BREAKING NEWS! DONPLAYPUKS® REVEALS ALL NAMES OF $2.1 BILLION OVERSEAS DONORS OF PM GROSSMAJIB!!

by carnegie rockefeller, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for donation affairs

Mayshia All Corrupt Club today confirmed that the source of $2.1 billion transferred from overseas in 2013 shortly before Mayshia general elections, to the personal bank account in Mayshia of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts, was NOT from 1GDB (1Grossmajib Development Bunkum) Corp. 

However, no one had asked them to investigate anything about $2.1 billion snaking its way into PM Grossmajib's personal bank accounts from 1GDB. So, they answered a question no one had posed to them!

Mayshia All Corrupt Club further confirmed that the said $2.1 billion constituted donations made by overseas friends and supporters of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts.

Mayshia All Corrupt Club also confirmed that there was no rumour to the truth that the said $2.1 billion donor friends of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts, had wished to interfere in the internal affairs of Mayshia or provide funds to influence the outcome of the 2013 general elections in favour of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib and his party, BUMNO/SCUMNO. Or, undermine parliamentary democracy!

Mayshia All Corrupt Club and the Mayshia Inspector General of Pappadum also warned that no stone would be left unturned in hunting down the hunters who spread rumours of the truth. 

They were referring to the treasonous, treacherous, traitorous and poisonous wild claims that the unsigned statement by Mayshia All Corrupt Club's statement completely exonerating PM Grossmajib of money-laundering, CBT, corruption and fraud, was unsigned by the Chief  and Deputy Chief of Mayshia All Corrupt Club who were ordere by Grossmajib had volunteered to go on paid leave overseas in the midst of their investigations into Mayshia's $46 billion heist of the century by Grossmajib and Jho Paris Hilton re 1GDB white people, zionist conspirators, Tony Poor, Rafizi Ramliburger, Maha Firaun, Sakak47, Jack Ouside The Box, Donplaypuks®, WSJ which is an agent of  Uncle Sam The Satan and Clair & The Sarawak Misreport.

The unsigned statement by Mayshia All Corrupt Club did not state:

1.  The names of overseas friends and supporters who donated $2.1 billion to Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts.

2. To whom the $2.1 billion had been paid out to by Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirt,

3. If more than $2.1 billion had flowed through the personal bank account in Mayshia of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts, prior to and after 2013.

4. Why Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts had not revealed these donations earlier when exposed by the WSJ which is an agent of  Uncle Sam The Satan and The Sarawak Misreport. He had threatened to sue, but, did not. The Mayshia All Corrupt Club statement in fact now confirms that reports by  the WSJ which is an agent of  Uncle Sam The Satan and The Sarawak Misreport about the $2.1 billion were dead on spot, true!

5. Why Federal Reserve Mayshia had not reported this in 2013 and whether it had given approval for $2.1 billion to be TT'd to  to the personal bank account in Mayshia of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts.

6. If Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirt had reported the receipt of this $2.1 billion "donations" in their 2013 tax filings with the Mayshia Income Tax Department.

7. Why, if the $2.1 billion constituted genuine donations, the money could not have been transferred directly to the Mayshian bank accounts of BUMNO/SCUMNO. 

8. If the $2.1 billion was truly a donation, how come DPM and BUMNO/SCUMNO Ministers and party members knew nothing about it?

The Mayshia All Corrupt Club today denied rumours to the truth that their statement in fact raises more questions than provides conclusive answers.

Nonetheless, truly patriotic investigators at Donplaypuks® offices in the Middle East managed to hack into the mainframe computers at the HQ of 1GDB, PetroJhoParisHiltonSaudi and Abu Doubful Commercia Bank in the Middle East. They managed to download and compile the complete list of "donors' who selflessly contributed so generously to the party funs of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts.

And here it is, the Roll Call of Honour of "Donors" to the party funs of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delightful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts :

1. Jho Paris Hilton - $42 billion.

2. Chief Turki Obeyed Sheikh A Leg - RM3.5 billion.

3. Anak Keling Krishnan - $18 billion.

4.  Lim Kok Casino Royale - $2.5 billion

5. Altantuya C4 Mongolian Coal Mine - $4 billion.

6. Leornado Caprio Riza - $400 million.

7. Gila Fun MisInvestments - $16 billion

8. Goldmen Sucks - $1.5 billion.

Wait a minute! That can't be right. That's more than $2.1 billion. In fact, it's more than 1GDB's and Ministry of Funs (MoF) borrowings of $46 billion!!??

Heck, who cares about the truth when faced with the serially lying, thieving, defrauding, looting and plundering government of Mayshia Prime Minister Grossmajib who wears the pants and her husband, the delighful Nancy-boy who wears the skirts, and his (wooden IKEA) cabinet of dunces.

In the land of the government of liars, the fork-tongued Satan, is King! 

 

Donplaypuks® with unsigned Mayshia All Corrupt Club statements, man!