bugis?

5. If you borrowed $46 billion, "invested" $18 billion in over-inflated IPPs, $2 billion in land and blew $6 billion in overhead and finance cost, can you list and explain in simple English, what exactly the balance of $20 billion is "invested" in, regardless of whether it is reflected in 1GDB's or the MOF's balance sheet? Do not talk mumbo jumbo about GIL or Brazen Sky or Aabar "funds". Just tell us exactly what shares, type of fund or other precise investments the cash of $20 billion has gone to, and their current market values.

Good leaders inspire their people to greater heights and prosperity, the Grossmajibs, to despair, poverty and ruin.

What are the actual inspiring words that are engraved on the Statue of Liberty to inspire all those arriving on the shores of the USA? Here is the 'The New Collosus' poem by Emma Lazarus:

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land'

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mothe of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient land, you storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless tempest tossed to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

And that is what people like me are fighting for - the right leaders, the right government and our right to liberty. 

We are not here to stand petrified as idle watchers while our country burns!

 Donplaypuks® with our huddled masses, man!

KIT SIANG - RAFIDAH, RAIS, ABU TALIB, RAMON TO HEAD RCI ON LOW YAT PLAZA INCIDENT? ARE YOU OFF YOUR ROCKER, YB?

by lousy yat, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for rci affairs

In my last blog post, I had lambasted YB Lim Kit Siang, DAP Head, for his really, really immature, low-level IQ thinking, pathetic and hare-brained recommendation that Mahathir, Badawi and Musa Hitam should head a RCI (Royal Commission  of Inquiry) to look into malfeasance and fraud at 1MDB and its $46 billion debt, and $2.6 billion and $2 million of unexplained moneys banked into the personal bank accounts of Prime Minister Najib and his wife Rosmah Mansor, respectively. CLICK HERE FOR THAT BLOG POST TITLED 'HAS YB LIM KIT SIANG FINALLY FLIPPED HIS FLIPPIN' WIG?'.

Hardly had the ink dried on that blog post, before Kit Siang followed one cuckoo suggestion with an even more bizarre and queer outcry for the likes of the following to head a RCI into the Low Yat Plaza incident (For the Low Yat Plaza incident CLICK HERE.):

1. Rafidah Aziz, ex-Minister for International Trade & Industry ("Ideal as Chairperson").

2. Abu Talib Othman, ex-Attorney General.

3. Ramon Navaratnam, ex-Secretary General of the Ministry of Transport.

4. Rais Yatim, ex-Minister for Information, Communications & Culture.  

The list also included:

1. Ambiga Sreenivasab, ex-Bersih head.

2. Pak Samad, Poet Laureate.

3. Mohammad Asri, Perlis Mufti.

CLICK HERE for the full blog post by Kit Siang.

The first suggestion involving Mahathir, Bawadi and Musa Hitam is as lame-brained as they come. Kit Siang seems to have given no thought to the idiom that there's no free lunch. What price will Mahathir especially exact for this "selfless act" of  "national service"? 

$2 billion to bailout Proton now owned by the DRB Group, and to which he is an "advisor'? 

Revival of the $1.1 billion 'Crooked Bridge Over Troubled JB Waters' which, given that it's been over 10 years since Badawi refused to sanction Mahathir and his cronie's pet project and they settled for $700 million in compensation, will now cost $3 billion, guaranteed to be inflated beyond the Zeppelin, Hindenburg? And set off a war with Singapore, since the lion city did not approve it even in 2003?

Shut off the pipes in JB and force Singapore to re-negotiate the ridiculously low water tariffs agreed to by Mahathir himself in the first place? And set off a war with Singapore?

Cancel the Tanjung Pagar Railway Land and $40 billion High Speed Train joint venture development projects with the government of Singapore?

Build a $1 billion white elephant airport in Alor Setar for $3 billion?

What is the pound of flesh that Mahathir will excise from our public coffers to deliver Najib's head on a platter to the Rakyat? 

It's incredible that Kit Siang has not sat back and thought through this insane proposal. All it would do is flip a pummelled Malaysia from the frying pan into the fire! Even worse, the evil of BUMNO/SCUMNO Baru will continue to thrive and expand, should the keys to the nation be handed once again to Mahathir. After all, Mahathir is the architect of the mess we face, from endemic corruption to failed race-relations, education, welfare, financial, management and and economic systems.

As to Kit Siang's line up for a Low Yat Plaza RCI, I wholeheartedly agree that Ambiga and Pak Samad could be there. The Perlis Mufti is certainly acceptable, except, I don't trust any religious leader, even though Asri has been unequivocally making all the right noises!

But when we come to Rafidah, Abu Talib, Rais Yatim and Ramon Navaratnam, I think Kit Siang has really lost his marbles! Every one of them was there when Mahathir was running riot in Malaysia for 23 years. None of them had the foresight to see how an overdose of affirmative action, skewed economics and paradigm shafting could poison a tropical paradise, and bring it to the brink of chaos. None of them had the balls to stand up to the "benevolent self-appointed dictator". Even when they tried to topple Mahathir and lost, they did not have the courage of their conviction to continue opposing him, but accepted government largesse and Ministerial posts, and continued to support a broken system, to the detriment and interest of the Rakyat!

What were they doing when BTN was poisoning the minds of the Malays and civil servants? Did a single one of them question Mahathir and take him to task for the $30 billion Bank Negara forex loss, or the hundreds of billions of (ringgit) losses generated by the Asian Currency Crisis, brought on primarily by Mahathir's mismanagement of the economy, while he shifted blame and attention to Uncle Sam, mysterious Zionist conspiracies and George Soros? 

Who are those who have vast unexplained, undeclared and illegal wealth, accumulated while the Rakyat suffered and became impoverished?

Rais Yatim, who went so far as to tell off the USA about why the ISA was necessary, had written much earlier in his PhD dissertation that:

"The ISA does not speak well for the future of the rule of law in Malaysia. In fact, it is the main adversary of the rule of law. The abolition of the ISA is imperative".

What should we make of such men whose moral compass goes askew when changing hats? Doesn't Kit Siang know why Rais was dropped from Najib's line-up for GE 2013? The rumours that swirled of  a scandal that was Rais's downfall? What about Rafidah and the brouhaha over the massive (billions of ringgit l) AP scandal and 4-AP Kings, run-in with Mahathir and alleged diversion of Bumiputra tranche shares amidst conflict of interest accusations? All false?

It's frightening to observe that Kit Siang thinks that the moral and ethical aspects of Ministers and civil servants padding their nests while in office, should be ignored in assessing their capabilities and achievements; we only need to see if they will be acceptable to some Malays in opposing Najib.

This is absurd! How after all these years of toil and struggle, can Kit Siang lower his standards, and come up with these asinine calls and plans? Is the pressure of the job, the struggle and age getting to him?

YB Lim Kit Siang, Leader of DAP, our hour is at hand. Victory is within sight. We may not get another chance like this for the Opposition to unseat the monster that is our government of thieves, looters, plunderes, and rid the nation of the scourge of corruption, racism and religious bigotry.

Did not Shakespeare say through Brutus in 'Julius Caesar':

" There is a tide in the affairs of men, 

Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; 

And if you misread the signs and take the wrong course of action, or back and champion the wrong men and women, then:

"Omitted, all the voyage of their life,

Is bound in shallows and in miseries.

On such a full sea are we now afloat,

And we must take the current when it serves,

Or lose our ventures." 

YB Lim KIt Siang, do not screw up now. Not at this scintillatingly starred moment when all the signs in the heavens are in our favour.

Wake up and take good counsel. Forget about Mahathir, Badawi, Musa Hitam, Rafidah Aziz, Abu Talib, Rais Yatim, Ramon et al and anyone from BUMNO/SCUMNO Baru or its associated government who, by their silence and association, are not worthy of our respect or support.

Look towards people like Justice Hishamuddin, Justice Aidid, Ambiga, Pak Samad and the like who stand head and shoulders above the treacherous men and women who gave birth to and perpetuated a government of liars, thieves, traitors and Taliban!

 Donplaypuks® with the tide which is in our favour, man!

HAS YB LIM KIT SIANG FINALLY FLIPPED HIS FLIPPIN' WIG?

by kapak singh, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for democratic misaction party affairs

Can there be a more hare-brained suggestion?  

I, of course, mean Lim Kit Siang's call for a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) headed by Maha Firaun, The Sleeping PM and Black Musang, to replace the Special Task Farce headed by no one, that has no specific terms of reference or time frame to complete its "investigations" and that is "looking into" allegations of huge financial improprieties, possibly amounting $46 billion, concerning 1GDB and the mysterious and humongous deposits of $2.6 billion and $2 million, into the personal bank accounts of Prime Minister Grossmajib and his wife Grossmah, respectively.

Of course, PM Grossmajib's PR spindoctoring machinery has been mobilised in full force, to lie to the citizens that neither he nor his wife benefited personally from such vast sums of money. The foundation for this Goebbels-inspired continuous lie-spewing machinery was laid a few years ago, when PM Grossmajib engaged APCO at a cost of over $80 million to the Taxpayer. 

They got off to a fantastic start when then de facto Law Minister, perennial foot-in-mouth disease afflicted Nazi Aziz, got away lying and misleading the country with the connivance of the Speaker in Parliament. He maintained that when he answered the questions that APCO was paid a fee of $27 million, he meant US$27 million. This was in line with international norms, e.g. when President Obama says healthcare costs $1 billion, he always, really means, Malaysian dollars.

This lying government of thieves is now pretending that someone accused PM Najib and his wife of receiving this tainted moneys from 1GDB, and that if they could show that such was not the case, then the citizens would have to accept its word that although they received these moneys in their personal bank accounts, they did not personally benefit from it, but used it for for laudable purposes - such as bribery, buying votes and engaging in nation-wide vote rigging at the 2013 general elections!

Well, we can excuse PM Grosmajib and government of thieves comprising the (wooden IKEA) Cabinet and BUMNO/SCUMNO for lying, since dishonesty, stealing, looting and plundering have become the culture within the ruling party. Given also that the Special Task Farce will be reporting to its boss, none other than PM Grossmajib, we can rest assured that their report will be a whitewash. 

PM Grossmajib, his wife Grossmah and 1GDB will be exonerated of the slightest wrong-doing or thievery. The fact that the Special Task Farce is increasingly talking about 'going after whistleblowers.....national security' is a sure indication that PM Grossmajib and his cabal will be vindicated, and compared to the likes of Mother Teresa, Ghandi and Mandela where honesty, probity and integrity are concerned.

Of course, the fact that the government will fall should these billions of dollars be linked to money-politics, vote-rigging, CBT, money-laundering, fraud and corruption, and many, including PM Grossmajib, his wife Grossmah, the Attorney General, the Auditor General, the PAC and the head of the central bank will all have to face the firing squad sooner rather than later, is totally irrelevant to the issue. 

And if we look at it dispassionately, the roots of this culture of corruption are traceable to none other than Maha Firaun, who, in desperation, signed a pact with the devil 30 years ago. Where do you think he found the money to resurrect a bankrupt BUMNO? It was his paradigm shafting that developed and made permanent the BUMNO/SCUMNO biz-money-model of inflating government procurement contracts awarded by direct-nego basis to selected crony Bumiputra and non-Bumiputra fraudtrepreneurs, to secure party funds through bribes and kick-backs, described as "donations".

Which traitorous and treacherous PM do you think devised the first super-inflated IPP give-away contract to rape our national electricity board - Maha Firaun or Golda Meir?

Neither of his successors, the Sleeping PM nor Grossmajib have that kind of nimble brain to embark successfully on global-scale thievery. In trying to outdo the master, Grossmajib the pupil, has delivered the nation to the brink of the abyss of moral and financial bankruptcy, recession and chaos.

Yes, a RCI is the only way out of this mess, unless the Council of Rulers shows steel and gumption, and takes the bull by the horns, where all the arms of government have been severely compromised. No citizen buys Grossmajib's imbecilic and really, utterly stupid philosophy, that if your house is on fire, you should not attempt to douse the flames, but should wait for the fire engine to arrive, even if that means the house being burnt to cinders.

Yes, PM Grossmajib should go on leave, or preferably, be arrested and incarcerated in Bamboo River Prison, while the RCI hold court and deliberates.

But really Kit Siang, really, do you want one set of crooks and thieves to sit in judgement of another set of crooks and thieves? The very Mafia chiefs who set-up the whole system of gangsterism and extortion and perpetuated it? Headed by the very monster who in 1987 had you and Karpal Singh (and 104 others) illegally arrested under the ISA and locked-up behind bars for nearly two years on trumped up and false charges?

Has Maha Firaun accounted for all the money lost during his premiership? CLICK HERE for the zillions of dollars lost during Maha Firaun's reign and remain unexplained by him. You think the Sleeping PM did not help himself? Who made a fortune in commissions selling Telekom and Tenaga shares to Temasik? Whose brother was the beneficiary of an unheard of 25-year sapping food contract with a national airlines? Who cannot account for multi-million dollar houses in Australia? Where did all the Petronas money go to during his tenure?

Well, Black Musang may not have been a PM, but look what happened to a local MNC under his stewardship as Chairman. First, there was the merger in which a bank associated with Grossmajib's brother made over $500 million in fees. The IPO was a total failure as its post-merger price is till today still languishing at 1/3 below its pre-merger price, at about $9. Then this same MNC lost $4 billion in dubious ventures in the Middle East, its CEO was charged with fraud and many senior officers sacked for financial misfeasance and improprieties. Black Musang walked away from the mess, scot free! 

Enough is enough! They did not get the Nazis to sit in judgement of German generals at the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal or Hirohito to look at atrocities committed by Japanese generals in World War II.

So, I worry that Kit Siang is championing this terrible trio to deliver truth and justice. As the Malay saying goes - 'Bapa Borek, Anak Rintek'. And so, Kit Siang's son, still exhibiting a degree of immaturity in politics, is rushing in where angels fear to tread, in supporting his father in this foolish folly.

Why, after remaining absolutely quiet about the Altantuya murder and the 1GDB fraud for so many years, has Maha Firaun suddenly woken up? Could it have something to do with the fact that PM Grossmajib turned down his "request" for $2 billion to bailout his dying "national car" company? Could it have anything to do with Grossmajib snubbing Maha Firaun and refusing to start a war with Singapore by reviving the 'Crooked Bridge To Nowhere' project, where in past years Maha Fiarun got Minister Semi Value to compensate the aborted project's crony contractor to the tune of $700 million for nothing more than perspective sketches?

So, Maha Firaun's motives are extremely suspect. 

To paraphrase from the truly great epic Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita, when fighting pure evil, we humans are excused from adhering to the Marquess of Queensbury's rules. We have God's blessing to be as Machiavellian as needs be in opposing the forces of darkness. So, we accept Maha Firaun's help in our endeavour and struggle to unseat PM Grossmajib and his government of thieves from office into jail.

But, we do not need him or any of Maha Firaun's past prime ministers or deputy prime ministers to head any RCI to bring Grossmajib to heel. 

Malaysia is not short of men and women of sound alibre, integrity, honour, qualifications and experience to head any RCI into the global-scale corruption, looting and plundering by and under the administration of Grossmajib.

Do remember that although I am not a member of your party, I have always supported your ideas, ideals and philosophy for Malaysia. I do not buy one bit of Maha Firaun's evil demonisation of DAP as anti-Islam, anti-Malay, anti-monarchist etc. But that is politics and you will have to combat, counter and neutralise Maha Firaun, who inadvertently, is responsible for setting off groups whose intent is the Talibanisation of our nation. Remember, no one put a gun to his head to declare in Parliament that we are an Islamic nation. For Maha Firaun, it's all about BUMNO/SCUMNO Baru staying in power, regardless of the price we all will have to pay for the promotion of evil. 

So, do not champion the devil. Use him wisely. No one is indispensable or irreplaceable.

So, YB Kit Siang, shake off the cobwebs in your brain. Do not give the impression that premature senility has set in. Keep Maha Firaun et al at arm's length. Make use of them as it suits us.  Take on Grossmajib and his government of thieves directly in and out of Parliament. Keep up relentless pressure until they cave in. The Rakyat are with you and you canot fail. Unfortunately, at the moment, your blog posts are the stuff of tame pussycats, not roaring tigers! Where is Bersih 4?

If you have a problem identifying who could head the RCI and deliver Grossmajib's and BUMNO/SCUMNO Baru's head on a platter to the Rakyat, do not hesitate to write to me. I will be more than happy to oblige!

Donplaypuks® with who heads a RCI , man!

1GDB CSR MOVIES? GOOD GOD, WHAT NEXT?

by metro goldwyn moshe dayan, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for lampooning movie affairs

Given that a certain Ministry in Bolihland has warned the world that criticising the government or making fun of it would be akin to condoning and committing genocide, we, as responsible citizens must, of course, cease and desist, forthwith! In the same breathe, the Ministry is of course hinting that our mocking 1MDB would be frowned upon by the authorities, and would be viewed as traitorous and treasonous conduct, comparable to the disgraceful Geert Wilder lampooning The Prophet. So, like dutiful citizens, we will abstain.

However, 1Grossmajib Development Bumkum or 1GDB is another matter. Why should we in Bolihland have scant respect for an organization based in Switzerland, Saudi Arabia and the Cayman Island, that has ripped off its shareholders of $46 billion in bond, bank loan and other derivative debt instruments?

It has come to our attention that 1GDB, which cannot service 1 cent of its $46 billion debt without shareholder bailout, has been "donating" money for "worthy" Corporate Social (Irr)Responsibility (CSR) projects. Billions of dollars worth. When the team at donplaypuks® hacked and dug into the secret files of 1GDB, we found that it had been sponsoring movies as well, while its kitty was empty. It had bought over the rights to many Oscar-winning and other popular movies and Bolihlandized it. What are these movies, you ask in amazement? Fortunately, we have the list right here:

ORIGINAL MOVIE	1GDB CSR SPONSORED RE-MAKE
50 Shades of Grey	46 Billion Shades of Debt
Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves	Grossmajibby and the Forty 1Mbodo Thieves
American Werewolf in London	Malaysian Werewolf in Jho Paris Hilton
Bonny & Clyde	Jibby & Grossmah
Born Free	Enslaved By Debt
Brewster’s Millions	Jibby’s $2.6 Billion
Get Carter	Get Grossmajibby
Godfather	The 1GDB Father
Gone With The Wind	Gone With The Arabs (1GDB’s $46 Billion)
Heat	Cheat
Hidden	Still Hidden
L.A. Confidential	KL OSA, SA & Sedition Act Confidential
Lawrence of Arabia	Jho Paris Hilton of Petro Saudi
Lost in Translation	Lost in Transit in Saudi Arabia
Mary Poppins	Merry 1GDB Debts A Eye Poppin
Maxed Out	Totally Bailed Out
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington	Mr. Grossmajibby Goes To Caymans
Natural Born Killers	Natural Born Ketuanan Con Artistes
Once Upon a Time in America	Recently in Bolihland
Other People’s Money	Oh Yeah Baby, Other People’s $46 Billion
Pirates of Silicon Valley	Pirates of Putridjaya
Rogue Trader	Our Hero Grossmajibby of 1GDB
Runaway Train	Runaway Debt
Saving Private Ryan	Saving Public Grossmajibby
Slumdog Millionaire	Harampig Putridjaya Billionaire
The Battle of The Five Armies	The Battle of The Five Task Farce Agencies
The Colour of Money	The Beautiful Colour of Debt
The Desolation of Smaug	The Desolation of  the AG’s – Auditor & Attorney General
The Fellowship of the Ring	The Fellowship of the Drowning Ringgit
The Last Time I Saw Paris	The Last Time I Saw Jho Paris Hilton
The Man of Steel	The Man of Steal
The Money Pit	The 1GDB $46 Billion Debt Pit
The Sting	The Stink - Grossmajibby’s Blue Ocean Investments
The Thief of Baghdad	The Thief of Putridjaya
The Two Towers	The Towering Glocal Fraudtrepreneurs
There Will Be Blood	There Will Be (Humongous) Debt
Trading Places	Trading Bank Accounts
When Harry Met Sally	When Jho Whale Met The Hippo, The Camel and Jibby
Wolf of Wall St.	The Whale of 1GDB St.

We also understand that bankrupt 1GDB had bravely secured the rights to many world-famous books and pop songs, at inflated costs, before it went bust. But that is all hunky dory, since acquisition, the value of these rights have appreciated  above their inflated purchase cost. So, as they are making paper profits, there is no need for the police or anti-corruption agency to investigate who illegally benefited from inflating the true acquisition cost by 100%. 

There is also no need to investigate the bank accounts of those who broke the laws of money-laundering, CBT, racketeering, fraud, breach of trust and anti-corruption. Although the inflated excess money, billions of dollars, was transferred to the personal bank accounts in Bolihland of the prime minister, his wife and appointed cronies and party members, there is no need to investigate and prosecute anyone, as no one made any personal gains from these moneys; not 1 cent. 

Oh, of course, they would not have won the previous general elections without this billions of dollars greasing the palms of everyone from here to Saudi Arabia, Outer Mongolia and Kazakhstan, but that cannot remotely be deemed as gaining personally, could it? Could it really? Hmmm!

In line with its Ketuanan philosophy and BTN indoctrination set-up, 1GDB has also duly Bolihlandized some book and music rights. We will reveal all soon!

Laughter, the best medicine against would be control-freaks, dictators, fascists and tyrants!

 Donplaypuks® with $2.6 billion and $46 billion Corporate Social (Irr)Responsibility programs, man!