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31/01/2012

THE REAL RELA $15 BILLION SCAM! HERE COME NAZI MALAYSIA & ADOLF ROSEMAJIB!

by banglanepburmindon and boicroney madhoff, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondents for voluntary extortion affairs



"Datuk Seri Najib Razak today issued an open warning to would-be demonstrators, saying that the paramilitary People’s Volunteer Corps (RELA) was ready to defend the country from turmoil. Speaking in front of an estimated 20,000 Rela members here, the prime minister pledged his administration’s commitment to look after the interests and welfare of the corps.

“When the chips are down, RELA will be with this government to defend the country. Do not cause havoc in this country because the 2.8 million RELA members will not stand idly by and watch the country descend into chaos,” he said to a chorus of approval from the audience." Malaysian Insider 28/01/2012.

Firstly, assuming Najib has been quoted correctly, 2.8 million RELA members constitute more than 10% of the population of Malaysia!  

Wow, that's an incredible statistic by any standard, is it not?

We need 2.8 million RELA members to monitor 2 million illegal immigrants, and possibly snoop on Iranian drug kingpins and their Malaysian mules, not to mention the Nigerian con artistes who have made Malaysia their lovely home away from home due to some very compliant on the spot visa issuing officers at KLIA and the Malaysian High Commission in Abuja?

I wonder, I just wonder if we employ 2.8 million police personnel in Malaysia?

Answer: After googling, it would appear that as of 2007, the police force numbered 150,000 with plans to increase it by 60,000. So, we can now safely assume that number is about 200,000 police officers vs 2.8 million RELA members. Does this make sense to anyone?

And you can bet your bottom dollar that with UMNO and Najibs' NEP preferred policy of quantity over quality, the vast majority of RELA members will be SPM Grade 3 or 4 achievers or less.

Ours is one of the few countries in the world where failure and mediocrity is repeatedly rewarded with largesse and riches financed by mugging the taxpayers continuously.

More than that, we have a combined Army, Navy and Air Force headcount of about 200,000. So, WTF is going on PM Najib? Are you, like Hitler and his "Brown Shirts', trying to create your own 2.8 million strong paramilitary army, answerable only to you and UMNO, thereby bypassing the authority of our King and the Genereral, Admirals and Wing Commanders?  

Your own litle cosy Nasty Nazi Club? This is Federalism gone berserk and the Treasury being looted.

Next, let's do some simple arithmetic. 

Assuming each RELA member is paid an average allowance (RELA members are not entitled to any salary) of only $300 per month, that amounts to:

a. $840,000,000 or $840 million per month, OR
b. $10,080,000,000 or about $10 BILLION per year!!!!

And Najib just gave them a 50% increase in their allowance rate from $4 per hour to $6 per hour. 

This means the cost to the Malaysian Taxpayer will rise to $1.26 BILLION per month or $15.12 BILLION per year!!!!  This is what will bankrupt our Economy!

I have worked on average figures. Surely there are senior RELA officers who earn more, which will push the financial burden up even further.

Where is the money coming from and really going to?  Can anyone confirm if a humongous printing press contract was recently awarded to an UMNO/Najib croney?

The Government (according to our home grown Kelabit Christian Bumiputra scam artiste, Roti Jala) can't subsidise Education, Health, Welfare (but can subsidise, $10 billion per year to IPP's, Petronas bailout of Tenaga for $2 billion due to managment fuckups and inflated $ 9 billion unwanted Banting-Taiping 60-year toll highways) but somehow can find the $10-15 billion a year to empoy part-time RELA members? And Roti Jala says 10% GST is inevitable?

What a Towering Glocal world record breaking RIP OFF!

So, how and what should we read into this latest posturing from our flip-flopping/ U-turning Prime Minister?

Firstly, "When the chips are down, RELA will be with this government to defend the country. Do not cause havoc in this country because the 2.8 million RELA members will not stand idly by and watch the country descend into chaos," is a clear threat aimed at stifling opposition to the Police State that Najib is intent on creating, if it has not already been achieved.

Let's be very, very clear. RELA is not Constitutionally empowered to defend the country. That is the role of the Army. You don't engage rank baton wielding amateurs to defend us against another improbable invasion by Indonesia or Japan.

Assuming electoral reforms are not put in place before GE 13, then Bersih 3.0 is a looming reality. Of course, Bersih 3.0 organizers will apply to the police to hold their rally under the Peaceful Assembly Act and the police will respond kindly and positively and say, yes, go ahead, you can hold in Gong Badak Stadium in Terengganu in 2020, provided Perkasa and UMNO can have their opposing rallies in KLCC. So, caring, evenhanded and totally objective will our IGP be.

Either way, UMNO and Najib will lose as they did locally and internationally vis-a-vis Bersih 2.0 and the Anwar Ibrahim persecution, trial and innocent verdict. Because Najib misread the sign and tidal wave of our times and exercised pathetically poor, but predictable, discretion.

So, Najib thinks that his sabre rattling and exhortation of all these SPM Grade 3 holders will put real fear in the hearts of Malaysians? Once again he's behaving like a school playground bully, displaying the IQ and the mental equivalence of Quasimodo's hump, and being spineless about it as well.

And we ain't buying it. Not today. Worse dictators and despots have issued worse threats. We shall not be moved by the demented, craven and cowardly ravings and threats of this "economy transforming" con artiste and urban terrorist of the 3rd kind, i.e. the one we all laugh about and would piss on if he came within 5 feet of our shadows. No Prime Minister worth his salt anywhere would behave in this thuggish, unsophisticated fashion. Adat Istiadat? He hasn't a clue!

Let me issue my own warning to you:

Najib Tun Razak, unelected serially lying Prime Minister of Malaysia, WE, the citizens of Malaysia, will stand firm, and together whip your butt just as we did those fat and chubby school playground mama's boy bullies of our times! 

Donplaypuks® with our money and make this a police state, man!

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well put DPP! I, too, don't see the rationale of this exercise, except empire building.

Anonymous said...

No one of them really "RELA" with UMNO BN corruption scandals. Najib just perasan..the number doesn't show anything. Even UMNO claimed have 3 million members but but they are so worries to go with GE !

Ha ha ! Majority of UMNO members now rejecting UMNO !

rosmah says said...

haha..told you this najib is an idiot, 2.8million...he was thinking about how much he received today only...!!

bring it on, najib...we'll see if yr "2.8m rela" are stronger, or the rakyat are stronger...

your 2.8m includes bangla, indo, myanmar or not?

rosmah says said...

najib, you are a deadset f.....kwit......shut your f...g hole, pls...you are a disgrace...!!

Ah Jib Gor said...

Wow. Gee. Wah. I am trembling man. Rosmah is ROTFLHAO. We will have bad dreams tonight. Hahahahaha. You assholes. We are in charge.

fair play said...

That idiot failed his maths in school and so did not know how to count. Send him back to Primary 1.

JJ said...

Heil C4 tuan, seig heil.........drum roll please.

Where is the Rela motorised brigade. Come riding in their motocycles ?? Not forgetting, we have Prebet Khairy.

Crime rate still high. Of course since C4 tuan is the leader of the pack that has been robbing the nation's coffers. Oh yeah, who is the main supplier of Rela uniforms etc. Another UMNO crony(ies). All in the name of NEP eh.

A PM No Fucking said...

LOOK AT THE FUCKING SMIRK ON HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN HE DELIVERS HIS FUCKING SPEECH.

WHAT A FUCKING BALLESS LUMP OF PROTOPLASM.

Arjitco said...

Why is this nation kept on producing ball less meatball.......

Joker said...

RM15.2 Billion is required a year to pay RELA allowances for its 2.8 Million Members.

WOW!!!. Better use the Funds to increase the Police Force to 500,000 Men in Blue, hence meeting all 1st World & Interpol standards of effective Policing Ratios, with that kind of Money.

Don't let RELA become a 4-letter word, same for Facism in Hilter's Germany of WW2 - NAZI...answerable only to the Fuerher.

1 Malaysian said...

We are with you. Btw, is there a way of getting a list of enrolled RELA headcounts to verify that number??

"When the chips are down, RELA will be with this government to defend the country. Do not cause havoc in this country because the 2.8 million RELA members will not stand idly by and watch the country descend into chaos," is a clear threat aimed at stifling opposition to the Police State that Najib is intent on creating, if it has not already been achieved.

This is very definitely a threat, not only to law abiding ordinary citizens of Malaysia, but I believe, Najib & FLOM, are also trying to tell their UMNO rivals that they have the backing of 2.8MM Rela bullies in case the IGP decides to stay loyal to the Mamak ex PM.

Leong Lap Kam said...

najib, I would challenge you to drench your keris with my blood, except that I know you'll be so fearful that your choon toi shrink and you shake and piss in your trousers. You will instead ask your rela and other hooligans to come.

najib hitler, du bist ein Stück Scheisse! Verstehe Dich? -- ein Stück Scheisse!
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Neo-Nazi said...

Yeah, that's where our money went, too!

You know what that means? Monthly consumption figures would be nice from the Statistics Dept. Then create some more household debts.

We'll really be bonkers if something bad happens!

Anwar Muddin said...

No no no .A Rela member is paid RM 6 per hour only when he works. 60% of Rela members are PKR and PAS or DAP members who will turn on Nagib and UNMO when the need arises.

Walter said...

BERSIH 3.0. Hidup Rakyat.

rakyat said...

Bottom line, Najib talks like mubarak.

Kamalanathan said...

Drop-outs in uniform with authority.

RELA must Disband said...

Our country is in danger. Not from foreign powers but from within. RELA will give BN what NAZI gave Hitler - Power.

POWER CORRUPTS AND ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

I fear by the time BN is done with us we will need to beg foreign powers to invade!

ARE YOU SANE OR INSANE said...

Planning and preparing to shed the blood of Malaysian countrymen for the sack of defending and upholding the corrupts is the act of treasons.

This country will burn to ashes and every Malaysians will suffer. The late Hitler and Gaddafi had seen and experienced the sufferings of their people. Do UMNOputera willing to go the same path as the Nazi, the evil of the evils ????

Org Awam said...

RELA = Schutzstaffel(SS)

Ah Chi Sin Gor said...

The 2.8m Rela members , half of them probably from Umno and also Khairy's Rempit .

MAPSSCOM said...

THE LIARNAJIB GOES ALL OVER TOWN FOOLING EVERY MALAYSIAN OVER N OVER N OVER ALL THE TIME.NOW THE RELA MEMBERS.NEXT,THE ARMY,POLICE,THE ROYALTY,THE TEACHERS,PROFESSORS N ON N ON N ON.NON STOP UNTIL THE BN LOSE THE GE13.KEEP ON LYING NAJIB.THERE R MALAYSIANS THAT LOVES TO BE FOOLED ALL THE TIME ANYWAY.WORST,THEY R ADDICTED TO LIES.

mosque guard said...

Najib should listen to Perkasa and make RELA guard all the mosques from pigheads:

Perkasa Wants Security Guards Posted at Mosques

"Perkasa also propose that each mosque, with the help of the Islamic Religious Department, to provide a two-shift security guards," he said.

Ibrahim, who is also a Member of Parliament for Pasir Mas, said the presence of security guards in mosque is important to avoid such incident from happening again in the future.

what a disgrace said...

Nowadays RELA are working as car park attendants at Pasar Seni. K.L.
Go and see for yourself.

Open your eyes said...

We Malaysians cannot take RELA likely anymore. They are a paramilitary group bigger than the police and army added together! And worst answerable only to BN gov.

If BN make another May 13 guess who will be holding guns aiming at civilians! RELA!!!!!! You think properly... Najib has already threaten to use it against dissidents and guess who defines who becomes a dissident - the gov.

RELA IS A REAL THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!

bigjoe said...

This is a good check of reality. The real estimate of Rela member is no more than 500K and Najib knows it. The issue is why 2.8m exageration? The answer is so that UMNO/BN can lie about inconsistencies of the coming GE.

Najib has basically forfeit his right to even hold an election without a complete and thorough audit of electoral roll. Forget GE, its not legitimate anymore..

marco said...

Severed pig's head dumped on doorstep of crime fighting Italian priest after he condemned Mafia

30th January 2012
Mobsters have dumped the severed head of a pig on the doorstep of a brave crime fighting priest, it emerged yesterday.

Father Ennio Stamile made the grim discovery as he left his house for morning Mass and it was the second time he had been targeted after his car was vandalised last week.

Detectives are convinced he is being singled out after he started to regularly condemn the criminal activities of the local mafia known as the 'Ndrangheta during his weekly parish sermons.

DGs said...

RELA, a volunteer corps was also formed by the BN govt as part of the voter pool to ensure them remain in power.

All this are done at the expense of the tax payers's money and fund that could have been better used for other development projects.

Malaysia already have a large police force and moreover we are not under any security threats from neighboring countries so isn't having RELA a burden to our already depleted coffers?

Pembenci Nazi said...

Jika kamu membacca artikel ini dan memahami dengan serius, dan sebagai seorang insan yang bertangung jawap terhadap keluarga kamu, sahabat andai kamu dan negara kamu maka janganlah bagi peluang kepada kerajaan BN menarajui Malaysia lagi.

Sudah cukup lama (lebih 50 dekad) kerajaan BN mengadai dan memunah kekayaan negara ini, dan rakyaat masih banyak yang tidak mendapat munafaat dan keadilan yang berpatuttan. Jelaslah nampaknya bahawa apa yang dilaung2kan oleh kerajaan BN yang mereka membela kesejahteraan negara dan Umno khasnya membela hak2 orang Melayu sebenarnya satu helah dan pembohongan semata2.

Wang dan harta negara sebenarnya dibalut Kerajaan ini untuk diagih2kan kepada ahli2 dan kroni2 Umno dan BN atas alasan "pelaburan" yang dirahsiakan. Berbillion ringgit sudah lenyap dan semua pelaburan tidak memberi pulangan atau peruntungan untuk negara, akhirnya, ahli2 dan kroni2 dalam kerajaan ini yang jadi kaya raya.

Janganlah terpedaya bahawa derma2 dan agihan2han wang kepada rakyaat tertentu bahru2 ini RM100, RM200, dan RM 500 ialah wang kepunyaan rakyat sendiri, dan bukannya wang dari saku Umno/BN !!

Najib memang gemar bermurah hati dan berbudi dengan wang dan harta kepunyaan rakyaat, khasny dimusim muncul PilihanRaya yang ke13.

Hal RELA pulak ialah lagi satu pembaziran juga menguna wang rakyaat. Pasokan RELA yang sebesar ini hendak digunakan Najib untok menjaga ketentraman negara (kononnya). Sebenarnya RELA hendak dijadikan satu pasokan untuk menjaga keselamata Umno/BN, terutama peribadi Najib sendiri.

ah long said...

SPM Grade 3 or failures, why are you all so stupid. Are you trained to handle riots or situations. Y

ou are not trained. Dont waste your life. You can only guide some housing areas. Can you run 400meters without stopping. Think for your self, you have your parents and brothers and sisters to look after.

susie said...

At any instance, Najib and family will be the first to flee and leave their 'men' dyring. As if they care about this country. They just care for themselves

susie said...

The minute the tax payers all stop paying these people will turn against them immediately! However corrupt can Najib personally support them? Doubt he will even spend a sen of his own personal money. Simply spend tax payers monies is his way

OUT WITH THE FOUL said...

Yeah. Let's sock it to him ! Bring on GE13 asap.

Let the rakyat say it peacefully and in due process.

THAT A CORRUPTED, ROTTING, PUTRIFIED REGIME HAS ONLY ONE WAY TO GO.

And Najib. Dun you dare create chaos when the people have spoken. Peacefully. And in due process. As in a democratic, thinking, civilized state of which there are many such citizens that make up an otherwise noble and dignified nation.

WE DARE YOU TO CHOOSE TO FOLLOW DECORUM AND THE WAY OF PEACE AND BASIC DECENCY.

Kuda Siam said...

Tangkap banyak foreigner buat apa ! akhirnya bicara no case di lepas dan kembali ke Malaysia lagi . Di mana salah nya Home Ministry administeration ini , semua tidur dalam kerja janji wang masuk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antihoodwinker said...

Conman thief leader wants to " defend" the robber den Putrajaya at all cost

AntiDesperados said...

Father was a murderer. Son also murderer. No respect for democracy and equality. No leadership. No intergrity. Shameless. Desperados.Runs in the genes.

Anticon said...

No respect for the constitution, conmen.

believe said...

Umno / Bn will lose miserably in all states come GE13

Con said...

Ever Wonder who is the Logistics supplier for RELA. Same lady who supplies uniforms to National Service.

What else do you expect? A money making machine.

Do we really need these so called para-military force, if not to act loyal protectors of those 'dumb wits" in power.