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WE ARE ALL OF 1 RACE, THE HUMAN RACE.


16/03/2016

A SELECTION OF UNLIKELY FAMOUS QUOTES!



BELL
What do you mean crossed line, Watson?
BUSH
WMDs? Surely at best, a razor-thin rumor?
CHURCHILL
Never in the field of human conflict have so many politicians hunkered down so much in the bunkers under Whitehall to avoid the frontlines so much.
EINSTEIN
God loves a good game of craps.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
The missionary position as usual, darling?
FORD
Let’s make them there automobiles in blue, red, yellow and white.
FREUD
My ‘Oedipus Complex’ theory has been discredited? How dare they, the motherfuckers!
GENGHIZ KHAN
Now, let’s be reasonable, you know, sit down and talk over a cup of yak’s milk?
HARPER LEE
How About ‘To Slingshot A Sparrow’?
HAWKING
I don’t know if one really exists; no one’s seen one. So, I’m going to call it the Don’t Know Hole.
HENRY THE 8TH
Monogamy is here to stay! I so decree!
HIROHITO
War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
HITLER
Vat’s the matter Eva? You look all sveaty. Vant to try out our newly installed showers?
JAMES BOND, 007
Hold the martini. Get me teh tarik, shaken AND stirred!
JFK
Ich bin ein Amerikaner Irishman!
KIM JONG IL
Unilateral disarmament? Hmmm! Why not?
MAHATHIR
Yenna dei? Who told you that my father was Yindian!
DENG XIAOPING
What does it matter if the cat is black or white? As long as it’s edible.
MARCONI
Video killed the radio star?
MARIE ANTOINETTE
Let them have KFC on tap!
MARX
A spectre is haunting Europe. James Bond, 007, is striking terror.
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA
What the hell was that?
MOSES
You’d think HE would put it down on 10 sheets of paper posters or the internet or something lighter, wouldn’t you?
NAJIB
I confess! It was not a $2.6 billion donation. I am sorry. Take me to Bamboo River Resort prison at once!
NAPOLEON
A threesome tonight, Josephine?
OPPENHEIMER
Now, I am become Life, the savior of Worlds!
PATRICK HENRY
But as for me, give me liberty or a warm cell and a cup of hot chicken soup.
PHAROAH
So, it is chiseled, so it is carved.
RHETT BUTLER
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You can have all the money, the colonial house and the cotton farm and the slaves. Just leave me the stamp collection and the train-spotting guide book.
SAMSON
The shiny bald Kojak look? Yeah, let’s go for it, Delilah!
SHRODINGER
After 30 minutes, you won’t have to open the box to determine if the cat is dead or alive.
SITTING BULL
One day my son, as far as the eye can see, shall be your casino.
STALIN
Beria, are you crazy sending them to Siberia? You never heard of the Bahamas?
TURING
An electronic machine to solve Enigma? Nah, any old abacus will do.
TRUMAN
Nuke Japan? Over my dead body! Let’s share it with everyone. That will be better for world peace.
                                   
       

5 comments:

Glenn T said...

Cat quote.... as long as it catches mice.

Donplaypuks® said...

Glenn, no, this is a joke on that original quote!

Glenn T said...

Ha, ha!

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