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23/02/2012

I TOO HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED (NO SD) BY JOHN SOH, RPK!

by hrh raja stat decl, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for frenemy affairs



If we carefully and dispassionately examine our lives, we will not fail to come to the conclusion that by and large, we are ourselves 99.99% of the time the primary architects of our own fate. So, Raja Petra Kamaruddin, RPK, of Malaysia Today, must increasingly find it totally depressing that instead of basking in the warm adoration of legions of fans, he’s actually languishing in cold, wet and dreary Manchester, and increasingly being more reviled, loathed and cursed than ever by disappointed Malaysians.

Wither Tai Chi and Sun Tzu’s ‘Art of War’ whose tactics and strategies RPK claims to espouse wholly, much to the mystification of his readers? Sadly, this is what transpires when you watch too many Hollywood and Honky Kung Fu movies and American TV programs. In many years of travelling through Malaysia, Singapore, UK, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore and Indonesia, I have never come across a single tycoon or top CEO who actually practises any of Sun Tzu’s strategies. It’s called ‘The Art of War’ dummy, not ‘The Real Art of Doing Real Business’. In Malaysia especially, you only need ‘The Art of Angkat Bola’ or “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours’ to become fabulously rich.

As for Tai Chi, the only variety of it being practised anywhere outside of China appears to be the one where a lot of OAP’s gather in the gloom of early morning in the remaining open green spaces fast being reclaimed by greedy developers, and go through these ‘slow mo’ moves to improve blood circulation, and then head to the nearest coffee shop for a monster cholesterol-oozing breakfast.

Surely, if RPK is any kind of a worthy exponent of Tai Chi and ‘The Art of War,’ he should have been able to walk straight through the minefields of BUMNO/BN and Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib instead of having to run for cover to London and UK, should he not? Reminds me of all these clairvoyants who claimed to have predicted 9/11 and JFK’s assassination, but not the exact day, date and time of their own misfortunes or death!

Let me make some bold assertions:
  1. I’d still rather have RPK around blogging up a storm than not. On balance, I think he’s on the side of Pakatan winning GE13 and BUMNO/BN being relegated to a minority party in Opposition.
  2.  I accept he should do exposé’s to reveal shenanigans, whether by BUMNO/BN or Pakatan. But RPK must accept that you can’t expect perfection in politics, which, as much as it may be about the art of the deal, compromise or possible, is also about settling for the short-term on the lesser of two evils.
  3.  He’s got absolutely no loyalty to anyone but himself. Whistleblowers must be congenitally insane to confess their secrets to RPK; they can expect no protection from RPK as a benefactor
  4. He’s nothing more than a blogger, but a good one. He’s not a professional journalist or serious writer. He knows it, that’s exactly what he wants and that’s why his modus operandi is more akin to that of a bull  in a china shop than that of say, a savvy, experienced, smooth PR expert and strategist.
  5.  He sure as hell made some kind of a deal with BUMNO/BN and Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib over that TV3 interview which drew attention to his (in)famous Statutory Declaration about allegations of Altantuya’s murderers, which begins with “I have been reliably informed…” No one is that naive. It was meant to give relief to Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib. What was the carrot? Money, $millions of it? Was it a deal involving his son’s release from remand on framed up charges and subsequent  no-questions-asked flight to London?  
But for all that, he’s lost the plot.

But should we have expected anything more from a man, who by his own admission, has embraced causes ranging from the Iranian Islamic Revolution to the Iraq invasion, Talibanism and what else not? That RPK should present these in his resume to convince us that he’s paid his dues to the nation, is, not only just laughable, but downright silly. It clearly shows the immature mind we are dealing with. Or is it the kind of reaction we expect from someone who says he’s a serious blogger, invites people for their views and then lashes out at criticism with “Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do….”

You can have an uncontrollable quick temper when you are in your twenties and, possibly, early thirties. Beyond that, such outbursts usually result in disaster at the personal level as evidenced by RPK’s sudden departure from office in PKR. Any man who exhibits such massive egotism and megalomania is a danger unto himself. I mean what kind of a fuck philosophy is "If everyone hates me, I’m doing my job.” Listen man, if you are doing your job well, everyone (who matters) should love and worship you. The flip side of that coin is? If they hate you and curse the ground you walk on, you are doing shit fuck all! Think Ghandhi and Mandela vs Stalin or Mao.

I have been reliably informed (no SD) by two leading lawyers in KL that the day RPK returns to Malaysia, he will be slapped with a dozen subpoenas for defamation suits, over and above those that Shafee and other pro-BUMNO layers have already filed. Why? Because recently, he fired a salvo against Pakatan lawyer-MP’s and Aduns for allegedly corruptly profiting and benefiting to the tune of $ millions from work done for the Selangor State Government and its agencies. This totally false accusation famously and spectacularly blew up in RPK’s face for which he did not have the decency or grace to apologise.

He has again taken to shooting from the hip in straining to convince his readers that he has a balanced approach in his ooh, Tai Chi and ‘Art of War’ machinations. RPK has revived the ghost of corruption in sandmining involving State-owned companies in Selangor. There is also this further allegation of 7 sandmining whistleblowers having been sacked from their jobs. Selangor MB Khalid Ibrahim responded immediately with a Selcat public hearing. He’s even invited Selangor BN Co-ordinator, Mohd. Zin Ahmad, to present evidence of corruption in sandmining at the public hearings instead of sniping from the sidelines with bland, standard innuendos and threatening statements like “I have been reliably informed…” 

Would such a strong, positive response have come from an BUMNO/BN controlled Selangor State Government, now, or previously when they were in charge? Does it remotely look like MB Khalid Ibrahim condones corruption in Selangor? Compare this with the denial mode in which BUMNO/BN has been lurching from one financial crisis and scandal to another vis-à-vis $250 million cowgate affair, $7 billion proposed Banting-Taiping Toll Highway, $2.2 billion Kidex involving an ex-CJ’s wife and UMNO lawyer, $7.6 billion purchase of armoured vehicles…….the list is endless!

Which brings us to RPK’s latest “John Soh reliably told me….” exposé.

But first, let’s dispose of Haris Ibrahim of ‘The People’s Parliament’ blog. While still bleeding from RPK’s backstabbing wounds resulting in him (Haris) resigning as President of Malaysian Civil Liberties Movement (MCLM), Haris rushes to give a modicum of respect to RPK’s latest character assassination attempt on Anwar Ibrahim by demanding Anwar reply to RPK’s totally hearsay blogpost, or else.

Or else what, Haris? Will you never learn?

Haris, like his mentor RPK, seems to be all over the place; a jack of all movements with jackshit to show for it. You want to have a say in which party nominates which candidate for GE 13, then ‘turum gelanggang.’ Sign up with PAS or DAP or PKR or Parti Socialis, whatever and move it. ABU is not a political party, but a clever campaign slogan.

And Haris, what are you hanging on to RPK’s petticoat for? He’s told you in refined classic Mancunian – “FOOKIN ‘ELL, FOOKIN 'ARIS IBRAHIM OF MALAYSIA, FOOK OFF!” – and you still would give him a veneer of credence? You still don't get the message? Have you no shame or self-respect? You saved him in Bangkok and this is the reward and show of gratitude?

Why ask Anwar to respond to RPK? Why should he? Are they equlas? Has RPK been doing Anwar any great favours recently? No, in fact he’s 90% “convinced” Anwar is a sodomist and that he’s not morally fit to be Malaysia’s Prime Minister, ever. Anwar's lately been through hell and back. So, if he's a bit remiss in communicating with RPK, does that warrant RPK pouting and behaving like a petulant child and playing ball with Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib and government controlled MSM? With “impartial” friends like RPK, Anwar needs enemies?

Why did you not demand John Soh sign a Statutory Declaration confirming all that he’s supposed to have sobbed out to Dear Aunty RPK?

What seems to have escaped these brilliant Tai Chi and ‘Art of War’ exponents is that they have all been had, set up. They have all been had and set up, bad! Why?  
  1. A tycoon may be worth $billions on paper, but how many have $300 million spare cash to bribe 30 politicians to jump ship, even as a bridging loan? John Soh? Even in his heydays, John Soh was not worth $1/2 billion. I am reliably told (no SD) that even today many ex-Omega Securities remisiers who lost all their deposits in the 1997 $400 million fleecing fraud at Omega Securities, have parangs in their desk drawers awaiting the return of one, Yeoh Lee Ho, CEO of Omega, who absconded to Australia.
  2. Both Tony Tiah, then major shareholder and CEO of TA Securities, and John Soh, were fined $6 million each and banned from holding any directorships in public listed companies for five years, when after lengthy plea bargaining, they pleaded guilty to two charges of providing false statements to the KLSE over the Omega debacle.Now, RPK and Haris expect us to believe a word of what this discredited John Soh is supposed to have confessed to RPK?
  3. And had John Soh actually coughed up $300 million from thin air, BUMNO and ‘Gua Tolong Lu, Lu Tolong Gua” Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib would have counter offered with $450 million ($15 million x 30 frogs)? And these frogs would have actually been free to spend $25 million each?  I think it would be easier to sell that other story to Malaysians - that Santa Claus actually exists and lives in the North Pole.
  4. Then again, if Anwar has all these $ billions stashed away in Satan and Zion Lands, wtf would he want to put himself in the clutches of a shadowy operator and apparently, a manipulator, like John Soh, or anyone else? Sodomist, Bigamist, Morally Unfit, and now Masochist and Sadist as well, not to mention Stupid? 
Set up by who? I was reliably informed (no SD) by Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib when we last met, I forget when and where, that Raja Petra Kamaruddin’s gullibility had to be seen to be believed. There is a school of thought, and it's not as far-fetched as it sounds, that it's BUMNO/BN and Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib who are keeping RPK financed in UK, where he can do more damage to Pakatan (by the TV3 deal struck) than if he were physically in Kuala Lumpur.

If RPK is to be believed, people everywhere are falling over themselves making all sorts of confessions to him. Even Anwar:

“I can believe this because this was exactly what Anwar told me when we met in London in 2010. In fact, Anwar was even more blunt in his criticism of the Menteri Besar. He said that Khalid was stubborn and had a huge ego and would not ‘listen to advice’. My retort was: you created the monster so why can’t you just un-create what you created? (In fact, I wrote about this before)… Azmin Ali is up in arms. He is grumbling that Selangor Menteri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim is bypassing the ‘correct channels’ in making decisions...”

And RPK is credible because? He once hobnobbed with the great Maha Firaun? Does he not realise that in Today's Malaysia, that's a kiss of death?

Well, as each day passes by, it’s becoming painfully obvious that the deal RPK signed with ‘Gua Tolong Lu, Lu Tolong Gua” Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib includes:
  •  A blitz in Malaysia Today to try and influence Malaysians not to vote for Anwar Ibrahim, along the lines of “even if I lose one eye, Anwar should lose both”.  
  • Driving a wedge between Khalid Ibrahim, and Anwar and Azmin. “Even if I lose GE 13, you (RPK) must help us (BUMNO/BN) get Selangor back”.
I think RPK would be better off writing brilliant exposés like “The Reward For Giving Perak Back To BUMNO” than wasting time on cindrella fairy tales and BUMNO/BN propaganda. 

RPK should also start a ‘Dear Aunty” hard-up and sob story blog. He’s got a gift for it. 

To slightly twist a well-known adage:

There are causes and there are horses. There are causes for horses, and horses for causes.

So, if you are a leader, be a leader. If you are horse, then know your place, but by all means rise and gallop away to glory. But when you try to be all things to all people, you usually end up being universally distrusted and intensely disliked by all.

I still read RPK’s ‘Malaysia Today’ and Haris Ibrahim’s ‘The People’s Parliament’ daily. It sure beats paying $2.40 a day to sift through the trash in the New State Parsely Sage Rosemary & Thighmes or the Daily WCW Jalan Alor Setar Hackrag.

Again, I feel that we are on the same side. I sympathise with RPK's and his wifes' predicament. No Malaysian citizen should have to fight his battles from abroad by involuntary exile. In a perfect world, our laws, the laws of asses, that pushed RPK to the brink would be deemed ultra vires (Buntutsan, please note this means 'illegal and not 'insulting') our Federal Constitution by fearless judges. That day will arrive soon.

And yet…and yet…? You too? You get that funny feeling that we are all being had?

And once again, who am I? Just a humble, nobody Malaysian first, middle and last blogger who cares how and where we are heading as a nation.

As for Tai Chi and the ‘Art of War’ I was reliably informed (no SD) by their Chinese founders that they are turning so much in their graves, it’s threatening a 10.0 Richter Scale earthquake blowout in China.

Donplaypuks® with your loyalties and statutory declarations, man!

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

You meant courses for horses, right?

Donplaypuks® said...

Dear Anon

No, I did say there was a slight twist in it. I meant CAUSES, because that's what our fight is all about.

Red Alfa said...

No doubts RPK had sold out once too many.

He is being perceived by his erstwhile ardent supporters as now already working for the enemy's camp whatever and however he says it.

We do not cheer even as he is more than ambivalent in attacking the gomen/UMNO/etc.

Chairman Mao said...

Hey Donplaypuks,

You are good! very good, indeed. very sharp and witty. I like it!

Our dear friend, RPK is certainly feeling the pain from your tongue lashing. That will bring him down a peg or two. He is certainly no intellectual nor a philosopher. He does fancy himself to be one though! Imagine, I (not as Chairman Mao)used to contribute 'letter section' to his Blog! I was conned by this Charlatan.

So, Donplaypuks, or shall say, my Oscar Wilde, Great stuff.

More please (or Charlie Dickens)?

Dontplaypukis said...

Why got two Jeffrey Kitingan photo? He is double gun ah?

dontplaypuks is a pondan said...

Ya kkah?

who is donplaypuks is?

can't stand these idiots said...

dear pondan, your stpid mouth shows your ignorance. if you are a blogger woth anything you will know who dpp is ..BODOH!

Ali said...

Only umno people now visit RPK s website now

dontplaypuks is a pondan said...

at least RPK is brave enough to use his own name.
not like this pondan dontplaypuks.

hey pondan you have children and wife? I bet they are ashamed of you too..

UTURN said...

At last, RPK meets his match!!! Good piece.

aruna said...

In a nutshell, I would say that RPK is an insane maniac, trying to blackmail people to fill his pocket.

He is a fugitive who does not have BALLS to face justice in Malaysia, but hurls abuses from Manchester, UK.

If RPK is man enough he should return to his homeland and speak as loud as possible on all the wild allegations and accusations he hurls at others without giving any substantive evidence.

That is RPK a liar and spinner of tales to entertain his ego and nothing more. Look at how he spoke on TV3 and subsequently, to regain lost ground he goes around spinning unbelievable stories.

It is unfortunate there are some who still believe this liar. Look at his cunning eyes and weird smile that speaks volume of what evil creature he is.

I hope RPK will read all these comments and if he still has some dignity left, he should henceforth stop spinning lies after lies and leave Malaysians to decide their faith.

We don’t want a FUGITIVE to tell us what to do. I reiterate that if RPK has BALLS he should take the next flight back home to face justice. Will this coward dare to take this challenge? All his writings are nothing more than tall tales.

Perhaps he should write one tale a night just like the Arabian Nights. At least he could sell his story to some insane people of his class.

In those days people send POISON PEN LETTERS by post but now RPK is sending POISON ARTICLES through his blog.

RPK kamu berani turun padang kah???? Kalau tak berani, baik sahaja sembunyi di bawah sarong isteri kamu dan terus diam. Jangan cuba main politik dari UK.

ATM Failed on RM50 said...

RPK appears to go by his words and beliefs. If his beliefs are not shrouded, which might or might not be, then he will earn what so far he has "fought" for.

The thing about the Revelation dinner time on GE13 is tickling many people. It could be bad for PR who's fight for Reformasi, fundamentally, it is it's even worse for RPK.

Equally, it could be good for PR. You have to wait. Bugger likes suspense ... it would fun if it is good for PR.

But PR still has to continually clean up their own socks regardless. You can't be defender of the rakyat if your socks stinks. That applies to RPK!

It would be fun, too, for those of us in our 50's and 60's, you'll see Reformasi in your life time. We konk out at around 74 remember?

There's the incentive and the reason for doing it right, for us and our cucu's, or 2nd or 3rd or 4th wives! ;)

Lethaisor said...

DPP, I do NOT agree with you.

How can you say that RPK is "languishing in cold, wet and dreary Manchester"?

If the talk which has been floating aroung proves to be the case, that turncoat mercenary may well be luxuriating in sunny, breezy and exciting St Tropez for all we know! or at least he will be easily able to afford doing so.

And if that scenerio is true, with GE13 coming ever closer, there may be more juicy made-to-order writeups to help harrass and throw mud at various Pakatan figures. Which equates to appropriate remunerations, eh?

Bravo! said...

Bravo, Bravo... More More, Encore. Great article. Hope this will keep him quiet for a while on this issue

mimai said...

brilliant article.

witsO said...

The problem with RPK is that he got to be too chesty* and for too long, thus resembling Mahathieu telling the people that they are immature!

People can tolerate a degree of criticism for a time but not forever. He cannot just rest on his laurels without earning due rapport from the people or bask in aloofness.

* Chesty, def: "Having or showing feelings of unwarranted importance out of overbearing pride"

francis said...

RPK got no more value. I have come to the conclusion that the Malaysia Today comments on his various articles are all written by him.

So sad that he has to vet every mail before publishing the comments. I have written so many of them but none of them were published. I believe out of 100 comments he received probably 80% will condemn him.

Let him rot in UK.

1Malaysia1Disaster said...

A man good in Tai-chi, that is why he is more valuable to Dr. Imelda Birkin Rosemajib.

John Sore said...

Do not waste time on RPK if you are not a vagabond.. He has a hole in all that he says. He touches everything with a crooked hook.

He swears an oath which turns out to be not an oath. He lives as a vagabond and is clearly clever as one, but remains a vagabond.

Toyo kurap said...

ou have to say, SELCAT is now ALIVE !!!

What were they doing before???

As if corruption has been totally wiped from Malaysia's soiled soil.

Din Apache said...

RPK another by product of UMNO. Johnny Walker is doing the writing. Without Johnny Walker he can't write.

You know what I mean. Cheers.

Sue said...

It's about time somebody stands up against this ultra egoist non stop talking blogger.

Well done DPP !

Good Stuff said...

yes, ali baba. when dpp is on form, no one can touch him...he's a bird, he's a plane, he's .....wth is his real name btw

Ali Baba said...

Brilliantly written article!! Bravo!

Abdullah said...

Raja Petra "Toyo Buddy" Kamaruddin is now a mate of Najib Bin Rosmah, which means his bank account now running to the tunes of 8 to 9 figures.

I have since months ago stopped, absolutely stopped, visiting his website. I urge all Malaysians to please do the same. We do not need to read anything posted on there anyway.

Who knows, they are all Najib's propaganda pieces anyway.

kekeke said...

.... this is a great peace of writing for aunty RPK ... seems like u know him well ...hahaha!

martin said...

You are right on mate. I believe rpk been paid to handle selangor back to dumno.

He is always attacking dsai and pkr with all kinds of mumbo jumbo which caters only for immatured readers.

More like enid blytons stories his writing lately are.

Maybe he has made a deal with his cousin to handle selangor to corrupted to the core dumno.

He is not going to make it happen. People are no more stupid to listen to his crap.

Everyone has got a mind and they can decide

dontplaybaksaid said...

Hello dontplaypuks, you don't play puks but you can play my backside!

Dumb ass!!

What is your real name huh?

Shame to expose your real name your father gave you ah?

RPK got all the scanned documents to show.

What have you got??

Just your fucking comment on what people have posted only.

Shame on you lah!!

mano said...

Bravo, donplaypuks , your expose will definitely serve rpk right.

To those who are anti donplaypuks, ask rpk to produce evidence of corruptions which are what the rakyat is most concern now.

If not you are all assholes for believing what rpk is exposing.The country is going for a bankruptcy.

Singha said...

The statement is not from RPK, it is from Soh, he must have tried to get some contracts in Selangor and Penang but did not succeed, so he comes up with a story and feeds it to RPK. Of course the story teller is smart, he sprinkled some truth to give his fairy tale credibility.

I agree with the writer, if DSAI has billions, why he will need SOH, that is the line that gave away the whole story about SOH financing PKR.

Please guys, focus on the bigger picture.. be genuine to bring change and reform, don't spoil the change agenda and be easily affected by noise created by some little mice.

Dpp said...

Singha

We only have RPK's statement about whar John Soh might have said?

And that's where the problem is - too much hearsay.

don play play said...

Donplaypuks® is just a name!

A "bad" BN MP is just as bad as a "bad" PR MP!

We're all Malaysians! Except UMNO people!

They are Malayans first who together with Sabahans and Sarawakians form Malaysia.

Sarawak has area as big as Malaya. Your tax money could be useful for roads, schools and hospitals and clinics. There's room for everyone. If you feel like being naked, go and run into jungle, live a few days there and come back when you're good and ready. No need to migrate elsewhere.

But first - change the lousy BN gommen! :)

can't stand these idiots said...

dear pondan, your stpid mouth shows your ignorance. if you are a blogger woth anything you will know who dpp is ..BODOH

Say me said...

Singha,

We don't know and without facts its baseless.

Just supposing, wouldn't AI have asked somebody to be proxy instead of Soh? Then he can deny he has money except what he earns. Or that somebody rich enough but know and love Malaysia could come up with the dough. Real genuine rich toads need protection like you and me, too!

So it could well be just a spin! Some people might be glad it was just! The biggest Malaysian spin is Proton! And look what's it done ...!

Public opinion, sorry to say, can be quite vain, especially Malaysian ones, though there are genuine ones, too!

Anonymous said...

Interesting! Well articulated !!!

days and wasted nights... said...

I am glad finally there is someone willing and able to rebuke RPK in his face!

RPK, over to you, what have you got to say now?

Don't worry, I won't be holding my breath till my face turns blue! LOL!

goat said...

He is neither Malay or Orang Putih so his brains are all messed up.

I feel sorry for all those kind soles who held candle light vigile at PJ and else where for this A...H.... and got the brunt of the police brutality.

Rosetta said...

Bravo bravo brilliant donplaypuk (DPK), more please!

Ayub said...

RPK is history to me

Ayub said...

Sorry should read Aunty RPK is history to me

loong said...

wives' predicaments"?????

dinobeano@yahoo.com said...

Interesting piece, don. Both RPK and Haris Ibrahim, they are not politicians, trying to be one.

Lie Detector said...

DPK - way to go ! You are the MAN !!!

MAPSSCOM said...

ITS LIKE IN A BAR.U HEAR STORIES.THEN,A FEW PROSTITUTES COMES BY.SOME FALL FOR IT WHILE OTHERS TOOK ANOTHER ROUND.STILL,U CAN SMELL GANJA EVERYWHERE.THERE R NO MORALS IN THE BLOGGERSPHERE.ONLY DRINKS,HOOKERS N GANJA.LIKE IN ALL BARS.

cibai said...

rpk is a low life creature

kpr said...

Forget about this goon known as RPK. He is famous for saying things like, 'I was reliably informed...' just like in Rosemajids case he says , 'I don't believe Rosmah was at the scene". If that's the case, ask this asshole, why did he make the affidavit min the first place.

But, this goon is VERY SMART,he always turns/spins by saying, 'I didn't say, I was just quoting what that guy told me". He is a good spinner.

May Allah open his eyes because money is not everything. Spinning lies and telling fairy tale stories are his specialty. Hopefully Harris stays clear from him.

If any whistle blower wants to go to him, I would advice them to stay away from this goon. You are risking your lives.

What does RPK stand for? said...

RPK = RajaPuKi

Wong Fei Hoong said...

I alway have the impression that RPK is the mother of all betrayal!.......From day one I've not given a darn to his blog.....if he really got balls and claims to be so brave he should not be hidding here and there......

Anonymous said...

ALL YOU IDIOTS ARE BLIND LAH !!
PEOPLE TRY TO TELL YOU THERE IS A ROTTEN APPLE IN YOUR BASKET OF APPLE AND YOU ARE OFFENDED AND DEFENDING YOUR SELF BY SAYING YOUR BASKET OF APPLE YOU HAVE BOUGHT IS THE BEST QUALITY !!
WHEN PEOPLE CONDEMN SOMEONE ELSE'S BASKET OF APPLE YOU SAY HE HAS DONE A GOOD JOB !1
PODAH !! KAU SEMUA TAK PAKAI OTAK PUNYA

tun speak the truth said...

Who is RPK? Almost everybody thinks he's a hero, but time has proven he is Malaysia's greatest conman. He loves to be dramatic but no substance at all. What he said are lies or half truths. He thinks he is the greatest of all. Whatever he said is gold. But in fact like what the moronic katak emas had said: Shit! Shit! Sh

Uncle RPK said...

Dear Puks. I see you didn't take your medicine today. You must remember to take them, the blue pill and the red pill. Remember, don't mix them with the herbal root thingy. Then you will be all right.

Uncle RPK said...

Dear Aunty RPK, don't forget to take your medications today!

alamak said...

aaah, well said. on the whole.

but...that bit about gandhi vs mao?? c'mon...mao's people loved him n still does. and now, he's even making $$$$ for his people from his grave. all those little red book n mao posters n sayings n blue suits onsale. ....
huhuhuhuuu... i say no contest. maybe gandhi vs stalin or hitler or mamakuty...

besides, i think people pay too much attention to royal blood anyway. they forgot that most of them are almost inbred and of poor genetic material. oh, in case it slipped your mind, mao wiped out the feudal system too. maybe u should try seeing him in a different light ;)

99% cow brain,1% human brain for stealing. said...

RPK=Raja Putra Keliling-alam.

999 said...

sebiji padan muka RPK.. hero to zero!

Chin Lee said...

RPK - The Bible, The Koran, and Buddhism teaches us 'DO TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO TO YOU". You are at the twilight of your life and try to do no harm to others who are not harming you. You have to remember who helped you when you ran away and dared not face the consequences of your actions in Malaysia. Now you back stabed them. You are worst than Ibraham Ali. You are a coward and dared not faced the music.

Sometimes I get embarrassed by my responses to you because I was raised to be tolerant to people. I am not always correct. I don't pretend to be a KNOW IT ALL and I am not blinded by any political parties hence. I try to keep an open mind but sometime I have to admit it is hard. It is all the hate that I read.

DONTPLAYBAKSAID said...

Aiyah, BOTAK Whiteman, stay in London n get assistance from Imeldarosemaripuks to carry on. Plenty of money lah. Just call me n we will TT the money into your account. But U must write some good stories abt Anwar lah. Well make it as dirty as possible just like the smell in my underwear. Oh shit, wat kinda smell is tat? It's a present from Imeldarosmaripukimak.

Oh such sweet smell. Just like my roses. When we smell it our lanvheou also wake up becoz it is very powerful, U know! If U throw tat into the Straits of Melaka, all the fishes will die, including those in the Indian, Atlantic, Pacific oceans. All fishes will die. None will survive. Oh so powerful. The oceans will turn red n no fish.

suara rakyat said...

Yeah.. I guess by you saying he's in manchester.. london.. son in jail.. you know everything right??? But why cant you or anybody from PKR.. give us the rakyat a straight answer on who John Soh is and why he openly declared support for PKR in 2007 and in 1999 supported the 'course'.

Ohhhh... wait.. tell me why the 30 mps din't jump ship? where is tian chua getting funding for this website.. or FMT for that matter.. ahhhhh!!! I see... birds of a feather must be focking together.. common.. la rakyat mau tau la brother.. kita sudah pandai cam siapa tai chi already.. ask tian chua contend in batu la brother.. boleh menang ka??

king edward said...

This RPK is a useless mother fucking pondan. He wants to be a hero of the people and wants people to think he is on the people's side but at the same time he is willing to sell his soul to Mahathiu for pennis.

This idiot is insane and should be hanged in public at Wembley Station b4 the FA Premier League final.

anonm said...

You bloggers are fucktwits. Rpk hero before and now a running dog according to you idiots. He should be allowed to have his opinions, just like you dumb kidos. Get a life man.

Tang Loon Kong said...

Asians prefer . . . "DON'T DO UPON OTHERS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT OTHERS DO UPON YOU". - This has more humility because it speaks from a position of weakness.

"DO UPON OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT OTHERS DO UPON YOU" is faulty because it speaks from a position of strength.

taichisigh said...

this shit kojak is Batard BN agent. this fellow cannot be trusted.

Ah pek said...

Donplaypuks u can insult as much as you like about RPK. To me he is a gone case. But don't use the word "tai chi" in vain and insult tai chi exponents! I have been practicing tai chi daily since 1964 and I do shop for monster breakfast..

Ah Pek said...

Donplaypucks, what I want to say is after tai chi training I don't go for monster breakfast. May be you do

Traitors deserved to be outcast ................. said...

Even if PK wins the election, don't ever come back. You know your safety is not guaranteed. Your kojak head will end up like a watermelon fruit double the size of your present head, you dick head.

You are a good writer, equally a better spinner. So, eventually, you are exposed with a great cost at the expense of your once admired readers, the Malaysians. This is history.

So what you subsequently written good or bad about UMNO, BN, the Malaysian Government or PKR for that matter, no body will give fucking care.

Good riddance to all traitors.

MichaelNG said...

I used to adore & admired him, wear the "Free RPK" t-shirts ( I have 3! ) but all have gone down the drain . I have awoken up and realized what a great spinner he expects us all to conform & just believe his spin writings. My friends are all laughing at me because of of my great endless praises for him in the past !

al-rustami said...

Well, looks like pete need the money so badly that he's willing to sell himself for cash from porky fat mama and najis in exchanges for writing unproven theory....

Wheckbn said...

I'm reliably informed that Raja Putar Kamaruddin has lost all credibility!

Aniktnf said...

We may not like RPK or his actions but please fight do not fight among ourselves. If we continue fighting, BN will be the winner.

It is better if we can just prove him wrong rather than picking a fight with him. It will create a viscious circle and like the proverbial ill wind, will not blow us any good. Otherwise, just ignore his comments like what BN is doing to him.

By now we should know about his weird character. Khairy threw a stone at him, he threw back at least eight. Just ignore him and molehills would not turn into mountains. Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye will make the kingdom blind". Take heed.

Madworld said...

Aiyah, diss Aunty RPOKAI putari muruku desperately want to be a Winnable Candidate la...as mentioned by umno AjibGor, such selected candidate can easili win one, just by throwing money here and there like sweets to the naive kids la...dat it...next GE13 diss Aunty RPOKAI will be called YB la...dat it...hehehe

John hardick said...

Sure as hell, RPK will response. I want to read what he will say.

Madworld said...

/contd...correction, should nicely say as such...next GE13 diss Aunty RPOKAI will be called YB Putari Muruku la...heheheh.

CHK Cheng said...

donplaypuks... show proof to what you send or continue talking in the mamak corner outside your condo.

Singha said...

I am surprised that all of you are missing the point, you cannot understand what RPK is saying or inferring. His intention is to bring reform, he wants to ensure our next government is not BN. However BN will remain if the rakyat decides on the DSAI factor.BN only has make PKR or PAS or DAP look bad.

If the rakyat is convinced that we need to kick out BN, that will do it

LA said...

This RPK is like office politics - I tell you a secret but do not tell people I tell you. Reliable source - be careful, he at times reveal the source when he like it. You give me info, he use it and you are at his mercy. I stop believing him when he said Deepark is Rosmah toyboy. No offence, I think Rosmah has better taste.

BPO said...

RPK is a loose cannon. He uses REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY in his articles, creating mistrust among friends.

Can he be trusted? .................... when forced into a corner, he publicly names his reliable sources. The Chinese says no "yee hei".

Is he the smartest? .................... he thinks he is, but when rebutted or criticised ................ his superadmin will reply “Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do .......…”.

Is he still popular? .................. his own statistics show a decline in readership.

His favourite words ......................."Bodoh punya orang".

Beware of the Repulsive Poisonous Krait said...

dear singha, which darkest hole did you just creep out from? Are you that naive and gullible to still fall for rpk's spins?

Patriot My said...

donplaypuks, the second last man standing to keep the London monkey off our backs with YL Chong. We need you guys. Thanks for caging this London man, putting him in his box. .

Friday, 24 February 2012 12:26 posted by Lord Jim
If it is Manchester RPK is hiding,...on & on & on & on.
The fuk mad dog with his itchy wagging red penis is pooing again, contaminating MC?

Who the fuk want to read your mad dog fuk pieces? then you reward them with your fuk hypocrisy, in yoru own words : fuk Malaysia - that fuling the very readers of your comments, if there are still lunatic to do so.

We dont want no mad dogs with swollen red penis, crying "woof woof", looking for holes to poke.
Fuk off

BN Out said...

Really well-written. A piece of art.

walla said...

Thanks for recentralizing the whole nutcase matter of this country, DPP.

Good health to you for you are doing great for all.

Dpp said...

Hi Walla

Please let us have the benefit of your wise comments more often here.

Thanks.

Dpp