Nookie Noodles II

by ee min wan tan hokkien mee, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for Nookie Noodles® affairs  

                                            Nookie Noodles®

With soaring food, sugar and petrol prices superbly (not) controlled by the Bumno/Dumbno mumbo jumbo coalition 1m (not Israel) Government, many are being forced to a regulard diet of instant noodles, whereeas before it was just a filler in between normal meals.

Nevertheless Nookie Noodles® or Nookie Noodles® manufactured by Mamaggi Corporation of 1 Malaysia (not Israel) has made the situation more bearable by combining price savers with an injection of humour to keep our spirits up even as the Federal Treasury and our home kitties go broke and Buntutsan MSM and Mangy Cur Bloggers go for broke with their daily diet of extremism, racism and religious bigotry.

Here are pictures from Mamaggi's corporate brochures for their latest range of  Nookie Noodles® or Nookie Noodles®.  CLICK HERE to check out their highly successful earlier launch in 2008.

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donplaypuks® with politics, race & religion, man. it will explode in your face!

MALAYSIAN POLITICIANS - THE BABY YEARS (PART 1)!

by jean piaget, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for infant and child psychology affairs
  
A leopard never changes its spots,  there's no smoke without fire and the child is the father of the man!

So, is it likely that our August politicians were different during their googoo gaga days? Truth will out!

Donplaypuks® went into deep undercover, bribed (CJ, Karpal and MACC, please don charge me) mothers and nannies to reveal their secret photo albums and hacked into Facebook to unearth those impromptu and clandestine snaps that escaped the CIA, RPK, DATUK TRIO and even UMMI HAFILDA!!??

Now, here we have it. A penetrating expose that tells it all like it really is. Take time off from your Omega wristwatch. Read, observe and absorb.

donplaypuks® with babies, man. handle them with care or they may sith on you!!

YES PRIME MINISTER, LET'S REALLY SEND ALTANTUYA'S MURDERERS TO HELL, SHALL WE?

or 'One of us? No, not possible! Impossible! Or is it possible?' 
by donplaypuks® at http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com
 

YES PRIME MINISTER- ONE OF US PART 1 - 3

These are the INDISPUTABLE facts as we know them. So let's stick to them, i.e. the FACTS.

1. Sometime after 2000 when Najib Tun Razak (now Prime Minister) was re-appointed Defence Minister, the Malaysian Government/Ministry of Defence awarded a contract for the purchase of 2 Scorpene Class Submarines to French DCNS naval shipbuilders, through Armaris in partnership with Navantia of Spain, both state owned companies.

2. The cost of the contract which has now been fulfilled, is estimated at RM6.7 billion (exchange rate 1 Euro=RM5) as follows:

• Submarines-Euro 969,000,000                                               =RM4,845,000,000
• Missiles etc-Euro 257,000,000                                               =RM1,270.000,000
• Co-ordination & Support Service Fees Euro114,000,000  =RM   570,000,000 

3. The co-ordination and support service fees were paid to Perimekar S/B, a Malaysian company originally owned and controlled by Razak Baginda and his wife, magistrate Mazalinda through Ombak Laut S/B which was subsequently divested to Boustead Holdings Bhd Plc (BHB). Baginda was head of a Government sponsored think-tank and a close advisor and friend of Najib. The Government, MINDEF, Navy and a Public Accounts Committee inquiry have satisfied themselves that all proper Government procurement rules, regulations and procedures were adhered to in the award of the contract to Baginda and that it was NOT a Commission.

4. Perimekar was only incorporated in 2001 shortly before the submarine contract was finalised.

5. It is now claimed by some parties that the fees were paid to Perimekar by the Malaysian Government and not by DCNS.

6. The cost of the submarines does not include an annual maintenance contract of RM50 million for 10 years recently awarded to BousteadDCNS, a subsidiary of BHB OR a 20-year escape, search and rescue contract estimated at RM100 million per year i.e. RM 2 billion over 20 years!

7. Allegations about Perimekar and Boustead's qualification and ability to undertake and perform these massive contracts have been questioned as a sham arrangement by Joseph Breham from a team of French lawyers, as well as by French MP’s and politicians who have filed an inquiry with French courts over charges that DCNS indulged in bribery and paid out huge (illegal) kickbacks routinely in such submarine construction and sales contracts. CLICK HERE . DCNS has been fined hundreds of millions of dollars for such irregularities in Taiwan, Pakistan and USA.

8. In 2006 the remains of a Mongolian national, ex-model and translator, Altantuya Shaarribuu, were found in a forest in Shah Alam, Selangor. She had apparently been shot through the head and her body blown up with plastic C4 explosives.

9. Following police investigations, Razak Baginda and two others, Chief Inspector Azilah Hadri, 30, and Corporal Sirul Azahar Umar,35, from the Unit Tindakan Khas or Malaysian Special Action Force Counter Terrorism Unit, were charged with Altantuya's murder. Azilah and Sirul had both been assigned to PM Najib's (deputy PM at the time of the murder) office as his bodyguards.

10. Testimony in court revealed that Altantuya had accompanied Baginda on several trips to France, had an affair with him and arrived in KL demanding US$500,000 from Baginda or threatened to tell all. Baginda was harassed at his home and office by Altantuya and her sisters.

11. Aide-De-Camp to PM Najib, Musa Safri was apparently the officer who had called the three cops who carted Altantuya away in their squad car from outside Razak Baginda’s home.

10. Spotted also outside the gates of Baginda’s house in his car shortly before Altantuya left in the company of Azilah, Sirul and Lance Corporal Rohaniza (Sirul’s lover) was Nasir Safar, a long-time special aide to Najib Razak who in 2010 was forced to resign his post (although to his credit he issued an apology) after making a racist speech about Indians coming to Malaysia as beggars and the Chinese, especially the women, coming here to sell their bodies.

12.  At the trial which stretched from June 2007 to April 2009, the following were determined:

• Azilah testified that it was Musa Safri who asked him to contact Baginda to help him out with a “problem.”

• Sirul’s confession that he and Azilah were offered RM100,000 to “take care” of Altantuya and other revelations were not allowed to be admitted into evidence by the presiding judge. Neither Azilah nor Azilah testified as to who made the offer to them.

•  Azilah and Sirul maintained till the end they did not kill Altantuya.

• Altantuya’s sister had testified that records of their visit to Malaysia had been erased by Malaysian Immigration and she had seen a photograph of PM Najib, Razak, Altantuya and others having lunch in Paris. PM Najib subsequently took an Islamic oath that he had never met Altantuya personally.

• Razak Baginda, whose lawyer read out an opening statement in which Baginda admitted to the affair with Altantuya, claimed he did not order Altantuya’s murder or have anything to do with it. During a break in the hearing, Baginda had gone berserk shouting ‘Die Pak Lah (M’sian PM up to April 2009) fuelling speculation that some sort of deal was being worked out behind the scenes.

• Baginda was found innocent and acquitted of all charges without his defence being called.

•  Azilah and Sirul were found guilty of murder and sentenced to death by hanging. The matter is still pending finality as their appeals against conviction have not been heard.

13. Subsequently, an ex-cop and  private investigator, PI Bala, engaged earlier by Baginda to assist and protect him from the blackmailing Altantuya tendered a Statutory Declaration at a press conference claiming, among other matters, that Baginda had told him PM Najib had introduced Altantuya to him and that Musa Safri was fully implicated in Altantuya’s disappearance. Following a visit to the Brickfields Police Station that same evening Bala completely withdrew his first SD the next morning by the device of a second SD denying all earlier allegations. Shortly afterwards, he then fled to India with his family amid swirling rumours he had been paid $5 million to retract his incendiary original SD after negotiations with parties (friends) purportedly linked to PM Najib’s wife and one of Najib’s brothers acting as intermediaries.

14. Then Bala followed up from somewhere overseas with a third SD and information claiming he had only been paid some RM800,000, been cheated of the rest and that his first SD was the true one which he had been coerced into withdrawing under duress!

15. Next, a weeks ago, “Pete” Raja Petra Kamaruddin, who set the nation on fire with his original 2008 posting at http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/6604/84/  “Let’s Send The Altantuya Murderers To Hell” cleared up the misunderstanding that he had accused PM Najib and his wife of direct complicity in Altantuya’s killing in an interview with TV3. Clearly his SD opens with “I have reliably been informed...” which means it was based on hearsay from third parties. But the MSM, many bloggers, web surfers and even the police read what they wanted to read. Pete who was forced into exile in 2009 is now being vilified for his naivete in granting the interview which TV3 chose to air a day before elections in Sarawak and accused of “selling out” to the UMNO/BN Government led by PM Najib.

That’s it in a nutshell!

So, here are some questions that have been plaguing not just me, but I dare say, millions, and not just Malaysians alone:

1.   Why were and still appear to be so, the police and AG not keen on finding out who gave the orders to kill Altantuya and establish clearly the motive(s) for her murder?

2.   Why didn’t the AG appeal the acquittal of Razak Baginda as is the usual case with such prosecutions? The judge may have presumed that there was no case for Baginda to answer, but what does the AG say about the well put question “you mean two cops woke up one fine morning and decided to off a previously unknown to them Mongolian lady with C4 explosives, just like that?” Surely, the bizarre matter of the body being blown up with C4 explosives suggests some dark, hidden motive for the killers?

3.   What was Razak Baginda’s experience and track record in defence and submarine procurement and maintenance that he should have been awarded a RM 570 million “co-ordination and support service fee”? Was it by open tender?

4.   What were the scope of these “services” and when and how were the “services” performed and fulfilled?

5.   Why was the payment of RM 570 million made IN FULL BEFORE the two Scorpene Submarines were delivered in recent years?

6.   In the wake of massive evidence that DCNS has been involved in bribery and huge kickbacks in sham deals, why hasn’t our MACC and police advanced with swift investigations in Malaysia?

7.   Why has the impression been given to Malaysian citizens that at the trial, the DPP AND the defence worked in concert to avoid any mention of any link between Altantuya and PM Najib? It’s just a perception, but it’s surely there!

8.   What was Razak Baginda’s outburst and threat against ex-PM Abdullah Badawi all about?

9.   Who normally has access to C4 explosives in Malaysia?

10. Have any investigations been undertaken to verify if immigration records were indeed erased, and if so, what is the outcome, please? If it is true, who ordered it and with what intention?

11.  Who “advised” PI Bala into withdrawing his first SD at Brickfields Police Station?

12.  What were the involvement of Musa Safri, who was never called as a witness in the trial, and Nasir Safar in the events leading to Altantuya being spirited away from outside Razak Baginda’s home?

13.  A couple of blogs have published purported transcripts of handphone conversations between PM Najib and Razak Baginda's lawyer. Aren’t the police interested in investigating this matter?

I ask these questions not as a kind of cyber Taliban hell bent on tarnishing the good name of our Government and its leaders, but that the resolution of wicked, wanton premeditated murder cannot and must not be mired in continual perception of a MASSIVE COVER UP and that someone got away with bloody murder!

We are tired, no exhausted, by the breathtaking scale of fraud, thievery, embezzlement and looting for which accountability and equally important, prosecution and recovery seem to be nil. More cover ups seem to be in in progress with $12 billion free trade zone ponzi schemes and suspect awards of multi-billion dollar defence contracts for jet planes, helicopters, armoured-wheeled patrol tanks, offshore patrol boats and ships and the like as well other Government and GLC linked procurement involving buses, trains, aircrafts and contracts for construction of bridges and buildings and directly negotiated property development projects involving Government land.

We are puzzled by vague $10 billion property development projects and $36 billion MRT projects ballooning to a hastily revised $50 billion within a month being sold to us though we are talking about confetti and cornflakes. Broken and bust public listed companies linked to provision of  “free lunch” services all sound like the same spindoctor driven bulldozing techniques of authoritarian regimes elsewhere. We are aghast at radiation spewing rare earth projects finding their way to our shores while rejected without a moment’s hesitation by the home country of its proponents, Australia!!

So, increasingly, instead of consulting and consensus we see pretence and spindoctoring. Thus "We are the market leader in Malaysia in Identity verification with over 170 organisation..." Wow, really? Why then has this Plc accumulated losses of nearly $17 million from mainly servicing Government departments and been placed on its de-listing roll call by the KLSE? Invested in R&D without first working out marketing strategies and projecting sales revenues on a reasonable basis first? Is this how Plc's in Malaysia normally work? More spin? In reality, unless the EPF and Government Departments are not strong-armed, they have no reason whatsoever to channel this monopolistic business to a financially and management-wise suspect outsourcing outfits or need to when their own IT Departments can provide the same service if needs be, maintain strict confidentiality and security, and still save oodles of internal overhead costs even more, do they? It sure as hell looks like, smells like and feels like a Government bailout, possibly with elements of nepotism and cronyism thrown in. Three other large shareholders in this Plc are CIMB through Commerce Tech Ventures Bhd (15.45%), Maybank through Mayban Venture Capital Company S/B (9.52%) and Heitech Padu S/B (5.86% of which 23.77% is owned by PNB). Of course, the Drivers will deny it. But why then was a Government Department involved in calling for and assessing tenders if it was "a wholly private sector initiative"?

So, yes PM Najib, shall we call for another Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) to resolve once and for all the ALTANTUYA DEBACLE? Even here we have severe doubts. The findings and recommendations of two successive RCI’s in 2008/09, the Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC) and The Lingam Tapes Inquiry, have not been acted by your Administration which surely  places our King in an embarrassing position. The impression given is that they will NEVER be acted upon by your  Administration So, how dare we hope the establishment will take the bull by the horns over Altantuya?

If parenthood is all about being proper role models to our children and leaving behind a sound and lasting legacy, then Governing a nation is about securing agreement for moving forward through consensus. Oh yes, LKY and Dr.Mahathir do not much believe in genuine consultation and consensus because they feel the mass of their people don't have the intelligence to deserve to be consulted and that, anyway, they are all Communists hell bent on destroying progress.

But most like me in Malaysia are not. We are not Communists, racists or religious bigots hell bent on destroying anything other than ignorance, racism, religious bigotry, forced social polarization and the development of a totalitarian state.

So, yes PM Najib, are you game for genuine reforms and justice or will it continue with one set of rules for others and another set for “ONE OF US"?

donplaypuks® at http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com 

OLD WHINE IN NEW BOTTLE AGAIN? NOT IN THREES DAMMIT!

by don perignon, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for oenophile, paedophile and videodefiled affairs

With summer approaching and rapturous (nu)clear skies in the offing (from the land of the setting sun), we are simply thrilled and overjoyed to preview this year's contentious collection of old whines in new bottle, all DNA (Datuk Najis Altantuya) C4 tested as the nation gathers for an unparalleled tasting and gorging frenzy in a spring and summer of probable massive discontent.

(Click on pic for enlarged view)

SEX WINE AND CHOCOLATE TRIO WHINE 2011

If Chateau Mouton Rothschild is the Alpha of the finest wines, then this improbable but exquisite Sex Wine And Chocolate Trio Whine motley collection must surely be the Omega of it all. 

 Prepared, and the full process has been captured and documented in B&W CCTV video for the love of the cuntry, it is a carefully blended and concocted mixture of Texan Dallas Midnight Cowboys physiotherapy oils refined in the fabled horse stables of Langkawi Island, statutory 15-year old extra virgin olive oil and kumquats ripened in Melaka AND 30% (but 67% would be nicer even if it over-sweetens the product) Native Rights Treasury Whine.

A favorite among politicians on either side of the divide, it's mischievous secret lies in the 17 minutes editing (oops) oh, so careful synthesizing process, possibly extended to 22 minutes, for best results. Private tasting sessions can be arranged for 20 million crooked bridge dollars, especially for super patriots, on special request in any local hotel or Bangkok brothel, served one shot or two or both by social pass holding China Dolls of Pan Asian looks OR in a small hut in a village in Melaka and even in a horse stable in Langkawi. 

As yet an unproven world beater, yet certified brilliantly authentic with indecent haste by I Raja Polis Tak Minum, the uniqueness and enigma of this wicked and wanton whine lies in that this brainchild decocktion conspiratorial masterpiece, unlike other whines, will have to prove its innocence first against accusations of fakery, even as vociferous demands are being made by pro-BUMNO bloggers for authentication by a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) that C4 murder and $ billion (in some instances $12 billion) corruption cases are lesser crimes than peccadillo whine!

INTERKOQ 1971 HOUSE OF BTN WHINE

Forcefully distilled from musty and dusty sour bankrupt and forgotten grapes buried for 40 years in the super dry black burnt out and scorched earthy soil at the senile Halls of Academia McNuts, nurtured and immatured by obscure poet laureates whose equally obscure pedantic works few had heard of before, this old whine in new bottle has surfaced in a chained set of yet again three bottles under the brainwashing, brain numbing and brain sapping Government sponsored House of BTN label, in boring brown, yeasty yellow and belching black which contradiction is evident from the pictures.

Acrid and incendiary by nature, it explodes on papillae and palate as many gather for riotous conspicuous consumption. It is ideal for after literature lectures and discourse seminars where instead of the usual  boring 'TALK KOK' with cheese and crackers small talk parties, everyone can stay at home now and  TALK INTERKOQ!

*1   $38 million a set for F5 SPM students. Contact miseduminmopeydopeydin@gov.con. or brainwash@rosemajib.perkosong.gov.con.btn

*2   Special 7% discount for "qualified pariahs" and "chinaman" selling daughters into slavery and prostitution

1 B&B BS WHINE 

A wine strictly forbidden by the official religion of the secular federation despite the fact that alcohol has never caused a war or that you have to wait 2,000 years for a second wine. Nevertheless this vile bile is sold in copious quantities to no one who really seriously consumes them though marketed feverishly by apanama selectively forgetful old senile codgers and born again chauvinist frogs who have come to their sell by date and have nowhere else to go.

Concocted from decaying dry shrivelled up raisins farmed by 3 million illegal immigrants paid less than US$1 a day at the $65 million renovated palatial prime ministerial vineyards of the Rosemajibs on the 4th and 5th floors of Carelesssexvideocosa and Putranjaya, this delectable whine has proven to be a world class success if Key Performance Indices (KPI) are to be believed in surecandoland where internationally accepted benchmarks are always achieved 103% by frequently adjusting (i.e. lowering) targets. By any reckoning then, this whine is a global resounding suckcess even as the treasury goes broke!

 As you swirl this rancid red swill round your tongue, your senses will be viciously coshed, assaulted and assailed 'in the blink of an eye' by the superb spindoctoring extra dry bouquets of Messers $100 million 1apco and $8.2 million 1mckinsey as briefed by decepticons from the Roti Jala School of $3 Trillion Transformers who all graduated summa cum laude from the Bernie Madhoff School of Honest Ponzi Schemers.

DO DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EVEN AS WE GO BROKE. WOULD YOU RATHER CRY OVER SPILT MILK? Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we go on enforced diet as ron97 petrol goes up by 20 cents to $2.70 which the sleeping pm enforced two years ago and was condemned then by the same Buntutsan & UMNO/BN as an evil decree by satan! Now, they are so quiet??!!

donplaypuks® and whine, man!

ps

here are some  quotable quotes on alcohol consumption:

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin.

"Drink and Drive. We need the business." - Tow Truck Sign. "The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully." - Russian Proverb. "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa. "'T’was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it." W.C. Fields. "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning." - Winston Churchill, replying to Bessie Braddock who told him he was drunk

THREE TIMES IS ENEMY ACTION, MR.MACC!

by ian flaming bond, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for goldfingerpointing affairs

Auric Goldfinger to 007 Licensed To Kill Superspy James Bond in Ian Fleming's 'Goldfinger': 

"We have a saying in Chicago, Mr. Bond. Once is HAPPENSTANCE. Twice, COINCIDENCE. And THREE times Mr.Bond, THREE times? Then it's ENEMY ACTION!"

First Teoh Boon Hock and now, Ahmad Sarbani Mahamed. Are we looking at preludes to more "sudden suicide" cases and ENEMY ACTION waiting to happen?

What about the unexplained deaths elsewhere of Francis Udayappan, A.Kugan, Aminul Rasyid, R.Gunasegaran and subsequent assault on witness Selvach, persecution of lawyer Rosli Dahlan and others?

The full facts have not emerged yet.

But I tell you that it is in the nature of evil that it cannot conceal itself for long or be silent as it must work it's way towards it's self-destructive ends. We are fast approaching the point where something's got to give as the tipping point is reached and a corrupt, rogue system and officers must be extirpated and brought to book once and for all.

And what we are witnessing across the length and breadth of our nation, endemic unexplained custody deaths, are symptomatic, yes they are symptomatic of years of decline and lowering of standards and poor, poor recruitment and training regimes. That's what happens when we pay lip service to "internal inquiries", transparency and public accountability and overworn cliches which mean nothing when it's your next of kin who just bit the dust! 

That's precisely the rot that sets in when the Government ignores the recommendations of Royal Commissions of Inquiry and thereby insults the King and Constitution.


We must not tolerate this outrageous state of affairs one second longer!

IT IS SUCCESSIVE UMNO/BN GOVERNMENTS THAT ARE CLEARLY CULPABLE FOR THIS SAD, SAD VISIBLE, PALPABLE, STARK DETERIORATION IN THE MODUS OPERANDI OF OUR INVESTIGATIVE AND ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES.

The rot set in when in 1987 a Home and Prime Minister had, for his own political survival, 106 person arrested under the ISA without an iota of probable cause and then (30 years later with selective amnesia) claimed shamelessly he "could not" over rule the IGP. That's when the seeds of a police state were sown!

And don't expect DAP and Pakatan not to call for a truly independent RCI; they, and TBH"s family, were spot on in refusing to legitimise the TBH RCI headed by a sitting judge of the Federal Court, no matter what his credentials!!

In the meantime we weep without reservation for the suddenly departed. That's absolutely the least we can do. That is not a happy state of affairs. But we MUST NOT keep silent and allow more deaths to occur because of general public apathy or fear.

donplaypuks® with people in custody, man!

SEX VIDEO & RCI! BREAKING NEWS FROM DATUK TRIPOLI!

muammar quackduckafee, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for datuk tripoli b&w china dolls cctv affairs

NUFF SAID! MORE BREAKING NEWS TO FOLLOW FROM OUR REBELLIOUS FLUID CORRESPONDENT FROM TRIPOLI, SOON, HOPEFULLY!

 donplaypuks® with RCI's, man!

PARAMESWARA'S SWORD - CURA SI MANJA KINI

by e.s. shankar

Cura Si Manja Kini

Royal Collar

 Bezoar of Dew

Kris Taming Sari

I recently stumbled upon the fact that there is in the possession of the Sultan of Perak and the Perak Royal Family some astounding relics of antiquity that in all probability have an extremely significant bearing on the question of Malaysian identity and history.

One such astonishing artifact is the sword Cura Si Manja Kini or Chora Samanda Kian mentioned in John Leyden's 1810 Malay Annals or Sejarah Melayu (published in 1821 by Sir Stamford Raffles). The same sword is said to have been used during the installation of Parmeswara as ruler of Melaka in 1400. 

But in fact, its origins go further back, possibly 200-400 years earlier than 1400. 

The sword was part of the regalia of a Indian/Hindu prince linked to the Chola Kings (Raja Cholan) from South India, i.e. Nila Utthaman/Sri Tri Buana/Sang Nila Utama (founder of Singapore) narrated in the Sejarah as having landed on Mt. Segantang Maha Meru in Palembang, Sumatra together with two other princes, Vichitram and Karna Pandita, and a probable Brahmin Priest, Bat'h, exact date unknown!

Now, Bat'h is a pretty unusual name for an Indian and perhaps it's a truncated form of Vadhyar (Tamil for priest), Vadh, which became Bat'h, in the same way Vichitram is spelt in the Sejarah as Bichitram. This is consistent with the fact that the Malay language generally does not have old words that commence with the letter 'V' and 'B' was substituted.

The Sejarah relates that it is this self-same sword that was used by the borrower (from Nila Utthaman/Sri Tri Buana/Sang Nila Utama) and champion warrior Peramas Cumambang to slay the serpent monster Saktimuna (Sakatimuna/Ichktimani) into 3 parts in Minangkabau, Sumatra. In the process the sword became etched with 190 notches which strange "clue" of Dan Brown and da Vinci Code proportions, no Indonesia or Malaysian historian or anyone else has ever deciphered!

The list of relics, other than Cura Si Manja Kini, dating anywhere from 600-1,000 years includes:

1. Royal Collar (15th century) said to have been presented by the Emperor of China
2. Dokong or Kerongsang Besar (Neck Pendent)
3. Cap Lalulintar (Royal Silver Seal) of Sultan Muhammad Shah (Melaka) and Kayu Gampit mentioned in Sejarah Melayu. (The Royal Lance, Limbuar appears to be missing)
4. Betel Boxes
5. Mestika Embun (Bezoar of Dew)
6. Kancing Halkah (Royal Collar Ornament)
7. Kris Taming Sari (originally said to belong to Hang Tuah).

For full details (available at the official website of the Perak State Government) Click here 

So, how did all these relics from Palembang and Melaka end up in the custody of the Perak Royalty?

After the fall of Melaka on 24th April 1511 to Portugal  led by Alphonso de Alburquerque, Melaka's last ruler, Sultan Mahmud Shah eventually made his way to Kampar in Sumatra where he died in 1528. One of the sultan's two sons, Muzzafar Shah journeyed to Perak where he was installed the first Sultan  in 1528. The other son, Alauddin Riayat Shah, was installed as the 1st SuItan of Johor. Thus historically, Melaka gave rise to four sultanates in Malaya i.e. Johor, Perak, Pahang and Selangor!! It was Sultan Muzzafar Shah who brought with him the artifacts which had been handed down to his father, Sultan Mahmud.

The inscriptions on Cura Sa Manjani Kini in Sanskrit are said to come from the the words "Churiga Si Mandakini" which means "the blade from Lake Mandakini of the Ganges (River) in India!! Refer to Sembangkuala's blog for more details. click here.

And what is the link between the Chiri of Perak, nobat players and Bat'h the Brahmin Priest cum charitra or cheritra teller in the Sejarah (pg. c4/23 - 25 John Leyden's Sejarah Melayu)? Click here and refer to the document below extracted from the Sejarah and a translation of it from page 175 of 'A History of Perak' by R.O.Winstedt and R.J.Wilkinson published by The Malaysian Branch of the Royal Asiatic Society (MBRAS): :

 

In short, Bat'h had recited the lineage of the 3 Indian/Hindu princes who landed in the mountains of Palembang to Demang Lebar Daun, the aboriginal chief and his people in Sanskrit !! Astonishing, is it not? 

The Sejarah clearly states Parameswara was buried in Tanjung Tuan (Cape Rachado) near Port Dickson, Negeri Sembilan (in Malaysia). It is Demang Lebar Daun and Nila Utthaman/Sri Tri Buana/Sang Nila Utama who are reputed to have actually been buried in Fort Canning, Singapore!!

There is therefore some serious error with the claim that Parameswara was buried in Fort Canning (Bukit Larangan) in Singapore. Click here for Keramat Iskandar, Singapore details. It absolutely makes no sense that Parameswara would be buried in Singapore when he originally fled from there in fear of his life, before founding Melaka!!). 

The time has come for the Singapore Government to initiate investigations to identify through modern scientific procedures such as carbon dating, DNA testing etc., exactly who is buried in Keramat Iskandar and Fort Canning.

Some of these artifacts and regalia must be at least a thousand years old and there is not a shadow of a doubt about their links to Parameswara and the Melaka Sultanate of the 15th and early 16th century, Indonesia and INDIA!

So, why haven't our Government and Department of Antiquities engaged an archaeologist and expert in Sanskrit and Indian languages/dialects and South East Asian history (and there must literally be hundred of them in India) as well as China counterparts to piece together what must surely be THE story of the century?

In particular, the Sanskrit inscriptions on Parameswara's sword need to be investigated in depth!

So, why the leaden footedness? Too busy "interloked" in controversies?
   
donplaypuks® and fail to poke around with historic swords, man!

DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE FOR DSAI ? NOT REALLY!

Or the curious 4 cameras 1 omega watch affair

by will s. peare , donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for nefarious political plots affairs

“Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” Act IV, Scene 1, 'Macbeth' by William Shakespeare

Often misquoted as ‘bubble, bubble, toil and trouble’ these are the famous demonic  incantations uttered by the three Scottish witches as they summon Satan and hope to add more woes to Macbeth:

“Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot......

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble......

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron....”

As the ghost of Banquo did to Macbeth, Anwar seems to haunt the collective bad conscience of the leaders of our ruling party and their supporters like an itch that simply won’t go away, ever. And like the ‘D’ Grade movie that it surely is, the plotters of the latest ‘expose’ on Anwar toiled and troubled to produce a damp squib in 1M (not Israel) land.

What exactly were these plotters up to? I mean, even the CIA and MOSSAD will not use 2 cameras for entrapment; if they have to leave in a hurry, having to dismantle 4 cameras in a hotel room would dangerously slow them down. It would be an operational nightmare and unwarranted risk.

John Woo and HK movie directors have a penchant for mounting 6 cameras to shoot Kung Fu and 'Shoot! Shoot! Miss! Miss! Kill! Kill!' movies. But this is done to capture the action in ‘slo mo’ from a multiplicity of angles so that the audience can climax in its pursuit of vicarious thrill from blood and gore spatter and spurt on giant screens. So, 4 cameras seem like huge overkill for Anwar and mind you, a hotel room does not have that many places for even single camera concealment without being discovered easily – it’s usually in the ceiling or behind the dressing table mirror.

So, who has such connections and power to mount a covert operation even MOSSAD would take its hat off to? And convene hacks from the top MSM for a superbly organized porn screening at Carcosa Sri Negara, formerly the British High Commissioner’s Official Residence and now fully owned by 1M (not Israel) Government?

Notice the discrepancies and contradictions from ‘Datuk T’?

1.    What was he doing in a fcuk shop?

2.    He was a trusted aide. Huh? Come again?

3.    He "stumbled" upon a camera while (as Anwar’s aide apparently) searching for allegedly, Anwar’s Omega watch. How did he know there were 4 cameras then? Was he snooping around for 3 more Omega watches?

4.   Video shot in black and white. In today’s world? What, they were hoping to submit it as a ‘noir’ entry at Cannes?

5.    How did he remove all the evidence and watch if he was just Anwar’s aide and  “stumbled” upon the scenario. The original plotters and hotel management caved in totally to our half-assed, half masked Caped Crusader?

6.    What happened to the pimp who procured the so-called ‘woman of leisuee’ and the lady herself?

7.    Why did he not go the police first or, er, like Saiful, the Prime Minister?

What really were Datuk T and his cabal hoping to achieve?

In 1M (not Israel):

1.   We had a lawyer deny at a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) he was the person seen in a video recording attempting to fix the appointment of judges despite testimony from the cameraman himself. After some 2 years, 1M (not Israel) government has not proceeded with prosecutions despite the RCI clearly recommending it do so.

2.   A senior Minister was caught on film having extra-marital sex with a woman. The Minister confessed to his ‘inappropriate’ actions and resigned his post. The AG did not prosecute and the Minister then famously went on to become leader of his Party!

Notice too, the desperation. Datuk T and the plotters want Datin Wan Azizah, Anwar’s wife to quit PKR and politics? What is she guilty of that she cannot lead the nation if she gets elected and wants to? What are they really afraid of?

If anything, it will paint the government in a blacker picture than it already is and prove that Sodomy1, Sodomy II and now Macbeth 2 involves a continuing conspiracy of and by, if not some rogue elements from the corridors of  government, then, the government itself, wouldn't it?

Were they hoping in their desperation to force DNA out of Anwar in an ensuing police investigation and kill two birds with 1 stone. Or “Wag The Dog’ and influence voters in the Sarawak elections?

How stupid do they think our citizens are? Do they really think that a judge should break with sensible long established Constitution, law and rules and become police investigator, prosecutor, jury and executioner to make up for police and prosecutorial incompetency and bias? And how can the judge, when Anwar has not been called to the stand and testified to anything? Whatever happened to the PRINCIPLE of 'presumtpion of innocence until proven guilty'?

If anything, the latest shenanigans will enhance Anwar’s chances of claiming the ultimate prize in his march to Putrajaya!!

donplaypuks® with Omega watches and cameras, man!