A SELECTION OF UNLIKELY FAMOUS QUOTES!

BELL	What do you mean crossed line, Watson?
BUSH	WMDs? Surely at best, a razor-thin rumor?
CHURCHILL	Never in the field of human conflict have so many politicians hunkered down so much in the bunkers under Whitehall to avoid the frontlines so much.
EINSTEIN	God loves a good game of craps.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY	The missionary position as usual, darling?
FORD	Let’s make them there automobiles in blue, red, yellow and white.
FREUD	My ‘Oedipus Complex’ theory has been discredited? How dare they, the motherfuckers!
GENGHIZ KHAN	Now, let’s be reasonable, you know, sit down and talk over a cup of yak’s milk?
HARPER LEE	How About ‘To Slingshot A Sparrow’?
HAWKING	I don’t know if one really exists; no one’s seen one. So, I’m going to call it the Don’t Know Hole.
HENRY THE 8TH	Monogamy is here to stay! I so decree!
HIROHITO	War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
HITLER	Vat’s the matter Eva? You look all sveaty. Vant to try out our newly installed showers?
JAMES BOND, 007	Hold the martini. Get me teh tarik, shaken AND stirred!
JFK	Ich bin ein Amerikaner Irishman!
KIM JONG IL	Unilateral disarmament? Hmmm! Why not?
MAHATHIR	Yenna dei? Who told you that my father was Yindian!
DENG XIAOPING	What does it matter if the cat is black or white? As long as it’s edible.
MARCONI	Video killed the radio star?
MARIE ANTOINETTE	Let them have KFC on tap!
MARX	A spectre is haunting Europe. James Bond, 007, is striking terror.
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA	What the hell was that?
MOSES	You’d think HE would put it down on 10 sheets of paper posters or the internet or something lighter, wouldn’t you?
NAJIB	I confess! It was not a $2.6 billion donation. I am sorry. Take me to Bamboo River Resort prison at once!
NAPOLEON	A threesome tonight, Josephine?
OPPENHEIMER	Now, I am become Life, the savior of Worlds!
PATRICK HENRY	But as for me, give me liberty or a warm cell and a cup of hot chicken soup.
PHAROAH	So, it is chiseled, so it is carved.
RHETT BUTLER	Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You can have all the money, the colonial house and the cotton farm and the slaves. Just leave me the stamp collection and the train-spotting guide book.
SAMSON	The shiny bald Kojak look? Yeah, let’s go for it, Delilah!
SHRODINGER	After 30 minutes, you won’t have to open the box to determine if the cat is dead or alive.
SITTING BULL	One day my son, as far as the eye can see, shall be your casino.
STALIN	Beria, are you crazy sending them to Siberia? You never heard of the Bahamas?
TURING	An electronic machine to solve Enigma? Nah, any old abacus will do.
TRUMAN	Nuke Japan? Over my dead body! Let’s share it with everyone. That will be better for world peace.