by the marx brothers, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for laughter, the best medicine
1. Mahathir and Najib – C4 yourself.
2. Batman and Batwoman – blinded by love.
3. Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield, King of the Dwarfs – short.
4. Black Beauty and Black Stallion - stable.
5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - a curious case of null and voight.
6. Brando and Diane Keaton - shaky, he made her an offer, she sent him a dead fish.
7. De Niro and Diane Keaton - not talking (you talking to me?).
8. Cindrella and Prince Charming - glassy.
9. Dumbo and Jumbo - trunkated.
10. Edward Scissorshands and Betsy Ross – cut to pieces.
11. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart - moved to temple of doom, Indiana, couldn’t keep up with the jones’, relationship going in arks.
12. Hugh Jackman and Famke Janssen - starring in X-rated movies.
13. Jessica Rabbit and Bugs Bunny - virtually over.
14. JFK and Marilyn Monroe – like being hit by a magic bullet.
15. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock - both high on speed.
16. Keanu Reeves and Trinity - planning a threesome with Agent Smith.
17. Mickey and Minney - who gives a rat’s arse?
18. Obama and Osama – laden with deep sea fears.
19. Pocahontas and John Smith - gone native.
20. Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote - Beep! Beep! (censored)
21. Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow - ironic.
22. Schwarzenegger and Brigette Nielsen – terminated, they will not be back, hasta la vista, baby!
23. Sean Connery and Kissy Suzuki - bonding.
24. Sleeping Beauty and the Prince - yawn!
25. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - exhausted.
26. Spiderman and Dr. Octopus – everywhichway tangled up in a web of deceit.
27. Spiderman and the Human Lizard – sticky.
28. Squirrels Chip & Dale and Donald Duck - tough nut to quack.
29. The lady and the tramp - in the dog house.
30. Tom and Jerry - still indulging in cat and mouse games.
Donplaypuks® with relationships, man!
When financially and totally inept prime ministers who borrow RM46 billion with paid up capital of RM1 million, and who list companies which end up trading at 50% below IPO prices, and other senile, racist ex-prime ministers who are not interested in real justice but only how to save their skin and keep their criminally liable political parties in power, all don't know when to quit, Malaysian politics becomes predictable, and often, boring. So, it's time to take a short break and laught it all off.
Here it goes, laughter, the best medicine:
1. Mahathir and Najib – C4 yourself.
2. Batman and Batwoman – blinded by love.
3. Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield, King of the Dwarfs – short.
4. Black Beauty and Black Stallion - stable.
5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - a curious case of null and voight.
6. Brando and Diane Keaton - shaky, he made her an offer, she sent him a dead fish.
7. De Niro and Diane Keaton - not talking (you talking to me?).
8. Cindrella and Prince Charming - glassy.
9. Dumbo and Jumbo - trunkated.
10. Edward Scissorshands and Betsy Ross – cut to pieces.
11. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart - moved to temple of doom, Indiana, couldn’t keep up with the jones’, relationship going in arks.
12. Hugh Jackman and Famke Janssen - starring in X-rated movies.
13. Jessica Rabbit and Bugs Bunny - virtually over.
14. JFK and Marilyn Monroe – like being hit by a magic bullet.
15. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock - both high on speed.
16. Keanu Reeves and Trinity - planning a threesome with Agent Smith.
17. Mickey and Minney - who gives a rat’s arse?
18. Obama and Osama – laden with deep sea fears.
19. Pocahontas and John Smith - gone native.
20. Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote - Beep! Beep! (censored)
21. Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow - ironic.
22. Schwarzenegger and Brigette Nielsen – terminated, they will not be back, hasta la vista, baby!
23. Sean Connery and Kissy Suzuki - bonding.
24. Sleeping Beauty and the Prince - yawn!
25. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - exhausted.
26. Spiderman and Dr. Octopus – everywhichway tangled up in a web of deceit.
27. Spiderman and the Human Lizard – sticky.
28. Squirrels Chip & Dale and Donald Duck - tough nut to quack.
29. The lady and the tramp - in the dog house.
30. Tom and Jerry - still indulging in cat and mouse games.
Donplaypuks® with relationships, man!
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