The World Anthem




by the mad maddaya Professor, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for ejjucayshun

Soon after Najib Tun Razak was appointed Prime Minister in 2009, he announced an initial budget allocation of $105 million for the setting of childcare centres under Permata. Surprise, surprise, the Permata Program Implementation Council is chaired by Najib himself. And surprise, surprise again, the Permata Program Monitoring Working Committee is headed by none other than his beloved wife, Rosmah Mansor. Within a year there was a request for an additional $20 million by Permata. 

The Permata national development program for early childhood education and care was, apparently, the brainchild of none other than Rosmah Mansor, the PM's wife.

According to the Edge,, there were further budget allocations of $100 million and $110 million in 2010 and 2011 respectively. In 2012, budget allocations for Permata were included in the $1.2 billion provision for pre-school programmes. 

The entire program, at what point exactly and why, we don't know, came under the purview of the Ministry of Education, though it is still chaired by Najib and "monitored" by Rosmah Mansor.  According to Permata's website at 608 students from 56 Permata centres were due to "Konvo" (whatever that means) in 2012.

So, we have at the very least, $300 million of Taxpayers' money allocated and spent on one of Rosmah Mansor's pet projects. 

In a country where success is often measured by the size of the budget and by how much it's over-spent, we, the Citizens, are entitled to ask:

1. What exactly are Permata's aims? The country has been awash with kindergartens in most States, for the last 30 years. Besides targeting those below a certain a low income threshold, how will Permata be different? Why for example, is Permata targeting 4-year olds? Is there some internationally accepted study by early-education experts which pinpoints this age group as the magical figure which has the greatest potential for long-term development, for say, producing Einsteins and Hawkings

Despite many countries in South East Asia laying claim to having a superior education system which produces maths "prodigies" and PhD's by the thousands, none has yet, over the last 50 years, produced a Nobel Prize Winner, let alone a "world expert" of any real repute! So, how will Permata have a leading edge to justify a huge whack on our wallets?

2. Who sets the standards for the curricula, evaluations and examinations by which the quality of Permata's "graduates" are judged, and how does it compare with say their counterparts, if any, in USA, UK, Sweden, Japan? Was any study done at all?

3. What exactly has this over $300 million of Taxpayer's money been spent on? Were there open tenders for the construction of new Permata centres, and for other relevant capital expenditure? Has there been any audit, say by the Auditor General, and if so, what are his findings? In the wake of the $250 million Cowgate financial disaster, the Citizens should not be blamed for being wary, especially where the handling of the money part of Permata comes under the responsibility of Prime Ministers and their wives.

Our early warning system in-built antennas should be tingling in dread with PM Najib's ping today that his dear wife Rosmah Mansor be "given the job to set up more childcare centres in light of increased female participation in the workforce." Of course, Najib thinks he's being clever with his "pre-emptive" strike against faceless luddites, Communists and the "Opposition" with his "Forget (the fact that it’s my) wife that’s involved. But we know the opposition would belittle the idea if Permata is involved. The opposition, they are not constructive. They only know how to belittle everything." Refer

Is it a mere suggestion by PM Najib, or is it as it seems to be, a clear imperial fiat, which means 'Fuck Off Minister for Education, Ministry of Education and Ministry of Finance!" Is it a done deal already?

Why is the Ministry of Education being by-passed? In Malaysia we now have the States, over-Federalism and then, Najibonomics and  Rosemajibism. Why should PM Najib ask us to cough up hundreds of millions more of dollars just before elections are due and Parliament dissolved, when we have not been presented with a report on Permata and what it has effectively achived to-date? Where is the cost vs benefit audit report?

We have much to fear that more groundwork is being laid for fiscal imprudence and spending of the order of $billions, without proper research and study, transparency or accountability. 

Frankly, if I had my way, I would do away with all this early-education madness and kindergartens. The last kid in Malaysia who had a normal and happy childhood without suffering from the trauma of the likes of kindergartenism and Permata, was probably born circa 1980.

Donplaypuks® with education and children, man!



by sherlock poirot charlie chan dario FO, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for dick’s minds

It's happening again. And frighteningly so!

Even as the ghosts of Francis Udyappan, Kugan, Teoh Boon Hock, Altantuya, Ahmad Sarbani, R.Gunasegaran and 1,500 more who died while in the custody of various government authorities and police continue to haunt us, we have, within the space of a month, two more unexplained deaths - that of Cheah Chin Lee in Penang, and now, C.Sugumaran, in Selangor. Their death certificates say they died from cardiac (heart) arrest. But after Kugan's death where the government initiated post mortem missed 45 serious injuries, no one in Malaysia pays the slightest heed to them anymore.

In C.Sugumaran's case, we are left to ponder how the cardiac arrest cause of death verdict was delivered, after several eye-witnesses clearly saw him being handcuffed by police and assaulted by some 20 men, including some cops.

"More than 50 people protested at a police station here today the alleged police killing of a handcuffed security guard (C.Sugumaran).....Cops blasted for covering up 'turmeric murder' case...The lawyers also slammed Serdang Hospital - that they accused of having a “history of falsifying post-mortem findings in favour of the police authorities” - for attempting to prohibit them from accessing the victim’s remains.Yesterday, Serdang Hospital once again breached medical ethics by refusing to let Sugumar’s family see the body, on instructions from the police. The family were only allowed to see the body upon the insistence of lawyers and activists, after four hours of waiting. They cited how in the past the hospital had falsely claimed that A.Kugan died of water in the lungs when in fact he had been beaten to death in police custody. The Serdang pathologist Prof Dr Abdul Karim Tajuddin was subsequently found guilty by the Malaysian Medical Council (MMC) of professional misconduct for falsifying Kugan’s post-mortem findings. They said Sugumar’s family intends to lodge complaints against Serdang Hospital and its pathologists with the MMC. We also urge the Inspector-General of Police (IGP) to allow and facilitate the carrying out of a second post-mortem upon Sugumar’s remains. Until the second post-mortem is carried out satisfactorily, the family will not claim the body," the headlines and online news portals reports blaze.

The testimonies into the ongoing inquests of Kugan and Gunasegaran provide a chilling insight into corruption and massive cover ups by our men in blue. Rogue police officers have been systematically allowed to run amok within our security system. So-called good cops have bent the rules and looked the other way where it mattered they act true to their pledge of aleegiance to serve the PEOPLE.

Successive former and current IGP's have been instrumental in blocking the setting up of an 'Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission' (ICPMC), as recommended by a Royal Commission of Inquiry in 2005. And successive Prime Ministers and Home Ministers have not had the testicular will to overrule the machinations of our ill-directed IGP's. But if countries like UK, HK and Australia could have set up their ICPMC's many years ago,what's been holding up Malaysia, where deaths in custody have reached epidemic proportions?

One can only hazard a guess as to the kind of blackmail that took place behind the scenes, in the corridors of power, between the police and UMNO/BN!

But if the Prime Minister and Home Minister do not rein in the IGP and rogue policemen, the day is not far off when this plague affects someone high up in government, like a Prime Minister or Minister. The Government must ensure the IGP and his brethren get the message clear - they serve the PEOPLE and are firstly answerable to the Home Minister, and ultimately the PEOPLE. That's how fully democratic and non-fascist and non-police States are supposed to function. If anyone does not understand this, they should be made to take a long walk on a short pier over the Straits of Malacca!

My views on this issue have been regular and consistent. I reproduce below my satirical blog post of 2009 as proof. This is what regularly happens in a country when the Executive branch of government capitulates to the Mafia:




by sherlock poirot charlie chan dario FO, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for dick’s minds

The August Post Mortem Commission of the greatest detectives and medical minds in the World rose as one body to acclaim, applaud and congratulate the outstanding, sole and unchallenged winner of the ‘2009 Nobel Correct,Correct,Correct Prize’, I. American M.D.

The Commission, chaired by I. American M.D., had been ably assisted by Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot and Charlie Chan with watching briefs held by AG Ganesh Patel, I Raja Polis Big Moose, eleven I Polis Raja from Peace Hill Resort district and Kapak Singh MP for Altant.., opps sorry can't say that, I mean that Chinese Mongolian blackmailing bitch Aminah Baginda.

The Commission had just concluded its unanimous finding that the death of suspected but surely guilty one Anarchist A. Coogie was wholly, exclusively and necessarily due to a regrettable ACCIDENTAL SUICIDE and that it was a true and fair verdict. Coogie had been arrested as a suspected but surely guilty one Anarchist, Al Qaeda General and peddler of illegal DVD’s of the popular computer game ‘Grand Theft Auto.’

Coogie had been collared the previous month at the Klang Hitman Pasar Malam (Night Market) near the abandoned $30 million new Bus Station and taken to the Peace Hill Resort People Friendly Incarceration and Interrogation Tea Party Centre, for counselling and ‘friendly’ advice. At some point in time of a murky and hazy night, Coogie had, overcome by remorse and deep shame, suddenly cut loose from a ring of 11 interrogators and flung himself to death through the 3rd Floor window of the tea room.

The findings of the Commission are classified under the draconian OSIBISA – Official Secrets, Intelligence, Banking and Internal Security Act. However, donplaypuks® managed to obtain loose transcripts of the Commission of Inquiry’s proceedings from its garbage disposal can and after piecing them together, has decided to share these excerpts with the Public in the interest of justice, at the risk of being sub-judice and being invited via a Mareva Injunction to take a friendly tour of the picturesque Peace Hill Resort.
I.American M.D.
So, we can ignore the 2 PM’s?

11 I Polis Raja chorus
Absolutely! Ignore them! Don lah korek, korek, korek!

I Raja Polis
That’s right. Maha Firaun and Maharosemajib have nothing to do with it.

I American M.D.
Idiot! I meant the two Post Mortems, not Prime Ministers. The cause of death was Pulmonary Enema.

AG Ganesh Patel
You mean they beat the shit out of Coogie? That’s MURDER!!

Sherlock Holmes
I say old chap, what’s Pulmonary Enema? Watson?

Alimentary, my dear Holmes!

I.American M.D.
Imbeciles! I meant Pulmonary Edema exacerbated by Myocardial Infarction aggravated by acute malfunction of the Renal Sub-Filtrate System with possible contributory factors arising from External Blunt Force Trauma.

I Raja Polis/AG Ganesh Patel
We no spik German. Please translate to English.

Charlie Chan
Water accumulation in the lungs caused by failure of the kidneys and a swelling of the heart due to having the shit beaten out of him by a rubber truncheon, perhaps?

I.American M.D.
No! No! No! No rubber truncheons. It was suicide. He jumped of his own accord from the 3rd Floor window at Peace Hill Resort.

11 I Police Raja chorus
Fell of his own accord! Accidental Suicide!

AG Ganesh Patel
Even though he was handcuffed behind his back and there were 11 I Polis Raja with him at that time?

I.American M.D.
That’s right. He was apparently a sprinter of some renown having been trained by Olympic and World Champ, Usain Bolt.

Hercule Poirot
And managed to leap 15 feet high and slip through the iron bars of the window on the 3rd Floor, while handcuffed behind his back?

I.American M.D.
Sounds incredible, I confess. But you know these oily Indians from Klang. The ‘Orang Minyak’ (Oily Man) is a well known Gang of thieves. They are superbly fit and can slip through the eye of a needle.

Sherlock Holmes
But the PM does not state anything about broken bones, only numerous torture lacerations on the skin and blunt trauma marks.

I.American M.D.
You will recall that the body was compromised by members of Coogie’s family and two Members of Parliament when they barged into the morgue at the hospital. They fixed the bones, planted the scars and engineered gaping holes and bruises on the body.

11 I Police Raja chorus
They fixed it! Shame and Perfidy! Red Card, MP’s!

Dr. House
What about the 2nd Independent Post Mortem. The provisional cause of death (pending toxicology) was stated as due to acute renal failure due to Rhabdomyolysis?

I.American M.D.
I no spik Bangla!

Dr. Mark ‘Ace’ Kolmar
Breakdown of skeletal muscle tissue due to having the shit beaten out of him by blunt force trauma rubber truncheons, perhaps?

I.American M.D.
Well, these foreign doctors from Bangladesh and Burma. What can we say? It may be common in Dhaka, but not here in 1 Malaysia, 1 Nation, Just Do it. Kami Bolih!

11 I Polis Raja chorus
Common in Dhaka, Bangladesh. How sad!

Dr. Kildare
What did your inspection of Coogie’s body reveal?

I.American M.D.
No, no.There was no need. I just went through the files and photos of the 2 PM’s and expertly deduced from my armchair that there was no foul play whatsoever!

11 I Polis Raja chorus
Expertly deduced from his armchair. No foul play whatsoever. Nudge, Nudge! Wink, Wink!

Kapak Singh MP
Why did the kidneys, lungs and heart fail? Surely, the cause of death must be determined?

I.American M.D.
The cause of death was the heart stopped beating and the brain stopped functioning. But of course we could not establish the heart had expanded. But this is normal in the case of Malaysian Indian 'Grand Theft Auto' suspects but surely guilty one !

Charlie Chan
Whoa, so congvingnience one, ah? Even if police bullet is found in body, you only conclude 'died from bleeding, heart stopped beating?'

Dr. Ben Casey
What was the clincher? I mean what was THE evidence that led you to your learned opinion?

I.American M.D.
The Suicide Note.

11 IPR chorus
Suicide Note? That’s rum!

Sherlock Holmes
He wrote a Suicide Note while fully handcuffed behind his back and in the presence of 11 I Polis Raja and they don’t know about it? Can I take a look at it?

I.American M.D.
Sorry, no can do. Barred by OSIBISA, I’m afraid. And sub-judice.

11 I Polis Raja chorus
Barred by OSIBISA, Whew!

I.American M.D.
But I can read excerpts from it. Here goes:
‘Yang benar Appa, Amma and Sujatha (my beloved mistress).. jika you receiving this letter you vill be knoving dat I yam kaput. But, I must telling the truth to the whole verld.......I yam yaddicted to ‘Grand Theft Auto’ video game and yam on a mission to make yit a Glocal success selling yit in the Night Markets of the world............11 I Polis Raja have nothing to do with beating the shit out of my body with blunt force trauma rubber truncheons leading to Pulmonary Enema exacerbated by Myocardial Infarction aggravated by acute malfunction of the Renal Sub-Filtrate System or Rhabdomyolysis Breakdown of skeletal muscle tissue, pending toxicology.....I yam deeply ashamed by my yactions and have decided to yaccidentally kammit swiside!.There’s nothing more I can say........

11 I Polis Raja chorus
Yaccidentally kammit swiside! What more is there to say!

Sherlock Holmes
Brilliant I.American M.D. You have convinced us. A true Professional. It felt like, looked like and smelled like Murder or Beating the shit out of the body with blunt force trauma rubber truncheons. But I was so obviously wrong. You have covered up all the angles beautifully.

I.American M.D.
Yes, we have covered it all up exceedingly well, what Holmes!

11 I Polis Raja chorus, I Raja Polis and AG Ganesh Patel
Yes! Covered it all up exceedingly well! Correct, correct, correct. Hip, hip hooray to I.American M.D.!

donplaypuks® with my post mortems, man!!



by Lord Denning, Master of the Rolls, Butter, Jams and Nasi Lemak, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for Malaysian misjudged affairs

The offensive article that was reproduced on Perkasa's website and hit the Judiciary for a whacking six into outer space and into utter disrepute  was originally penned by Zainuddin Salleh (ZS), under the heading “Kes Saman Utusan: Makhamah Malaysia Bodoh Jika Anwar Menang.” It first appeared on his blog Someone is surely guilty of one of the most cowardly and reprehensible attacks that has ever been directed at the Malaysian Judiciary.  CLICK HERE.

Only the 1988 sacking of the Lord President of the Federal Court of Malaysia (a title changed later to Chief Justice) Tun Salleh Abbas (TSA) in 1988, orchestrated by then Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, ranks worse in undermining the Constitution, Separation of Powers and in invoking a Hitler Nazi Party type ambush on the independence of our Judges and the Judicial system.

A couple of years ago, Mahathir claimed he was forced in 1988 to bring down the LP TSA via the device of a Commonwealth (Kangaroo) Tribunal, because the Agong (King) had been miffed over TSA's complaints about the disturbing noise emanating from renovations and construction work taking place at the Palace situated behind the Courts! 

That is as believable as the Pope being a Muslim! 

In fact, it is now clear that Mahathir had illegally demanded the resignation of TSA when he refused to convene a panel packed with 5 Mahathir-favoured Judges as illegally ordered by Mahathir (as opposed to a full panel of 9), to hear the appeal regarding UMNO having been declared illegal by the High Court. Mahathir thus provoked what is known in our legal history as the 'Constitutional Crisis.' Mahathir was a desperate man fighting for his life and was prepared to be ruthless! Refer

ZS's 'attack is the best form of defence' over-the-top blitzkreig and attempted mugging of Judge VT Singam related to his then pending decision over the Anwar Ibrahim vs Utusan Melayu newspaper defamation case. Anwar had sued Utusan for RM50 million for publishing an article which claimed that in a BBC interview, he had said he promoted gay and lesbian rights.

The ZS article, besides being in complete contempt of court:-

1. Asserted that Judge VT Singam usually favoured Opposition politicians.
2. Found it strange that at age 50, Judge VT Singam was still a bachelor.
3. Questioned whether it was possible that Judge VT Singam would rule in favour of Anwar, given that Singam may himself have found Malaysia's anti-homosexual laws too restrictive, possibly for his life-style choice. (Implying that Judge VT Singam may have homosexual tendencies or was a practising homosexual).
4. Declared that if Judge VT Singam ruled in favour of Anwar, that it would confirm there was something odd (pelik) with our judiciary system and its claims as to being fair, impartial and independent.

In the face of such an audacious, scandalous, outrageous and scurrilously vicious assault on a sitting judge who was due to make a ruling on a case, how did our Chief Justice, Attorney General, Minister for Law and Prime Minister Najib Tun Razal respond? 

Why, with appallingly predictable absolute silence and inaction of course!  

This confirms that UMNO/BN is a rogue administration  under the leadership of an equally suspect Najib, that refuses, despite provocation after provocation, and now blatant contempt of court, to act against these kinds of seditious acts, thus placing their perpetrators even above the Constitution and our Rulers. 

Such a state of anarchy cannot be allowed to continue. More so, since the call by Ibrahim Ali to burn Malay or Jawi worded Bibles has not been condemned by UMNO and no action taken by the AG. Compare this to the national outrage demonstrated here (and rightly so) against USA's Pastor Terry Jones' threat to burn the Koran. Or the AG and his minions charging Karpal Singh with sedition with their now infamous doublespeak that while the Constitution does allow for the Sultans to be sued in court, one may not say so publicly!

So, in this era of bluff and counter bluff, one upmanship and brinkmanship, and the likes of Perkasa and Ibrahim Ali talking in schoolboy fashion of 'my father has a longer schlong than yours', let's ask PM Najib, UMNO, the AG, the Minister for Law, the Inspector General of Police and the Chief Justice:

"Would you have let matters rest in elegant silence and cravenly cowardly inaction, if the judge that had been attacked had not been VT Singam, but a Malay judge?"

That's really the acid test. Because currently, there are any number of defamation suits filed against the likes of the STAR, Utusan etc., all UMNO/BN controlled main stream media organizations. Why was VT Singam picked upon in particular? The is a definite element of despicable racism here.

Much to VT Singam's credit and integrity, he stood his ground and delivered a damning verdict against Utusan. 

And if, principally, the Chief Justice does not act to defend the integrity of his brethren and the Judiciary, all our judges should resign en masse in protest. The Bar Council should take the lead and call for all lawyers to stand up and be counted.  

Extreme right wing political elements in our society are clearly asking our judges:

"Do you have the cojones to challenge us?"

And the Judiciary must not back off an inch.

Balls of Steel, you say? Then show us by action.

Or else, it will be another Tun Salleh Abbas-type mugging and muzzling of the last bastion for the protection of our inalienable Constitutional and human, rights, and the CJ no more than a UMNO/BN baruah office boy!
Donplaypuks® with the integrity of our Judiciary, man!



by Donplaypuks®, intrepid correspondent for Malaysian justly accusing affairs

Once again, I regard it as my duty to pay homage to and keep alive what I regard as the greatest newspaper article of all time - 'J'accuse', written and first published on 13th January 1898 by that great French writer, Emile Zola. As a documentation of all the positive things about us humans - thinking intelligence, inventiveness, creativeness, courage in the face of hopeless odds, inspirational - nothing comes close.

Once again, I draw on Zola and J'accuse to warn you of the dangers of "self-appointed dictators" hiding in laughable patriots' clownish costume. At the risk of being repetitious, let me remind you of that famous cliche that "patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel."

And now, when that scoundrel has been caught in the glare of huge search lights, naked with his pants down (again), he would have us believe that government policy is legal if effected by him, even if it is TOTALLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Which begs the question of how our Constitution could reign supreme as the protector of the rights of Malaysian citizens, if Mahathirism could blatantly be allowed to ride rough-shod over it. 

And make no mistake. Dr. Mahathir Mohamad is in self-denial and wallowing in classic CYA (cover your ass) mode, when he shamelessly whimpers that he had the power to give away blue Identity Cards (IC) and citizenships to illegal immigrants in Sabah, as part of legal government policy when he was Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981-2003. 

Article 19(3) of our Federal Constitution states"The periods of residence in the federation ... required for the grant of a certificate of naturalisation are periods which amount in the aggregate to not less than 10 years in the 12 years immediately preceding the date of the application....". Was this complied with? What skills could these ILLEGAL immgrants have brought that could pass the "desirable skills" citizenship test in Malaysia? 

Let me be even more accusatorial. Mahathir is plain lying, and he knows too that he is lying. Traitorus and treasonous conduct? You bet! Gross abuse of power? Totally!

Mahathir did that to ensure that his grip on power would not lapse, if and when, and now they surely have, Sabahans realise that Mahathir was just as much a colonialist, as the British and others we replaced, were!

For no government policy can sanction the award of citizenships to illegal immigrants, with the right to vote in State and general elections, if it is tainted with the broad brush of racial and religious bigotry! And that's exactly what Mahathir set out to achieve. His aim was to re-engineer the population mix of Sabah, by secretly awarding citizenships to mainly Filipino and Indonesian illegal Muslim immigrants, some of whom were clearly terrorists! 

To achieve this, he and his Cabinet Ministers illegally ordered and approved the forging of birth certificates, and relaxed the rules for issuing blue IC's.

It it was all that legal, why was it done in completely secrecy? Why has he been denying anything of that nature occurred all these years?

But there is something even more despicable of the man dubbed 'Maha Firaun' or 'Great Pharaoh" which monicker I am told is something that Dr.M loathes even more than being labelled a 'self-appointed dictator.' 

He claims his actions were no different from that of Tunku Abdul Rahman, the Prime Minister at Independence in 1957, in awarding citizenships to Chinese, Indians and Others. 

And therein lies the GREAT LIE

The great and much-loved Tunku, regarded universally as the one true Prime Minister of ALL Malaysians, his Ministers and administration:-

1. DID NOT secretly award Malaysian citizenships based on whether anyone was a Muslim or not. Religion and race did not come into the equation.

2. Awarded citizenships in 1957 AFTER open discussions and agreement by  all the Sultans (Rulers), UMNO, MCA, MIC, the British Administration and various NGO's and prominent individuals. This was seen as social justice to a group of (largely) immigrants who had been brought in under contract labour tems from China, India, Sri Lanka, etc., to develope Malaya. 

These immigrants had contributed spectacularly to the Malayan economy over a period of some 150 years, in developing an advanced infrastructure and catapulting the country on to the world stage in the production of  (primarily) rubber and tin, the priciple export commodities of Malaya. Only an insane man would deny the Indian/Chinese nexus in the road, railway, port and plantation and mining industries. Many had fought to defend the country against the Japanese, and later, the Communists.

They were not the children of the 'come here, gone tomorrow' class of 'get rich quick' immigrants. Malaya owed them, and the Tunku and Rulers rewarded them for their loyalty, with a non-religious and non-racial embrace that was surpassed only by its magnanimity

And this senile old self-induced selective amnesia suffering shrivelling old goat and bigot would have us believe that his despicable manipulations were in the same class as that of the Tunku and the Rulers?

There, I have warned you of our, the Malaysian Peoples', real enemy. He is this waxing and waning demagogue, whose deliberate policy all these years, has been to divide the Malays, Chinese, Indians, Sarawakians, Sabahans and others and the Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Taosist too, in order to cling on to power and destroy us completely. His party, the new one that illegally transferred assets of that of the old honoured one, no longer represents the majority of the Malaysian Malays, or decent human beings! How can it, when it will not even bring murderers (who ordered the killing of Altantuya?) to book!

You have been warned. I have stuck this warning label on every article I have produced. Caveat Emptor! Read it. Memorise it. Vote our enemies out. That is our duty to our children and to those yet to be born in Malaysia.

I accuse Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, and I accuse justly!

Donplaypuks® with citizenships and Malaysians, O' Maha Firaun!



by peoplebinrakyat, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for tahrir square affairs

I don't really care, by whoevers estimate, if 250,000 or 100,000 or 80,000 or 45,0000 attended the event at the historic Merdeka Stadium (Independence Stadium) on Saturday 12th January 2013. It might just as well have been a lone dissenter. I wish it had been a lone dissenter! There's nothing that strikes more terror in the hearts and minds of fascist Governments then when a single person stands up in full public view (with the international Press, TV and their camera men and women waiting in attendance) for everyone's democratic inalienable human and political rights. Remember how the Peoples' Republic of China went into epileptic convulsions, fits and cardiac arrest with that guy holding a cheap white plastic bag in front of mammoth tanks at Tiananmen Square? (See picture below).

But first things first. I am calling it HKR12012013 (Himpunan Kebangkitan Rakyat or Peoples' Uprising Rally)  because I am sick of  us following this Americanism of stating the month first when someone asks for the date.Let's stick to our own fine traditions. And fuck that 'have a fine day' phoney mannerism.

To get back to the main topic, in fact, I was hoping they - the evil triumvirate of Grossemajib, Kerismudin and whichever supine civil serpent they promoted last week from the ranks of clerks to head KL City Hall Mayorship (pending 24-hour instant, strictly non-political, transfer as genius head of Economic Plundering Unit or "special adviser" to the PM - would ban HKR12012013. Because there's nothing to 'uprise' about if the Government agrees with you. You need an edge. Good God, what kind of a Government agrees to an uprising against it? Peaceful Assembly Act (PAA)? My arse! This Act will not survive the new Pakatan Government that is destined to take over Putrajaya, come a few months! The PAA was designed to rob us of our rights, not protect it!

But of course, Grossemajib and Kerismudin proved true to form and provided us the edge. Again, the undynamic duo abused their powers by interfering with I Raja Polis' (IRP) jurisdiction. They revealed their thieving, crooked mentality by manipulating the scenes behind the scenes by getting IRP to attempt to change the HKR12012013 venue from Merdeka Stadium to Bukit Jalail Stadium, at the eleventh hour. The HKR12012013 organizers bravely stuck two fine fingers in the air and stuck to their guns.

In the end, everything ended well for a nation of anti-BUMNO/BN dissenters. As for the much anticipated downplaying by paid BUMNO Bloggers and that loathsome forked-tongued reptilian Mahathir and his apologists, here's a photo from PDRM which shows, that at its peak, Merdeka Stadium was full and overflowing. So, an estimate of 100,000 in not unreasonable, is it? 

Of course, IRP confirmed the pathetic state of education in Malaysia, especialy Maths & Science, by talking about "double counting" and proving themselves incapable of using a simple $10 casio calculator! (DPM Muhy, this is just for information only, not action, since your time will be up in a few months, and you can retire peacefully to Melbourne, provided that is, you don't end up in Bamboo River Resort courtesy of a Truth & Reconciliation Commission for having unexplained wealth, post GE 2013).

So, Goldfinger (to paraphrase him) was right again. 

Once is, Happenstance. Twice, Coincidence. Thrice and more, a bloody big LIE. So it is written, and so shall it come to pass. Caught at it again, o' paid BUMNO/BN blogger preacher Arab-hater man of the book and your cohorts, who shall by the words of your own holy book, fry in HELL? Oh boy, am I enjoying this!

Donplaypuks® with the truth, man, for you shall soon cross swords with SATAN, not the  understanding and compassionate God you were hoping for!



by bagindarosemajibbaladipak, Donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for C4 murder affairs

SIX long years years after the C4 mafia-style execution of Altantuya, the IGP, Police, Home Minister Hishamudin, PM Najib and the (wooden) Cabinet have all glaringly failed to investigate, identify and charge in court the person who gave the ORDERS to kill Altantuya, with murder. This, despite, the testimony of two military police personnel that they had been offered $100,000 to carry out the peculiar murder of Alatantuya - shot AND blown up with C4 plastic explosives in Kuala Lumpur.

Is there any democratic regime in the world that can continue to claim its legitimacy to govern, after what appears to be the championing of a murder cover up, especially now that Deepak has publicly revealed that PI Bala was coerced into withdrawing and replacing his 1st SD by certain police officers?

It's time for our King to step in and deliver true JUSTICE. 

Or else, MALAYSIA must stand condemned as a ROGUE MAFIA-STYLE REGIME, to join the ranks of 3rd and 4th world pariah countries which promote terrorism, piracy, murder and mayhem!

Both of PI Bala's SD's are reproduced below to enable you to make a judgement call:

A. The following is the full 16-page statutory declaration signed by Abdul Razak Baginda's former private investigator P Balasubramaniam on 1st July 2008, and released at a Press Conference on 3rd July 2008.

I, Balasubramaniam a/l Perumal ... do solemnly and sincerely declare as follows:

1. I have been a police officer with the Royal Malaysian Police Force, having joined as a constable in 1981 attached to the police field force. I was then promoted to the rank of lance corporal and finally resigned from the police force in 1998 when I was with the Special Branch.

2. I have been working as a freelance private investigator since I left the police force.

3. Sometime in June or July 2006, I was employed by Abdul Razak Baginda for a period of 10 days to look after him at his office at the Bangunan Getah Asli, Jalan Ampang between the hours of 8am to 5pm each working day as apparently he was experiencing disturbances from a third party.

4. I resigned from this job after 2½ days as I was not receiving any proper instructions.

5. I was however re-employed by Abdul Razak Baginda on the Oct 5, 2006 as he had apparently received a harassing phone call from a Chinese man calling himself ASP Tan who had threatened him to pay his debts. I later found out this gentleman was in fact a private investigator called Ang who was employed by a Mongolian woman called Altantuya Shaaribuu.

6. Abdul Razak Baginda was concerned that a person by the name of Altantuya Shaaribuu, a Mongolian woman, was behind this threat and that she would be arriving in Malaysia very soon to try and contact him.

7. Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that he was concerned by this as he had been advised that Altantuya Shaaribuu had been given some powers by a Mongolian ‘bomoh’ and that he could never look her in the face because of this.

8. When I enquired as to who this Mongolian woman was, Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that she was a friend of his who had been introduced to him by a VIP and who asked him to look after her financially.

9. I advised him to lodge a police report concerning the threatening phone call he had received from the Chinese man known as ASP Tan but he refused to do so as he informed me there were some high-profile people involved.

10. Abdul Razak Baginda further told me that Altantuya Shaaribuu was a great liar and good in convincing people. She was supposed to have been very demanding financially and that he had even financed a property for her in Mongolia.

11. Abdul Razak Baginda then let me listen to some voice messages on his handphone asking him to pay what was due otherwise he would be harmed and his daughter harassed.

12. I was therefore supposed to protect his daughter Rowena as well.

13. On Oct 9, 2006 I received a phone call from Abdul Razak Baginda at about 9.30am informing me that Altantuya was in his office and he wanted me there immediately. As I was in the midst of a surveillance, I sent my assistant Suras to Abdul Razak Baginda’s office and I followed a little later. Suras managed to control the situation and had persuaded Altantuya and her two friends to leave the premises. However Altantuya left a note written on some Hotel Malaya notepaper, in English, asking Abdul Razak Baginda to call her on her handphone (number given) and wrote down her room number as well.

14. Altantuya had introduced herself to Suras as ‘Aminah’ and had informed Suras she was there to see her boyfriend Abdul Razak Baginda.

15. These three Mongolian girls however returned to Abdul Razak Baginda’s office at the Bangunan Getah Asli, Jalan Ampang again, the next day at about 12 noon. They did not enter the building but again informed Suras that they wanted to meet Aminah’s boyfriend, Abdul Razak Baginda.

16. On Oct 11, 2006, Aminah returned to Abdul Razak Baginda’s office on her own and gave me a note to pass to him, which I did. Abdul Razak Baginda showed me the note which basically asked him to call her urgently.

17. I suggested to Abdul Razak Baginda that perhaps it may be wise to arrange for Aminah to be arrested if she harassed him further, but he declined as he felt she would have to return to Mongolia as soon as her cash ran out.

18. In the meantime, I had arranged for Suras to perform surveillance on Hotel Malaya to monitor the movements of these three Mongolian girls, but they recognised him. Apparently they become friends with Suras after that and he ended up spending a few nights in their hotel room.

19. When Abdul Razak Baginda discovered Suras was becoming close to Aminah he asked me to pull him out from Hotel Malaya.

20. On the Oct 14, 2006, Aminah turned up at Abdul Razak Baginda’s house in Damansara Heights when I was not there. Abdul Razak Baginda called me on my handphone to inform me of this so I rushed back to his house. As I arrived, I noticed Aminah outside the front gates shouting “Razak, bastard, come out from the house”. I tried to calm her down but couldn’t, so I called the police who arrived in two patrol cars. I explained the situation to the police, who took her away to the Brickfields police station.

21. I followed the patrol cars to Brickfields police station in a taxi. I called Abdul Razak Baginda and his lawyer Dirren to lodge a police report but they refused.

22. When I was at the Brickfields police station, Aminah’s own private investigator, one Mr Ang arrived and we had a discussion. I was told to deliver a demand to Abdul Razak Baginda for US$500,000 and three tickets to Mongolia, apparently as commission owed to Aminah from a deal in Paris.

23. As Aminah had calmed down at this stage, a policewoman at the Brickfields police station advised me to leave and settle the matter amicably.

24. I duly informed Abdul Razak Baginda of the demands Aminah had made and told him I was disappointed that no one wanted to back me up in lodging a police report. We had a long discussion about the situation when I expressed a desire to pull out of this assignment.

25. During this discussion and in an attempt to persuade me to continue my employment with him, Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that:

1) He had been introduced to Aminah by Najib Razak at a diamond exhibition in Singapore.

2) Najib Razak informed Abdul Razak Baginda that he had a sexual relationship with Aminah and that she was susceptible to anal intercourse.

3) Najib Razak wanted Abdul Razak Baginda to look after Aminah as he did not want her to harass him since he was now the deputy prime minister.

4) Najib Razak, Abdul Razak Baginda and Aminah had all been together at a dinner in Paris.

5) Aminah wanted money from him as she felt she was entitled to a US$500,000 commission on a submarine deal she assisted with in Paris.

26. On Oct 19, 2006, I arrived at Abdul Razak Baginda’s house in Damansara Heights to begin my night duty. I had parked my car outside as usual. I saw a yellow Proton Perdana taxi pass by with three ladies inside, one of whom was Aminah. The taxi did a U-turn and stopped in front of the house where these ladies rolled down the window and wished me ‘Happy Deepavali’. The taxi then left.

27. About 20 minutes later the taxi returned with only Aminah in it. She got out of the taxi and walked towards me and started talking to me. I sent an SMS to Abdul Razak Baginda informing him “Aminah was here”. I received an SMS from Razak instructing me “to delay her until my man comes”.

28. Whist I was talking to Aminah, she informed me of the following:

1) That she met Abdul Razak Baginda in Singapore with Najib Razak.
2) That she had also met Abdul Razak Baginda and Najib Razak at a dinner in Paris.

3) That she was promised a sum of US$500,000.00 as commission for assisting in a submarine deal in Paris.

4) That Abdul Razak Baginda had bought her a house in Mongolia but her brother had refinanced it and she needed money to redeem it.

5) That her mother was ill and she needed money to pay for her treatment.

6) That Abdul Razak Baginda had married her in Korea as her mother is Korean whilst her father was a Mongolian/Chinese mix.

7) That if I wouldn’t allow her to see Abdul Razak Baginda, would I be able to arrange for her to see Najib Razak.

29. After talking to Aminah for about 15 minutes, a red Proton Aeroback arrived with a woman and two men. I now know the woman to be lance corporal Rohaniza and the men, Azilah Hadri and Sirul Azahar. They were all in plainclothes. Azilah walked towards me while the other two stayed in the car.

30. Azilah asked me whether the woman was Aminah and I said “Yes”. He then walked off and made a few calls on his handphone. After 10 minutes another vehicle, a blue Proton Saga, driven by a Malay man, passed by slowly. The drivers window had been wound down and the driver was looking at us.

31. Azilah then informed me they would be taking Aminah away. I informed Aminah they were arresting her. The other two persons then got out of the red Proton and exchanged seats so that lance corporal Rohaniza and Aminah were in the back while the two men were in the front. They drove off and that is the last I ever saw of Aminah.

32. Abdul Razak Baginda was not at home when all this occurred.

33. After Oct 19, 2006, I continued to work for Abdul Razak Baginda at his house in Damansara Heights from 7pm to 8am the next morning, as he had been receiving threatening text messages from a woman called ‘Amy’ who was apparently ‘Aminah’s’ cousin in Mongolia.

34. On the night of Oct 20, 2006, both of Aminah’s girlfriends turned up at Abdul Razak Baginda’s house enquiring where Aminah was. I informed them she had been arrested the night before.

35. A couple of nights later, these two Mongolian girls, Mr Ang and another Mongolian girl called ‘Amy’ turned up at Abdul Razak Baginda’s house looking for Aminah as they appeared to be convinced she was being held in the house.

36. A commotion began so I called the police who arrived shortly thereafter in a patrol car. Another patrol car arrived a short while later in which was the investigating officer from the Dang Wangi police station who was in charge of the missing persons report lodged by one of the Mongolians girls, I believe was Amy.

37. I called Abdul Razak Baginda who was at home to inform him of the events taking place at his front gate. He then called DSP Musa Safri and called me back informing me that Musa Safri would be calling handphone and I was to pass the phone to the inspector from Dang Wangi police station.

38. I then received a call on my handphone from Musa Safri and duly handed the phone to the Dang Wangi inspector. The conversation lasted 3-4 minutes after which he told the girls to disperse and to go to see him the next day.

39. On or about Oct 24, 2006, Abdul Razak Baginda instructed me to accompany him to the Brickfields police station as he had been advised to lodge a police report about the harassment he was receiving from these Mongolian girls.

40. Before this, Amy had sent me an SMS informing me she was going to Thailand to lodge a report with the Mongolian consulate there regarding Aminah’s disappearance. Apparently she had sent the same SMS to Abdul Razak Baginda. This is why he told me he had been advised to lodge a police report.

41. Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that DPS Musa Safri had introduced him to one DSP Idris, the head of the criminal division, Brickfields police station, and that Idris had referred him to ASP Tonny.

42. When Abdul Razak Baginda had lodged his police report at Brickfields police station, in front of ASP Tonny, he was asked to make a statement but he refused as he said he was leaving for overseas. He did however promise to prepare a statement and hand ASP Tonny a thumbdrive. I know that this was not done as ASP Tonny told me.

43. However ASP Tonny asked me the next day to provide my statement instead and so I did.

44. I stopped working for Abdul Razak Baginda on Oct 26, 2006 as this was the day he left for Hong Kong on his own.

45. In mid-November 2006, I received a phone call from ASP Tonny from the IPK Jalan Hang Tuah asking me to see him regarding Aminah’s case. When I arrived there I was immediately arrested under Section 506 of the Penal Code for criminal intimidation.

46. I was then placed in the lock-up and remanded for five days. On the third day, I was released on police bail.

47. At the end of November 2006, the D9 department of the IPK sent a detective to my house to escort me to the IPK Jalan Hang Tuah. When I arrived, I was told I was being arrested under Section 302 of the Penal Code for murder. I was put in the lock-up and remanded for seven days.

48. I was transported to Bukit Aman where I was interrogated and questioned about an SMS I had received from Abdul Razak Baginda on Oct 19, 2006 which read “delay her until my man arrives”. They had apparently retrieved this message from Abdul Razak Baginda’s handphone.

49. They then proceeded to record my statement from 8.30 am to 6pm everyday for seven consecutive days. I told them all I knew including everything Abdul Razak Baginda and Aminah had told me about their relationships with Najib Razak but when I came to sign my statement, these details had been left out.

50. I have given evidence in the trial of Azilah, Sirul and Abdul Razak Baginda at the Shah Alam High Court. The prosecutor did not ask me any questions in respect of Aminah’s relationship with Najib Razak or of the phone call I received from DSP Musa Safri, whom I believe was the ADC for Najib Razak and/or his wife.

51. On the day Abdul Razak Baginda was arrested, I was with him at his lawyers office at 6.30am. Abdul Razak Baginda informed us that he had sent Najib Razak an SMS the evening before as he refused to believe he was to be arrested, but had not received a response.

52. Shortly thereafter, at about 7.30am, Abdul Razak Baginda received an SMS from Najib Razak and showed, this message to both myself and his lawyer. This message read as follows: “ I am seeing IGP at 11am today … matter will be solved … be cool”.

53. I have been made to understand that Abdul Razak Baginda was arrested the same morning at his office in the Bangunan Getah Asli, Jalan Ampang.

54. The purpose of this Statutory declaration is to:

1) State my disappointment at the standard of investigations conducted by the authorities into the circumstances surrounding the murder of Altantuya Shaaribuu.

2) Bring to the notice of the relevant authorities the strong possibility that there are individuals other than the three accused who must have played a role in the murder of Altantuya Shaaribuu.

3) Persuade the relevant authorities to reopen their investigations into this case immediately so that any fresh evidence may be presented to the court prior to submissions at the end of the prosecutions case.

4) Emphasise the fact that having been a member of the Royal Malaysian Police Force for 17 years, I am absolutely certain no police officer would shoot someone in the head and blow up their body without receiving specific instructions from their superiors first.

5) Express my concern that should the defence not be called in the said murder trial, the accused, Azilah and Sirul will not have to swear on oath and testify as to the instructions they received and from whom they were given.

55. And I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing the same be true and by virtue of the provisions of the Statutory Declaration Act 1960.

Balasubramaniam a/l Perumal
July 1, 2008

B. The following is the new 2nd Statutory Declaration released by P Balasubramanian today at a press conference in Kuala Lumpur, on 4th July, 2008.

I, Balasubramaniam Perumal, do solemnly and sincerely declare as follows:

1. I have been a police officer with the Royal Malaysian Police Force having joined as a constable in 1981. I was subsequently promoted to the rank of lance corporal and finally resigned from the Royal Malaysian Police Force in 1998.

2. I currently work as a freelance private investigator.

3. I wish to refer to the statutory declaration I affirmed on July 1, 2008. I refer specifically to paragraphs 8, 25, 28, 49 and 50 to 52, wherein I have stated inter-alia that:

a) Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that he was introduced to Altantuya Shaariibuu by a VIP;

b) Najib Razak informed Abdul Razak Baginda that he had a sexual relationship with Altantuya Shaariibuu and that she was susceptible to anal intercourse;

c) Najib Razak instructed Abdul Razak Baginda to look after Altantuya Shaariibuu as he did not want her to harass him since he was the deputy prime minister;

d) Najib Razak, Abdul Razak Baginda and Altantuya Shaariibuu had met and all been together at a dinner in Paris;

e) Altantuya Shaariibuu wanted money in the sum of US$500,000 as a commission for a submarine deal she assisted with in Paris;

f) Altantuya Shaariibuu met Najib Razak in Singapore;

g) Altantuya Shaariibuu wanted me to arrange to see Najib Razak;

h) I told the police about the relationship between Najib Razak and Altantuya Shaariibuu but when it came to sign my statement this detail was left out;

i) The prosecutor during the course of the trial in the High Court of Shah Alam did not ask me any questions in respect of Altantuya Shaariibuu’s purported relationship with Najib Razak or of a phone call I received from one DSP Musa Safri, whom I believe was the ADC to Najib Razak and/or his wife;

j) Abdul Razak Baginda informed me that he had sent Najib Razak an SMS the evening before he was arrested but did not receive a response; and

k) Najib Razak sent an SMS to Abdul Razak Baginda on the day of his arrest to the effect that he was going to see the IGP that day and that the matter should be resolved and for Abdul Razak Baginda to remain calm.

4. I wish to retract all the statements that I have made in paragraphs 8, 25, 28, 49 and 50 to 52 of my statutory declaration dated July 1, 2008. The statements contained in paragraphs 8, 25, 28, 49 and 50 to 52 of my statutory declaration dated July 1, 2008 are inaccurate and not the truth. I wish to expressly state that:

a) At no material time did Abdul Razak Baginda inform me that he was introduced to Altantuya Shaariibuu by a VIP;

b) At no material time did Razak Baginda inform me that Najib Razak had a sexual relationship with Altantuya Shaariibuu and the she was susceptible to anal intercourse;

c) At no material time did Abdul Razak Baginda inform me that Najib Razak instructed Abdul Razak Baginda to look after Altantuya Shaariibuu as he did not want her to harass him since he was the deputy prime minister;

d) At no material time did Razak Baginda and/or Altantuya Shaariibuu inform me that Najib Razak, together with Abdul Razak Baginda and Altantuya Shaariibuu had met and all been together at a dinner in Paris;

e) At no material time did Altantuya Shaariibuu inform me that she wanted money in the sum of US$500,000 as a commission for a submarine deal she assisted with in Paris;

f) At no time whatsoever did Abdul Razak Baginda and/or Altantuya Shaariibuu inform me that Najib Razak met with Altantuya Shaariibuu in Singapore;

g) At no time whatsoever did Altantuya Shaariibuu inform me that she wanted me to arrange to see Najib Razak;

h) At no time did I tell the police during the course of their investigations about any relationship between Najib Razak and Altantuya Shaariibuu as no such relationship existed to my knowledge. Accordingly, the statement I signed before the police is complete;

i) At no time did Abdul Razak Baginda inform me that he had sent Najib Razak an SMS the evening before he was arrested; and

j) At no time did Abdul Razak Baginda inform me that Najib Razak had sent him an SMS on the day of his arrest to the effect that he was going to see the IGP that day and that the matter should be resolved and for Abdul Razak Baginda to remain calm.

5. In addition, I wish to retract the entire contents of my statutory declaration dated July 1, 2008. I was compelled to affirm the said statutory declaration dated July 1, 2008 under duress.

And I make this solemn declaration voluntarily and conscientiously believing the same to be true, and by virtue of the provisions of the Statutory Declarations Act 1960.

Balasubramaniam a/l Perumal

1:10PM Jul 4, 2008

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