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by E.S. Shankar, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for non-halal ponzinajibonomics affairs

Najib had hoped to announce full details of the Bumiputra Super High Income Program at the December UMNO General Asembly. However, many, upset over this Tong Babi (pork barrel) politics, leaked the draft uncensored proposal to Donplaypuks®. And here it is!

18th August 2017



May I take this opportunity to introduce myself, a fellow Bumiputra, to you? I am the daughter of a former prime minister.

Rosy, who wears the pants, and I, who wear the skirts, frilly French-lace panties and 52D-cup bras, have come up with a brand new Skim Off The Top Bumiputra 419 Super High Income'. This is based on complex new maths and algorithms which generated the formula TN50 (Tipu Negara 50Tahun) 26-9=15, similar to Einstein's E=mc2

This skim will made be available to all Bumiputra including those non-Bumiputra from Jawa and of Jawanese parents, as well as members of Persatuan Unggul Kumpulan India Muslim Mamak (PUKIMMA) KIMMA (Kumpulan Indian Muslim Mamak).

Where is the money coming from?


The government has 1 Con-trillion dollars parked in off-shore banks. Money was raised first through 100% owned MoF company 1Must Die Bhd 1Must Develop Bhd or 1MDB, secured by Malaysian Taxpayer suckers by sovereign government guarantees.

MO1 then appointed the world's greatest ponzi scheme specialist investment expert Jho Low Paris Hilton (JLPH), assisted by his morals and ethics guru, Dr.Zakir Naik Barang (DZNB). We offered DZBN immediate citizenship even though he is wanted in India for money-laundering, accounting fraud, tax evasion, hate speech, radicalising Muslim youth and terrorism, for which an Interpol warrant of arrest has been issued for his bigoted and racist contribution to the nation.

JLPH and DZBN together with Rosy, myself, Riza and two Abu Dhabi Arabs, put all the money into our own pockets and bought million dollar yachts, bombardier jets, luxury condos and properties, artworks and $130 million of diamonds and gold jewellery for Rosy placed the money in high-yield segregated portfolio investments. These investments, in a pig's eye, cannot be easily valued. Our auditor's, Detoilette & Co Partners Internationalisasi have confirmed they don't know what the fuck happened to the money the asset valuations and signed a clean audit report.

It then transpired that JLPH and DZNB sold off the high-yield segregated portfolio investments which cannot be valued easily and fled with the money to Taiwan from where they cannot be extradited reached retirement age and can no longer offer their expertise to us. Accordingly, the investments and assets were sold and placed in an off-shore bank in "UNITS".

However, we just now cannot repatriate these "UNITS'. We are waiting for additional regulatory approvals from Rosy, we tell a lie from certain authorities, which may take several years (TN2050 26-9=15). 

However, the off-shore bank has indicated that if the government is willing to give sovereign guarantees, they would be willing to repatriate the UNITS. 1Must Die Bhd 1Must Develop Bhd's President and COO, Kenneth Kaunda Kundi Kanda (KKKK), has worked out a bullshit 'Rationalizasi Scheme' with the off-shore banks. He has laid out all the bald facts to the bank, our (IKEA Wooden) Cabinet and PAS who can't add 2+2 to give 5 or is it 6?.

My dearest Bumiputra, Rosy and I YOUR GOVERNMENT is willing to issue a guarantee to the off-shore bank on your behalf, FREE OF CHARGE!



1. Deposit Cash/Cheque/Bank Draft,/Cashier's Order/TT a small, negligible $26,000 Administration  Advance Fee in the bank account stated below.

3. Only 1 deposit per Bumiputra will be entertained. However, you may wish to take advantage of our 'DEPOSIT 2, FREE 1'  special offer for the first 100,000 depositors. Not satisfied? Then hurry! The first 100 depositors will also receive our 'Eat Your Heart Our Jane Fonda, Lose Weight and Restore Receding Hairline' Areobics video AND free membership to Rosy's 'Birkin Handbag and Diamonds & Gold Necklace Charity CSR Haj Exclusive Club'!!!

4. Email or fax your deposit receipt together with your name, scanned/photocopy of IC to us. Mark it for the attention of our Switzerland qualified, highly-trained and experienced bank manager as shown below:

5. Within 5 (five) working days of receiving your email/fax and confirming your deposit, we will transfer $2.6 million cash to your bank account, which includes return of your $26,000 Administration Advance Fee! Now, how about that? Just for you, my fellow Bumiputra!

6. As the UNITS have been also placed in your dreams in 6% per month high-interest bearing multi-currency deposits and diamond, gold and fucoal ventures, we will continue to deposit additional $2.6 million cash dividend cheques into your bank account, the later of TN2050 or for many, many years to come!

Now, do you think that tottering 92-year old fool with one foot in the grave, will do all this for you? Be honest! Vote for you know who!



a. Bank of Negeria-BSI
b. Name: MO1-MO2
c. Account: 2.6b1MDB-42mSRC
d. Email: hippo.con@jib.ponzi.con.bugis

Please note that the money will be deposited in our personal bank account. But, please do not misunderstand the situation. It cannot be regarded as if it is our personal bank account. We will not benefit 1 (one) cent from it. The excess money is for the benefit of UMNO/BN. But, they will not know about it. But, please do not not misunderstand the situation. It cannot be regarded as if the money is for UMNO/BN's benefit.



by E.S. Shankar, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for einstein cloning affairs

Many Malaysians have been confused by Rizal Mansor, who, not so long ago, suddenly and mysteriously appeared as an aide to PM Najib. He is also Rosmah's (Najib's wife) spokesman. Why? This is how things are done in Malaysia, so that a person who has no position anywhere in government, is provided an aide free-of-charge, at the Taxpayers' expense.

It would appear also that there is no family link between Rizal Mansor and Rosmah Mansor, PM Najib's "world infamous" wife.

When questioned about Permata, Rizal produced screenshots which purportedly showed its accounts for 2013 and 2014 at its website. 

Let's be very, very clear.

Yayasan Permata (YP) is the private non-profit foundation of PM Najib's wife, Rosmah Mansor. She may claim that the administration and financial affairs of Permata are managed by the PM Najib's Department, but we all know how the game is really played.

Permata's aims and objectives are stated at its website as follows:

YP was newly registered in December 2012. The previously registered Yayasan PERMATA under the PM's department was wound up and its funds, amounting to $5,158,921, transferred to YP.

Since then, YP has received the following additional funds:

1. 2013 - $5.3 million from Najib. This represents money stolen by Najib from 1MDB/SRC and generously donated to his wife's foundation.

2. 2014 - A staggering $32 million (US$10 million) from Executive Affairs Authority, Abu Dhabi.

3. 2015 - $10,000 from the Palestine Embassy in Malaysia.

It's not clear why the government of Abu Dhabi donated $32 million to YP. But, much of Najib's 1MDB $46 billion fraud revolves around dealings with Abu Dhabi government-owned companies IPIC (listed on the London Stock Exchange) and Aabar. The main persons whom Najib (and Jho Low) dealt with were IPIC's MD Qubaisi and Aabar's CEO (Husseiny). Both of them have been sacked and now face criminal charges in Abu Dhabi and civil charges by the US DoJ for kleptocracy involving 1MDB's fraudulently diverted funds. US DoJ criminal charges are in the pipe-line.

It would therefore NOT be a big surprise, if there is considerable hanky panky surrounding this generous "donation"! (Much like Najib's blatant lies about that infamous $2.6 billion "donation" and SRC $42 million).

YP's summarised Income/Expenditure Account and Balance Sheet for 2013-2015 are as follows:

The full audited accounts are available for download at the YP website as follows:

1. 2013 - CLICK HERE.

2. 2014 - CLICK HERE.
3. 2015 - CLICK HERE.

As expected, there are no details of who the beneficiaries were of expenditure relating to donations, scholarships and other expenses.

However, the bulk of the expenses have gone to programs of doubtful benefit such as creating a Nobel Prize winner's mindset for "gifted children". One wonders if manufacturing a Nobel Prize winner is a great priority in a country which has produced few scientists of any note, let alone, internationally acclaimed scholars. Can genius be created like cars on an assembly line?

Is there an all inclusive approach in selection of candidates for the program? And what about building a firm foundation in our failing government schools where the majority of our students learn the basics? That is not a priority for Rosmah or Najib?

What the Rakyat really wants to know and see are details of Permata's spending between 2010-2016 amounting to $2.7 billion as mentioned in Najib's budgets:

2010 - $100 million
2011 - $111 million
2012 - $???
2013 - $1,200 million #1
2014 - $530 million #1
2015 - $711 million #1
2016 - $45 million #1
2017 - $85 million 

#1 includes budget for other early education programs and kindergartens

What exactly is our Ministry of Education for, if the PM's unelected wife is given tons of money to run a very iffy "gifted children" program? What expertise does she have in the education arena? 

Here are some questions which elected MP's and others have been asking about Permata and been stonewalled or given half-arsed explanations by the government:

1. Was Rosmah, or her company/firm/business or company/firm/business owned by her nominees paid any finders, consultancy or other fees or reward for setting up PERMATA between 2009-2016? How much?

2. Why is that after seven months, there is no news of YP audited accounts for 2016?

3. Why is Permata Insan spending millions of ringgit on producing Islamic scholars (Hafiz) learning the Quran by heart? Why should this program, run by the Islamic Science University of Malaysia (USIM) exclusively for Muslims, be funded by the government? Especially since the Ministry for Religious Affairs has a ridiculous annual budget in excess of $1 billion? How will Permata's STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) program benefit from this wasteful expenditure?

You mean, all those Jews whom UMNO loves to stoke hatred against, and Westerners, won all those Nobel Prizes because they memorised the Torah or The Bible? What mental disease afflicts the likes of Rosmah and Najib?

4. How are students selected for these Permata programs - by mainly race and religion? What is the breakdown of students? 

5. Why is the prime minister's wife involved in programs for autism (Permata Kurnia) and setting up a childrens' hospital (Permata HKK). Zecon Bhd. has been awarded a $606 million Build, Lease, Maintain and Transfer (BLTM) 30-year contract for the HKK hospital due for completion this year. Why is this not under the Ministry of Health? 

6. How can UMNO/BN ram these expenses through Parliament when there is an obvious conflict of interest with the PM's wife given carte blanche authority to ride rough-shod over education experts and university professors, rendering them useless?

7. Despite having $38.6 million in cash, why did Rosmah recently ask the government for an additional $5 million?

Most laughable is the logo design for Permata Pintar incorporating a diamond. Permata in Malay means precious stones and jewellery. PP is a program to "nurture balanced gifted and talented individuals with inquisitive minds, individuals who shall contribute as world leaders, thinkers, innovators and humanitarians."

And of course, we now know, thanks to the US DoJ, that about $130 million of money fraudulently stolen from 1MDB, illegally ended up as diamond rings and gold necklaces round Rosmah's fat fingers and neck!



by E.S. Shankar, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for rolling stock fraud affairs

1MDB/MoF failed to cough up one cent of its RM2.6 billion (US$603 million) debt to IPIC by 31 July (with an additional grace period up to 5th August).

Subsequently, PM/FM Najib's accessory to 1MDB $46 billion fraud, MoF Chief Secretary Tan Sri Dr. Mohamed Irwan Serigar bin Abdullah, announced that IPIC had agreed to extending the repayment date to 31 August, with the proviso that an interim payment of at least RM1.3 billion (US$310 million) be made by 12 August.

Serigar was quoted as saying that 1MDB had defaulted on its loan repayment "due to the need for additional regulatory approvals."

Here are the relevant stories:

So, what did lying Serigar mean by mysterious governmentspeak waffle "monetization of units" and "additional regulatory approvals", when:

1. Najib, 1MDB and MOF had 92 days from end April 2017 to plan for the debt repayment.
2. The whole world knows that the so-called "units" only exist in the wild imagination of Najib, Serigar and 1MDB President & Executive Director Arul Kanda.
3. Between Najib, Serigar and Govt Chief Sec Tan Sri Dr.Ali Hamsa (whose nominee Dato Norzaman Ayob is a director of 1MDB), they constitute the entire financial approving authority in Malaysia!!!

The truth is all of them had planned for the cover-up and illegal bail out of 1MDB in July 2016, as exposed by Sarawak ReportCLICK HERE.

The Najib approved plan included criminally inflating the projected RM26 billion East Coast Railway Link (ECRL) project by an additional whopping RM29 billion, to land the Rakyat with a massive RM55 billion bill.

However, China's central government threw a spanner in the works in November 2016 when it announced a crackdown on corruption in state-owned companies by imposing capital controls. This resulted in utter failure for Serigar, when he manipulated the illegal removal of IWH-CREC JV as 60% shareholder in 1MDB's Bandar Malaysia RM200 billion development. Serigar, whose greed knows no limits, had sought to replace IWH with China's Dalian Wanda Group for a higher share price.

Serigar, who should have been sacked particularly for this scheming, had egg all over his face as the Dalian Wanda Group failed to show up, amidst rumours of its Chairman being involved in corruption. It would also appear that China was not too amused at the mistreatment of CREC (China Railway Engineering Corporation) by Serigar who had cooked up stories that IWH-CREC had failed to stick to payment schedules. In the end, MoF was forced to refund IWH-CREC RM786 million of deposits and advances that it had paid.


Part of Najib's plan included 1MDB receiving RM3.7 billion (US$850 million) from China state-owned company CCCC (China Communications Construction Company), in exchange for its 234-acre Ayer Hita, Penang land land and "other assets".

However, this plan did not materialize in time presumably due to the China funds freeze on state-owned companies and 1MDB being unable to deliver "other assets" represented by fake "units".

Now we come to the crux of the fraud.

Almost every project mooted Najib has to have the tag-line 'GAME CHANGER' without which it would appear a project cannot be important or succeed.

CCCC was banned from participating in international tenders in 2009 by the World Bank, for fraud and shoddy work. CLICK HERE.

Yet Najib and 1MDB have signed a RM55 billion inflated contract with CCCC without open tender. Had there been one, any number of countries would have been willing to provide cheaper loans, e.g. Japan where interest rates range from 0% to negative -.01%!

CCCC is apparently charging 3.25% interest per year for a 20 year loan, with no repayment of interest or principal loan for the first 7 years. As the ECRL project is scheduled to be completed 2024, it will have to repay CCCC the RM55 billion by 2044.

ECRL need not service interest or principal for the first 7 years. Presumably, interest will be accrued for 7 years and become payable over the next 13 years. At 3.25% p.a., that works out, compounded, as RM13.8 billion. The interest on the full loan on a reducing basis thereafter, will about RM14 billion. Where is the government going to find RM83 billion (55+14+14) to repay CCCC?

As analysed by Mkini columnist P.Gunasegaram, CLICK HERE, ECRL is:

1. A single electrified railway track built on a double-tracking formation for 688km, running from Port Kelang on the west coast to Tumpat on the east!
2. It is not economically or financially viable, given that the RM36 billion west coast double-tracking project is an utter failure in terms of generating profit or servicing loan.
3. Much of the freight volume and rate increases are based on China as a single customer. Can China generate enough business from 2025, transporting goods via ECRL from and to our west coast to east coast. The Chinese may save money bypassing Singapore, but can we generate meaningful profits with a price tag capital cost of RM83 billion? CLICK HERE.
4. ECRL is unlikely to break-even for the next 50-100 years!
5. No estimation has been made for loss of business on the existing railway lines from KL to Mersing and Mersing to Kota Bahru!

Since CCCC is willing to collude with Najib/MoF/1MDB to commit international fraud, this will likely be the route:

1. The contract with CCCC wil incorporate a lot of fake work and bloated prices to justify RM55 billion.
2. Over the next 7 years the crooks will have to issue a lot of false invoices for work NOT done.
3. As CCCC is paid the RM55 billion, it will transfer the money back to China or off-shore. From there it will use the excess RM29 billion to settle 1MDB's debts, claiming either to have bought its infamous fictitious "units" and non-existent "investments for sale" reflected in 1MDB's 2014 balance sheet.
4. CCCC will not pay for 1MDBs fictitious assets in Malaysia, as they will have to overcome regulatory approvals and valuations from Bank Negara and the Securities Commission. Najib is a crooked Finance Minister who will only too willingly break BNM rules to save his own skin, as he did in 2015!

5. 1MDB will then claim that it had liquidated all it fictitious units and investments to part pay its  huge debts estimated currently at about RM80-85 billion. It will gladly falsify its accounts which will be "audited' by well paid and compliant auditors.
6. Who will really pay for it all between 2031-2044? It will be all those young students now who will be saddled with 15-year car loans, 20-year PTPTN loans and 35-year housing loans!

And that is how the sting will be played out by Najib and his government of thieves, looters and plunderers, as they laugh all the way to the bank, happily singing "That's How It's Done, Stupid!"

Unless we stop them. 

Our real enemy is ignorance. UMNO/BN under Najib has killed our education system, with the 'O' level pass mark for some subjects being as low as 15! Many out there just do not understand the danger of a RM83 billion fraud on top of a RM46 billion fraud at 1MDB and another RM30 billion at PPFI (and more). 

This is being passed on to future generations, when under Najib again, our national debt has already more than doubled and ballooned to RM687 billion!

I have read opinions and comments on twitter and Facebook from people who think that projects like the ECRL should go ahead as it will generate economic activity, regardless of the true cost to the Taxpayer.

And as the day soon arrives when we can't pay the train drivers or repair faulty signal lights, relays and railway tracks, what then? Abandon the trains where they stop and complete the journey by foot?

So much for a 'GAME CHANGER', more like a 'GAME CLANGER'!!!

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by E.S. Shankar

The Wikipedia information on our Deputy Prime Minister and Home Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, not only makes interesting reading, but also throws up some very, very fishy material. 

1. What is Ahmad Zahid Hamidi's real place of birth? Who would be so forgetful about his birth place to the extent that the Wiki bio info had to be amended so many times!

2. Were his Indon parents naturalised Malaysian citizens when he was born?

3. Why was he raised by Chinese foster parents if his own natural mother died in 2011, and his father, in 2014, both in Malaysia?

4. Which year exactly did he actually arrive and start living in Malaysia?

In view of his low IQ and no class racist attack on Dr.M's Indian/Malay ancestry & DNA, Zahid should make public copies of his Birth Certificate, Identity Card and school report card records immediately! 

This worthless schemer who back-stabbed Anwar Ibrahim to save his own skin, is now once again resorting to skulduggery to salvage his political career. But, he's dreaming. There is no way Najib will let him become PM after appointing his cousin, Defence Minister 'Kerismudin' Hishammuddi, as Special Functions Minister in the Prime Minister's Department, in April.

In response to Zahid's ill-planned tirade, Dr.M exposed that as far back as 1996, he had unaccountable wealth of RM230 million. 

Politically and personally, Zahid is finished. He will not make it at GE14.

Perhaps, he will retire gracefully to Ponorogo, East Java, to lick his largely, self-inflicted wounds!