by sirul azilah altantuya baginda (saab), donplaypuks® intrepid corresponent for administration and maintenance of francophile and enophile (*1) affairs in la paris
Hot on the heels of news of the successful signing of the $5 billion order for submarines between Malaysia and France, there emerged breaking news of further commercial joint-ventures between French and Malaysian parties.
The Duc de Scorpeneis, speaking fom his Chatuea D’if in the south of France, announced the incorporation of Wines Internationale Nouveau Organisma or WINO in off-shore Labuan, for a joint-venture with Glocal Malaysian entrepreneur, Latok Ali Baba Kian Tee, for the world-wide distribution of made-in-Malaysia world-class wines.
Saab was able to secure copies of WINO’s international catalogue at a secret exclusive wine-tasting cum french-cuisine (frog-legs, snails, force-fed enlarged goose liver and horse-steak) bash hosted by the Duc de Scorpeneis and the Duchess de Mercedes at Labuan’s premier 6-star hotel, the Palais du Monte Cristo
We are proud to present below WINO’s 2008 magnificent range of wines from their 'Boulanger Douxain de Malaise’ special collection or ‘The Baker’s Dozen from Malaysia’.
* 1 enophile – wine lover
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a brave full-bodied wine of pure royal blue vintage. delivered by post, wrapped in brown envelope with certicate of authenticity verified by SD.
over-priced for its vintage. personally recommended by self-proclaimed retired benevolent dictator & expert wine-taster contactable at email@example.com
do not hesitate! jais whip an email order to:
ps while stocks last & limited to all days ending with the letter ‘y’.
winery is on the verge of financial collapse with no shareholders or bidders. Email to firstname.lastname@example.org to get at all the bald facts
a cunningly blended bubbly using the same old well-known 3-spices flavouring that unfortunately leaves an insipid taste on the palate as it illegally attempts to create a right royal hip hopping party circus ambience that backfires on the master blender suspected to be the lady who wears the pants in the winery!
FIC approval no longer required for this collectors’ item for all Mongolians or anyone with the name Alt...er, oops, can't say that name, we mean that blackmailing chinese bitch aminah baginda or special items costing upwards of $20 million a bottle!
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