YES, PRIME MINISTER! SHOCK, HORROR! YOU'D BE AMAZED AT WHO READS THE MSM & BLOGS!

UPDATED 2013 by hacker appleby bernard kerismudin, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for MSM and Blog affairs

OR, AN EARLY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!

 yes, prime minister, who reads the papers?

EXTRACT FROM THE BRITISH BROADCASTING AGENCY (BBC) SERIES 'YES, PRIME MINISTER' - ‘CONFLICT OF INTEREST’ EPISODE:

PM Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country.

The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

The Times is read by people who actually do run the country.

The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.

The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.

The Morning Star (communist) is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey (Cabinet Secretary): Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard (PM's PA): Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits

We can gauge Malaysian readers by the same token:

MSM READERS

Utusan is read by people who think they have a God given right to run the country and be sued successfully for defamation and slander, forever and a day.

Sin Chew is read by people who think they ought to run the country.

NST is read by people who actually do run the country.

STAR is read by people who wish Penang and Lim Guan Eng ran the country.

The Borneo Post is read by people who wish the Penan and Bruno Manser ran the country. But after Mahathir's 'Buy 1, Free 1 IC/Citizenships Fraud' and the RCI, they now realise it's actually the Filipinos, Indons, Pakistanis and Banglas who ru(i)n their country!

Sarawak Tribune is read by people who think the Brown Rajahputras/Umnoputras from West Malaysia who will brook no opposition, run the country.

Tatler is read by the wives of the people who run the country.

Business Times is read by the people who actually own the country, while (Soros-linked/owned?) upstart KiniBiz at http://gsoroskubangpasu.com.israel is read by those who hope they will be allowed to run the country by repeatedly asking the same 22 questions.

Nanyang Siang Pau is read by people who think the country ought to be run by Singapore and/or China, Berita Harian thinks it is, while the Nesan thinks it ought to be Tamil Nadu and/or India!

Harakah is read by people who think God and Saudi Arabia should run the country from Mecca.

Sun is read by people who think the country ought to be run by Citizen Nades with advertising revenue and no taxes.

The Selangor Times is read by people who think Klang Valley residents constitute the entire country and run it.

The Sulu Liberation Front Times at https://www.lahaddatusemporna_kiramclan.agbimudin@suluk. con.skunk is read by those armed but non-militant and non-terrorist men who want to run another country.

What about the people who read The Mail? Mail readers don't care who runs the country, as long as he or she's got big fondleable tits and is allegedly involved in a sex or financial scandal involving DSAI, Opposition party members, Tim Rais Lloyd Webber, Screwties Commission CEO Czarina Anwar Ibrahim or about a lawsuit filed by the New State Parsley Sage Rosemary Thighmes dishrag against them. Lol!

BLOG & ONLINE NEWS PORTAL READERS

1M100mApco(not Israel), the personal website of the Grossemajibs at http://www.1M(not Israel).flomflopflocublogspot.com.portdickson./ is read by bots and decepticons who consume oily roti jala, will grease your back or palms as you desire if you oil their motors, and are planning for the (you hap me, I hap you) Transformers to run the country.

1 Malaysia at http://www.1malaysia.com.my/ is vaguely read by RAHMAN, Jho T Low and other low life who scoop vaguely with both hands from the 1Malaysian gravy train, and who think that USA investment firms and gurus from 1MorganMcKinzieWhoretonSucksApcoisraelFBCTrevinoLynch run the country. (But, 1Muhy thinks, first 1Malays, then 1Muslims, then 1(pu)Kimmas, 1Filipinos, 1Indons, 1Banglas and IPakistanis run the country, and that 1Chinese, 1Indians and other 1Pendatangs can take a long walk off a short pier or the slow boat to China, India or Taiwan).

Anilnetto.com at http://anilnetto.com/ is read by people who wish trams, funicular railway and ferries from Penang ran the country.

Another Brick (or is it Prick?) in The Wall at http://anotherbrickinwall.blogspot.com/ is read by people who think Pink Floyd runs the country, rock on and fcuking**!!## get lost if you fcuking don't agree!

ARTiculations at http://art-harun.blogspot.com/ is read by well articulated navel gazers and very private individuals who wish the Bar Council and lawyers (sharks) ran the country.

Barking Magpie at http://www.barkingmagpie.blogspot.com/ is read by people who think closet civil servants run the country.

Bersih at http://www.bersih.org/ is read, according to the IGP and Home Minister Kerismudin, by urban communists and dangerous yellow t-shirt wearing lesbians and LGBT "armed to the eyeteeth with ICBM paper pamphlets" terrorists and militants heading north towards Penang hoping to run into and wage war on the way with the King who is in the south in Putrajaya, and who think the Election Commission runs the country.

BigCat at http://bigcatrambleon.blogspot.com/ is read by Tinsel the purrfect cat who ran away from the tree because it was afraid of the (big dog's) bark! Now it paw-sitively wants to run the country by invoking special position rights and constitutional claws. Meow! Meow! That would be cat-astrophic and cat-aclysmic, isn't it! 

Big Dog's 'The 13 Million Plus Ringgit Guy' at http://bigdogdotcom.wordpress.com/ is read by those who will immediately issue you a red card if you don’t agree with their thinking on how to run the country, and who also think that panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.

Can of Book Worms at http://interlockgridlock.blogspot.dbahasa is read by those who think pariahs and "chinamen" who will sell their daughters into slavery and prostitution run the country.

Dean Johns Ad Lib at http://deanjohns.wordpress.com/ is read by those who believe in Cato's "Carthage must be destroyed", and likewise, the evil BUMNO/BN 1, 2 and 3, because any group of honest people with good intentions, political savvy and fair experience can run the country.

Demi Negara at http://deminegara.blogspot.com/  is read by people who think pendatangs are trying to run the country.

Din Merican: The Malaysian DJ Blogger at http://dinmerican.wordpress.com/ is read by people who don’t care who runs the country as long as there's jazz music.

Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at http://chedet.co.cc/chedetblog/ is read by people who think ‘apanama I forget’ self-appointed benevolent dictators who issue free IC's and citizenships to Muslim Filipinos, Pakistanis and Indons, should still run the country, by arbitrarily re-introducing the arbitrary no-trial Internal Security Act (ISA), arbitrary Printing Presses and Publishing Act (PPPA) and arbitrary Restrictive Residence & Banishment Act (RRBA).

English For All at http://misedumindopeydin.blogspot.gov.con.pjaya is read by no one who wants to run the country.

Free Malaysia Today (FMT) at http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/ is read by free and independent citizens wo are not sure there is a country to be run, from where did you say?

Helen Ang at http://helenang.wordpress.com/ is read by those who once thought the Consumer Price Index of Asia (CPI Asia) ran the country, but who would now vote for Uthayakumar (of Human Rights Party) to run it. Curious? Ask her!

Hindraf @?? is read by those who think Tamil estate workers and Makkal Sakthi should run the country from London or Petaling Estate, guided by Ghandhian and Hindu principles, or by going on hunger strikes!

House PK (Parpukari) at http://www.parpukari.blogspot.com/ is read by people who think that panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.

Human Rights Party at http://www.humanrightspartymalaysia.com/ is read by those who wish Ghandhi and/or Mandela could run the country.

Ktemoc Konsiders at http://ktemoc.blogspot.com/ is read by people who think Wakaka runs the country.

Lim Kit Siang at Malaysia at http://blog.limkitsiang.com/ is read by people who think Singapore and/or China ought to run the country and Jebat Must Die at http://jebatmustdie.wordpress.com/ by people who think it oreddy is.

Magick River at http://www.magickriver.org/ is read by people like the Temuan who originally owned and ran the country via portals to other worlds.

Malaysia Chronicles at http://malaysia-chronicle.com/ is read by those who think Tian Chua, as claimed by RPK who was reliably not told so, runs the country.

Malaysian Insider at http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/ is read by people who wish their once 4^th floor boys, "oxford merchant bankers" and newspaper editors ran the country.
  
Malaysiakini at http://www.malaysiakini.com/ is read, according to Mahathir, by communists and zionist sympathisers, who want George Soros to run the country by asking everyone to pay subscriptions.

Malaysia Today at http://www.malaysia-today.net/ is read by people who were reliably told RPK runs the country from the back of the Clapham double-decker bus in London, or perhaps from Sydney, Melbourne, Manchester, Peace Hill, AG Ganesh Patel's Office or a yacht off the coast of Thailand.

Masterwordsmith-unplugged at http://masterwordsmith-unplugged.blogspot.com/ is read by those who think Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Rainy Morning jokes keeps the country running.

Niamah at http://www.niamah.com/ is read by those who enjoy swearing at the country and run it from seafood restaurants.

Nikolas Aziz at http://www.whitejangutturbans.blogspot.syurga/ is read by those who want an aye for an aye muslim democrats to run the country, from under a tree.

No Under Table at  http://www.pmazalamtt4tbhstrangleyourself.blogspot.irp.agganeshpatel.gulagrussia is read by those who run the country from the 5th and 15th floor.

One Armed Swordsmanship & Beer Drinking At The Same Time at http://kriswaveanchorbeer.blogspot.com/ is read by those who think Kerismudin will be the next UMNO chief to run the country into the ground, with the help of armed-to-the-eyeteeth muslim Filipinos, Indon, Pakistanis , Banglas and southern Thais who are neither militants nor terrorists.
  
OutSyed The Mahathir Jock Box at http://syedsoutsidethebox.blogspot.com/ is read by those who are too busy running down other countries like India, worship Mahathir to a fault notwithstanding capital flight of $230 billion, and predict that the Beardo Weirdo Mullahs and Talibans who don't read the Quran, or China, will soon rule the country and the whole world, or hope Mahathir will come back and ru(i)n the country permanently.

Papa Gomo at http://www.papagomo.com/ is read by those who think sex videos manufactured backdoor in Thailand and starring Thai porn stars as Anwar and his family members including his grandmother, should rule the cuntry!

Perkasa at http://pribumiperkasa.blogspot.com/ is read by frogs who suffer from the delusion that they are the lords of the land at the bottom of the well, that discriminatory affirmative action in favour of the majority should continue for another 999 years, or more, and they need permission from "my home office ministeress" to run the country. 

Personal Protection & Horse Head at  http://www.corleoneahlongenterprise.irp.agganeshpatel.blogspot.sicily is read by those who think the Mafia and Triads run the country. 

Rantings by MM (Marina Mahathir) at http://rantingsbymm.blogspot.com/ is read by NGO’s and the wives of the people who run the country.

Ridhuan Tee at http://ridhuant.blogspot.com/ is read by those who believe that by changing one's religion, one can also change one's DNA and that those who are yellow outside but purportedly spiritually brown inside, run the country.

rights2write at http://rights2write.wordpress.com/ is ready by people who think those who are stuck with investments in now abandoned housing projects, run the country, and that they should vote into government only the party that revives these abandoned projects.

Roar of the Lion King by Karpal Singh at http://singhisking.guinessstoutblogsspot.goldentemple.amritsar.punjab/ is read by people who think turbanators ought to run the country.

Sacred Temples at http://bovinecranium.blogspot.com.shah alam/ is read by people who think cows heads run the country .
  
Sakmongkol AK47at http://sakmongkol.blogspot.com/ is read by people who once thought UMNO ran 70% of the country and possibly, another 30%, but now think the the Oracle of Syed Putera is sure to take over from that dolt Najib, and ru(i)n(?) the country successfully.

(SatD) Pure Shiite at http://satdthinks.blogspot.com/ is read by those who think the King should run the country.

Save Malaysia, Stop Lynas at http://savemalaysia-stoplynas.blogspot.com/ is read by those who have a burning desire to get rid of rare earth plants, and think Lynas Corporation executives from Mt. Weld in Western Australia will ru(i)ns the country after 30 million Malaysians emigrate to Australia to escape poisonous and toxic acids and chemical waste and fall out from radioactive thorium and tailings from Gebeng.

Sighfool Soap Opera at http://www.noshittoday.blogspot.halffootballteam.pussyrawi/ is read by those who support the back four rear admirals from half a foofball team to run the country from PM Grossemajib's home. 

Sink Not Float For $8 billion at http://www.aminahtuyabaginda.blogspot.com.pardonmyfrench is read by those who think 2nd hand re-conditioned French submarines should run the country.

Steadyaku47 at http://steadyaku-steadyaku-husseinhamid.blogspot.com/ is read by people who want to run the country from Down Under, mate!

Straitjackets at http://isateresakoksinchew.blogspot.chubblocks.com.kamunting/ is read by people who want to lock up everyone who disagrees with them, for their own safety and good, to run the country.

Taj Mahal Mansions for $1 at http://www.mbtoyotamolars&trainedarchitects.blogspot.com.bukitkayuhitam/ is read by people who think railway gatekeepers and dentists run the country. 

The People's Parliament by Haris Ibrahim at http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/ is read by those who curse Mamak Koya Kutty ran the country (into the ground), who now think any number of NGOs can run the country (into the ground) and will make sure ABU (Anything But UMNO) does not run the country (into the ground) ever again.

To Sleep, Perchance Dream, Abdullah B's 2nd blog at http://zzzzzzdunlopillow.blogspot.com.ripvanwinkleland is read by people who wish railway sleepers, corridors, sil and 4th floor boys ran the country. His first blog 'As I Wake Up' has been retired.

Tunku Aziz at http://lim guan eng my master hero.blogspot.com is read by those who expect gaji buta life tenure as Senators and think TI (Tunku I) should run the country. 

Unspinners at http://theunspinners.blogspot.com/ is read by those who think $100 million APCO and $8.2 million McKinsey, panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.

Uppercaise at http://uppercaise.wordpress.com/ is read by those who like old fashioned journalism and hacks, the selangor times, and who think the republic of san seriffe runs the country. an old joke.

Uthaya Sankar at http://uthayasb.blogspot.com/ is read by people conversant in Bahasa Malaysia, and by those and who think that by familiarising themselves with the the ancient Indian epic, the Mahabharatha, they will run the country better. 

Zorro-unmasked at http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/ is read by those who wish Catherine Zeta Jones (in black leather boots and brandishing a whip) would run the country.

What about the people who read the humongously popular rocky3540mahathirisdictatorking at http://www.carlsbergbru.nurainimahathirblogspot.com.jalansudin/ ? or at http://www.rockybru.com.my/ . They don't care who runs the country, as long as he or she's got big fondleable tits, is allegedly involved in a sex or financial scandal involving DSAI, Opposition party members, Tim Rais Lloyd Webber, Musang Hitam, Screwities Commission CEO Czarina Anwar Ibrahim or about a lawsuit filed by the New State Parsley Sage Rosemary Thighmes dishrag against them. Lol!

And lastly, Donplaypuks® at http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com/ is read by people, both of them, who actually do own and run the country one lah, jom! Isn’t it, dontch you know machan? I wish mah. Shirley one. Lol!

Bros and brodettes, don't rush and file your defamation suits against me en masse. Heh, heh, heh! Satire, humour and laughter are good for the soul! Remember, laughter is still the best medicine. People at Electricity (next year the name will be changed to Fuckupshima Nuclear) Board , please take note.

Donplaypuks® with what you read, man!